Old Dog

Boys.... you are going to be so happy!!! I was at home depot today and they had all their patio furniture on sale!!!

Why is it that in the want ads they never advertise "Entry Level Position:CEO"?

I was told to take her clothes off... she really didn't like the fact that I tried them on in the first place.

Jeebus. I slept through supper.

Interesting thought... soon to be muddied by my incoherent delivery. When I was young it was three B's ... BIG BOOBED BLONDES.... and for a few decades, those were the parameters under which I operated. Now... as I reach the Jurassic epoch of my life, I find my tastes are far more fluid. My tastes tend to weigh more on inclusiveness rather than exclusivity; I am attracted to far more women now than I ever was before. Initial attraction can be to any number of things but now I find that the more I look, the more I see; the more I see, the greater the attraction. It's probably not as specific as you would like as an answer, but as I tried to qualify a response with specifics, it dawned on me that some of the women that I love dearly in this world and the one beyond don't fit in any of the tiny boxes I tried to construct. I told ya it was going to be incoherent.

Gotta say, I do like the paper bills and I still wish that we had ones and twos in paper... it somehow felt like you weren't poor when you got change back from a five. Of course we did even go lower than a one.... Yup, that's right... Canada used to have a paper quarter called the shinplaster. Enough of the education. Grover or Elmo???

... and the moral of the story is, whatever way you get em, a blowjob is a great thing. amen.

Why is it that none of the major holidays are celebrated with naked lasciviousness rather than chocolate confections?

Hey... Home depot now has a lifestyles section.

Additional Comments:

Virtually all my plans for the day fell through BUT in their stead, I had time to have an amazing conversation with someone I love to pieces, get to spend the afternoon with someone else I love to pieces and am getting a visit from a third person I love to pieces. Sometimes serendipity just makes life worth living!

Why is it that I can never build a sandwich this awesome?

You can't have the dancers outnumber the audience by a large margin. I have been there on a light crowd days and I tell you, it feels really uncomfortable. It almost feels like you are being surrounded by a circling flock of vultures only much cuter and showing their boobies. When the crowds get lighter, the competition for the CR money becomes all the more ferocious. When that happens nasty comments get made, sabotage happens and rumours are spread. It's almost toxic.... so the manager makes a few personnel cuts and hopes that business will pick up - when that happens, the girls will come trickling back.

Congrats!!!!

It's all good!!! There's no reason NOT to repeat!! ;)

(((((((((((((((((((((((((Penelope))))))))))))))))))) miss you like crazy!!!! xoxo

Why is it that I come up with some of the most witty and acerbic retorts hours after a conversation has ended?

I would agree with your hesitancy, but you did indeed have a 300 lb ex con with a mullet hovering perilously over your manhood with a high speed needle dipped in colourful ink.... furthermore...

As I get older, the debate becomes less worrisome. Both arguments have their merits; CBJ or BBBJ, as a provider you should do whatever you feel most comfortable with. Ostensibly it's a variation on the same theme.... and when done well, the difference is infinitesimally small. I have moved from being an MSOG kinda guy to a PGLMSHLETGALOSOG (Please God, let me stay hard long enough to get at least one shot on goal) kinda guy. With that in mind, it's far more about the experience and the companion than the details... and that's where the loyalty kicks in. A great provider will keep you coming back because she is that special, not because she does everything on your "to do" list.