Old Dog

Crank... it's the clown tattoo that you have on your junk. We've discussed this before. It's kinda... ummm... creepy.

The Manor in Guelph is surprisingly one of only two strip clubs left in the Kitchener/Waterloo/Cambridge and Guelph areas. As a lad growing up in the region (with an approximate cumulative population of 800,000), we had a wealth of choices when it came to adult entertainment, sadly that has changed. It would be interesting seeing this - the Manor is iconic in the area.

Peachy and I have never met... but we have engaged in a number of conversations over the past few weeks. The more I speak to her, the more I appreciate her. In fact, her sense of conviction, her willingness to speak out on something for which she feels strongly, makes her all the more attractive in my mind. So here's to you my dear. Kudos to an admirable recipient!!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=18359 and here's a look at 12 PAGES of recos!!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=P&t=4309

When your sleep gets all screwed up... and naps become all consuming.

It's ALWAYS an interesting night.... we keep it clean, safe and discrete. It's a chance to connect with new people, reconnect with old friends and just have a good time with like minded individuals. And let's face it... the only thing that exceeds a CERB social is....

Good luck Patrick.... Back to Tiffany.... hmm... PC. I have been around them for decades now and frankly I am so used to them that changing would mean a big learning curve... and I am old, stubborn and crotchety... when I was a kid Apples were for eating, dammit. A&W or Harveys?

Why is it that when you have a fridge full of food, you can never figure out what to eat BUT when you know you need groceries, you can always find something that will satisfy?

Why is it that when you think you have time to nap, EVERYONE that you know either calls or texts JUST as you are drifting off....

Why is it that boobs always end up staring me straight in the eyes???

Another reason to just LOVE Emmy Rossum - Fiona from "Shameless" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rl8Wj5wrFg

It's all good, and your contributions will make boob worship more commonplace. Bless you good sir.

The girly drink that started a revolution..... The Cotton Candy Cosmo: Prepare your glasses: Rim martini glasses in pink bartender's sugar. Place a large piece of PINK cotton candy/candy floss in the centre of the glass (it should take up most of the space) Recipe: 1 part vodka 1 part X Rated Fusion Liqueur 1 part Cranberry Juice or 1 part Apple Vodka 1 part Raspberry Sourpuss Liqueur 1 part Cranberry Juice I use gigantic martini glasses so 1 part general equals 2 ounces. Mix all the liquid in a shaker with ice. Now the fun part - hand the recipient the glass and pour the cocktail over the candy floss - it disappears instantly. You are left with a sweet sneaky confection that'll knock you on your behind after a couple!!!

Strip Clubs - even the most intimate and fun ones - are not immune to the ravages of a recession economy. With more uncertainty regarding public service jobs in Ottawa, and being that the public service is the largest employer in the area, it's the luxury services that tend to take a hit. Keep that in mind and then add CERB. You go into a club with a few dollars in your pocket specifically designated for a little time in the CR. You have expectations of a great time and get it... and then you think to yourself, "you know I just dropped $200 in about half an hour. For around the same money I could have seen a service provider or an MA for an hour and had a guarantee of more intimate contact." That's the conundrum - the service providers, massage providers and dancers are competing for the same dollars. It CAN be a symbiotic relationship, where all three benefit from the existence of the others, but in tighter times, the dollars seem fewer and farther between. I don't think it's the end of great clubs. The sketchier ones will eventually fade away as they have done for the last 30 or 40 years. The good ones with a loyal clientele, great dancers, great service and good food will survive. It may mean reduced hours combined with better promotions but in the long run, there will never be a time when men with a few dollars in their pockets won't consider beer and boobies an essential source of entertainment.

... and you didn't invite your pal and relatively close neighbour to join you??? ------:sniffles------

I'm just worried that if I thank too many people, the theme from Jaws will start playing and someone in a tuxedo or an evening gown will quietly escort me away from my computer...

