Old Dog

I have a load of 78s and two victrolas!!!! The 78's were my dad's... I rescued them from obscurity after he passed away many years ago...

Sitting at my computer , coaxing it to live for just a few months longer.... the model I want needs a little more time for the novelty to wear off and the price to drop.....

Spinning vinyl on the turntable.... remembering the wonderful lady who gave my record collection a kick start!!!! Love ya Meg!!! xoxo

Maple flavoured milk. Don't judge. It's DEEEEELICIOUS!

We didn't confuse you with our masculine guiles?

That's what I'm thinking Lee. Hmmmmmm. If we printed like 200 of em, we could have a realllllly good time.....

Lee... EUREKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We could give out Fat Bastard BBM date vouchers as door prizes!!!! What woman would not absolutely LOVE to spend quality time with one of the Fat Bastards free of charge!!!! I figure if we print 35 or 40 of them up, we can make sure that all the girls get one!!!! Whaddya think MisterT... can we donate????

Season 4 of Game of Thrones.... I can't wait for winter to be over so I can see that Winter is coming!!!! Tomorrow morning at 7am... Canada vs Sweden for Olympic Hockey Gold... can Canada complete the truly Canadian double double??? Gold in Hockey and in Curling for both men and women???? October 19th 2015.... when we will once again to have a chance to vote in a Federal election.... and tell the government just what we think of their performance. Supper. I don't know what I'm eating but I'm hungry. Boobs. I always anticipate boobs.

You'll get no welcome from me because I'm an evil unwelcoming bastard. Wait.... ummmm..... hold on.... that was wrong. I am welcoming and kind and sweet... dammit who was I thinking of.... oh. I know. Old Dogternate. The evil bastard hobbyist from the alternate parallel universe that makes SPs cry. Stay away from that guy. He uses drugs and he smells of cheese. Soooo.... ummmm... welcome.

And we apologize for winning too.... Here's the actual conversation from Marie Phillipe Poulin just after she won the game for Canada....

Hmmmmmm.... okay..... hmmmmmmmm.... I'm wondering about the secret powers. Do they come naturally from birth or is their some kind of magical swearing in ceremony when you get the powers to kill with your eyes. Also.... ummmm.... is nap time included in the fee?

What do you think guys at the Fat Bastards BBM lodge... could we pull this off???

Free ballin'.... just sayin'.

the answer revealed!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been free boobing for months now. It's soo... soooooooooo.... liberating.

and of course Spanky from our Gang .... grew up to be none other than....

Emma's having a birthday????? No way!!!! Emma doesn't have birthdays anymore, that way she stays 24 forever!!!!!!!!!! Love ya hun!!!!!!!! xoxoxo

Congrats Dude!

Happy belated birthday buddy!!!!

Hmmmmm outfits eh.... Fat Bastards will NOT dress like cats. But if you catch Phaedrus on one of his good days.....

Pinky??? 4000 posts???? Holy cow... you've been a busy girl!!!! xoxoxxo

I got 19 and that's only because our newspaper didn't have Pogo.... damn.

How did I miss this thread? Short answer: ABSOLUTELY. Not a single day goes by without me sharing time with a provider. No. Let's change that. Not a single day goes by without me sharing time with my friends, most of whom have or have had careers as providers. My friends are the most amazing people. They are funny. They are charming. They are sweet and sexy and vibrant. But best of all... they're people just like me. We laugh, we vent, we cry and we enrich each other's lives. Will it happen for you? Maybe. No guarantees. You can't force friendship like you can't force love. All I know is that I love my friends, and my friends love me... and it feels so good.

Love the posts almost as much as I love the lady!!!! Congrats sweets!!! xoxo

Ohhhh... and I plan on winning the lottery between now and the 20th of March. Just throwing it out there. I am not sure if there will be an impact on my attendance but damn... if it happens, I'm taking half the crowd home with me that night.