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    Inappropriate??? Yup. Funny??? Yup.
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    To be fair, these are naturally beautiful women photographed at their most vulnerable time... and you can bet that the "best" shots of their natural beauty were discarded in deference to finding an "at her worst" angle and shot. I don't know about you, but the face I love to see is the one that wakes up beside me the next morning... that beautiful natural radiance replete with a sleepy smile... that is true beauty.
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    Comfort food.... Sloppy Joes!!!
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    love this....
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    Hmmmm... where to begin. My formerly curvaceous buttocks are no longer capable of maintaining my jeans without the assistance of a belt. I can't sit on my wallet anymore, the padding that protected me before has vanished. My hairline indicates that I have previously undiscovered aboriginal roots; I have the makings of a natural mohawk. I have never been able to grow a full beard or moustache; now I am unable to grow a white haired full beard and moustache. My dreams of those washboard abs I always wanted still remains a dream. My feet seem further from my arms than before. Thankfully, my shoes of choice do not require the use of laces. As previously mentioned, my arms seem to have shortened. I can no longer hold a book at a place that agrees with my focal capacity. My formerly perfect vision is supplemented by a plethora of reading glasses scattered willy nilly about my home. Movement is accompanied by the sound of bones resisting that movement. My sparsely haired chest sprouts growth only at places that match precisely where medical practitioners wish to place adhesive medical devices. My shaving regimen now includes plucking strays ... from places that should NEVER support hair growth.
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    He`s a lucky guy!!!! All the best to you!
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    It doesn't happen in the real world, an Old Dog expressing appreciation for a Cat... but frankly we aren't who we say we are and she is one of the most AMAZING women I know. Cat is, without a doubt, the epitome of sensuality. When she speaks, you melt... but not all over. She is brilliant... she knows exactly what to say and when to say it. She has mastered double entendre... she chooses her words to say what she wants and more; she understands that everything can be interpreted in so many ways and ensures that her meaning is taken. She is as sweet as sugar pie, as cool as a cucumber and as sharp as a tack.... but best of all she is one of my dearest friends. I can`t express the feelings that I have for her - she just makes me thankful that she has included me as part of her world. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=4978
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    I like da Fish.... great contributions, great sensibility... the kind of member that is a treasure to the board!
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    As I get older, the more appreciative I have become of honesty and the expressions thereof. That being said, I too would like to reinforce the beauty of that expressiveness, the feel of nerves betraying control, the sound of excitement expressed in a myriad of tonalities. It's like a symphony reaching a crescendo... you feel the pace rather than set it, you sense that something magical is happening and you know that you are no longer just watching or hearing... you are a part of it. You are the conductor... and she is the orchestra and together you have created a masterpiece, if only for that briefest of moments. I love to know that we have done well - for your multiple orgasm is mine as well. I may have just one manifestation physically, but in my mind your body has given me many many more. Never apologize for giving me that gift.
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    I do remember going to a weird smorgasbord when I was a kid. It had all the normal stuff - three bean salad, mash potatoes, roast beef... but .... but it had a couple of interesting dishes at the end of the meat table. The carving guy looked at me and said, "hey kid.... you are in for a treat. Take a slice of this and a slice of this." Because I was a kid, I did. It was all covered in horse radish, maybe some brown gravy, perhaps a bit of Heinz 57... but at the age of 11, I was served a slice of bear and a snippet of beaver. I have absolutely no memory of the taste - although I was able to boast for all my teen years that I ate beaver before I was 12. true story.
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    the life of a Scot....
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    Eating the most amazing homemade cabbage soup on Thursday night and discovering that almost instantly the cabbage had taken hold of the digestive system. I believe that hermits become that way because of cabbage soup. It's not that they hate people, it's because they fear if people come near, those people will be asphyxiated and die. Thankfully, the cabbage soup is done and the windows are open.
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    I just had conversations with 4 people that I haven't spoke to in years.... it was an amazing trip down memory lane.... I am also happy that Lee Richards found someone else to sleep with. I was rather concerned that he wanted to spend another night spooning, not that there is anything wrong with that.
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    That's a tough one.... cuz the cravings are usually for the thing I DON'T have at the time. I tend to wards the savoury but dammit now that I say that I want something SWEET! for True Blood Fans.... Pam: or Jessica?
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    The Landing Strip is about a 2 minute drive from the airport going east on Airport road then south... it's next to a strip mall and two doors down from Hooters. Not sure what the ambiance is now, it's been years since I was there but it used to be a bit more upscale for business travellers, pilots etc....
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    For Bacon Lovers

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    Old Dog commented on Alexxandria's gallery image in Converted Albums

    I love this shot... such a beautiful woman... ahhhhhh
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    Mmmmm... Siamese... they are delicious in Pad Thai. Just kidding!!!!! Big Dog... or Little Dog?
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    ... is for the company coming to look at my TV to give me a more specific time than "sometime between 8 am and 4:30 pm". I just called them at 10:30 and that was still their line. At least I have time to make a few bacon sandwiches.
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    I am still thinking ummmmmm.... no. Remember they also used bleeding, leeching, and eye of newt in traditional medicines too....
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