... and that is why we encourage everyone to post. You never know what will inspire you, or how you will inspire others to write. I took a look at the threads the other day. In the General Discussion area there are over 1600 separate threads... 1600!!! In the Ottawa Discussion there are over 600 threads. That's 2200 plus threads of inspired comments by members of this site.... and that is just the tip of the iceberg. As MOD has stated, it's fantastic seeing and hearing from members that have merely lurked in the past. We have an AMAZING community and it can only get better by involving everyone. Not every topic will appeal to everybody BUT I guarantee that if you take the time to read, everybody will find something that will resonate with something inside each of us. I am still a relative newbie compared to some of the pioneers on this site.... but in three short years I have made some of the most amazing friends from the board and I have to admit that it wouldn't have happened without engaging in the conversations. Some of the stuff is provocative, some hilarious, some very sexy and some will bring tears to your eyes. There is something for everyone here... and all it takes to become a part of the greater community rests at the tips of your fingers. So... thank you ConstructionGuy6957.... and all of the rest of you that have chosen to end your silence. The best is yet to come.

Luxe nailed this on the head. I would much rather see a woman because she is that woman than see someone just for a list of menu items. My favourite providers, and in my mind, the BEST providers are the ones that you NEED to see because they have struck a chord with you... and for the briefest moments in time, you become lost in their world. The sex part? It's great... but if you eliminate a provider JUST because she doesn't offer one of your favourite services, you probably are missing out on 99% of what she is really offering... herself. I guess it is one of the great advantages of being older and having experienced a lot of things in my youth when sex was neither as complicated or dangerous as it is now. Sure, I'd like it if we could all be worry free in the bedroom... or on the couch or the kitchen table or in the backyard... but the new reality is that we can't. We need to feel safe in what we do. But here is the bonus. Knowing that safety is a prime consideration, you can now truly experience an encounter to the fullest, knowing that there will be no debate as to covered or uncovered. It's something that you can remove from your mind, allowing you to focus on the whole experience - and when you do that, you will see what you have been missing all along. You become more engaged in the seduction. You become far more aware of her sensuality. You will stand in awe at the way she moves. You become far more aware of the way your own body reacts. You can lead and be led.... and it all stems from the fact that you KNOW what is expected and when. Just some rambling thoughts...

Sooooo.... For strictly educational purposes, I have been studying the nude female form on the internet. I know what you are saying, "God Bless you Old Dog for making such a sacrifice for the benefit of CERB." Really my friends, it has been an honour to serve my community in such a manner. I know this has been a topic discussed before BUT... it's so damn much fun to talk about . When I was a kid back in the dark ages, the female form and the actors in the Planet of the Apes had one thing in common. Robust foliage. A vast amount of shrubbery. A tree lined avenue to paradise. A big bush out front to keep the neighbours from seeing the valuables. Then came marriage. <shudder> When I re-emerged into the land of the enlightened, I had noticed a change to the landscape. Women had decided (without my input, I may add) to trim the hedges.... way back. A clean front yard to match the back as it were. No extraneous vegetation. Curtains no longer needed to match the carpet. The wall to wall broadloom was removed for hard wood floors. I tell you it came as quite a shock. My ex rarely let me near the garden. So to see a wealth of women sporting the clean as a whistle look I was at first dismayed, but I have become used to it. BUT NOW..... here's the thing. I finally got used to seeing women sporting that newborn look when all of a sudden.... it seems to be changing. I see little welcome mats. Table runners. Throw rugs in all shapes and sizes. Some are even going back to a sleeker version of the acquired growth. Every site has a good percentage of women that are sporting some degree of folicular activity in the nether regions. So I ask (for purely educational purposes only) is this a trend that is re-emerging? And how do we feel about it? I know for me, bare is great but I have always had a fondness for just a smidgen of what emerged at puberty. It doesn't have to be like the amazon rain forest, but a nice little landing strip just sets me more at ease. What are your thoughts?