Old Dog

My favourite author, Christopher Moore, has favourited three of my tweets this weekend. I love messing with fame.

Bacon... come to me you little temptress.... come to me.....

A few issues here. First, when you enter a foreign country, you are entering at the discretion of a foreign government. You have no RIGHT of entry. With that in mind, everything on or about your person is subject to scrutiny under the laws of the receiving country. EVERY country has laws regarding the movement of people and goods across international borders. Second, when you enter a foreign country, the standards of law, evidence and reasonable search and seizure are those of the receiving country. You can be as "righteously indignified" as you wish, but it comes down to four words: "Their country, their rules." Last, and probably most important? If you don't want your dirty laundry seen by foreign governments, don't bring it along.

Removing the bandages after surgery.... OOOOOH god yes.

There are a couple of threads dedicated to duos: The 2013 list: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=164794 The 2014 list (so far) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=550409 Please be aware that some of the participants in the threads have moved to different venues, have altered duo arrangements, or have retired. It's always best to check with your provider(s) to see about arranging a duo WELL IN ADVANCE of the date of an encounter. Good luck!

Liz Taylor and Roddy McDowell. Both of them were Oscar nominated actors early in their youth and both had very successful careers that stretched until their deaths. Now Liz was a bit controversial but she was the epitome of a Hollywood Star.

Raspberries filled with dark chocolate chips. That and something crafted by the former SaraMQ. She is an AWESOME cook!

The bandages came off today!!!! I am experiencing navel freedom for the first time in nearly a week. Booked a pedicure for me and the bestie.... hopefully I won't get freaked out!!!

Ohhhh... here a few more. Service providers are witches. NOT TRUE. Witches float and are thus made of wood. That's why they burn witches. Service providers are not made of wood and generally are not ducks either. Ducks float and are not made of wood. So service providers are neither ducks nor wood. Service providers tear the heads off of their mates after sex. NO!!!! You are thinking of a praying mantis. Praying mantises also float, but they are neither ducks nor wood, and also not service providers. Service providers are defenseless. NOPE!!! Service providers get their credentials from the Jean Claude Van Damme school of charm, grace and kickass. To achieve their credentials, each and every one of the graduates must face JCVD, a tiger and a fruit explosion muffin in a fiery pit of death. JCVD usually is the first to withdraw. Soooo.... if you are in the same room with a service provider know that she has faced and defeated JCVD, a tiger and a muffin with her bare hands. All service providers have a small portable barbecue in their bedrooms. I know, silly... right? Okay... MAYBE I did bring buns, condiments and raw hamburger patties to just one or two (okay it was 7) of my first encounters. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT A HIBACHI AND HITACHI WERE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS! Now that I know better... or ... ummm... okay... there may have been some form of slapping me in the head.... but she did say that she was an expert in the handling of meat. Just sayin'. Service providers need never shave their nether regions cuz they were born that way. Ummmmm.... damn. That's kinda true. Jeeeez. But.... hmmmmm. How do you explain..... errmmmmm. I am just baffled now...

When you've had enough and at your wits end, having a dog come over and put his chin on your lap. Dogs KNOW when you have had a tough day... and they are the best at making you feel better.

The BEST example? Ron Howard. Ron Howard was "Opie" on the Andy Griffith Show as a child in the late 50's to mid 60's and re-emerged as Richie Cunningham in the early 70's on the show "Happy Days" Now? Ron Howard is an Oscar winning director. He directed Apollo 13, A Beautiful Mind, Coccoon, The DaVinci Code, etc, etc, etc.... he also was the creator of Arrested Development. The guy has been continuously and more remarkably, quietly, employed in TV and movies since 1959 - when he was just 5 years old. Now, a month shy of his 60th birthday, he has become the epitome of what may happen if a kid has great direction! ______________________________________________________________________ dammit both of you beat me!!!

Keep plugging Tom. It's never easy, but as long as there's a reason to roll out of bed in the morning, it's a good day!

Happy birthday buddy! Have yourself a little bit of fun!

Happy birthday my friend!!! Have a great one!

Mornings that start almost pain free!!!

Meg, Meg, Meg... the first person who was my friend on CERB. Still as young, vibrant and beautiful as the day we first spoke. You are, and remain one of the shining lights here and everywhere else you go. Happy birthday sweetheart... love you to bits!!! xoxoxox

The kindness of friends. The willingness of people that you love to share their time with you when you need them; the sincere offers of assistance that come from the heart. Little messages and conversations so outrageous and funny that you can't help but truly laugh out loud. Telling someone that they matter and getting that same message back. The Velocirapture. Doing something that makes a friend cry happy tears. Spontaneous evenings of mirth and merriment. Reconnecting with a friend from a while back and feeling like you've never skipped a beat. ... and all of this in just the last few days!

... and that's why we at Fat Bastards BBM set up the nets behind the lodge. You see for us to give you MSOG you may have to stay for well... a LOT longer than you wanted. There may be naps involved. And naps... well, naps are very very comfortable times. Times when the whole body gets kinda loosey goosey. I guess what I'm trying to say is that Lee, Phaedrus and I have been known to let one or two little toots out when we nap. I blame the beer.

At Fat Bastards BBM, we allow MSOG regardless of the time of that you have booked. In fact, we'd prefer it. You see, we're lazy bastards. The longer you spend outside, shooting pucks on our spacious empty net, the less effort we have to expend in entertaining you. Oh don't get us wrong. We want to see you naked and we want to see you naked in the same room as us. We also want to have sex with you. Good god it's been such a long time since we've... ummmm.... hmmm. Did we mention that we have a lovely recreational facility?

I eat bacon and drink beer, cuz round is also a shape.

Emily Rushton said she was going to buy bacon perfume for me. I called her a bacon flavoured minx. It made me a little ummmm.... excited. I'm better now. Now I can't wait to see Emily.

You know, MisterT has been working those buns. The "T" in his name??? That be for "twerk (ou en francais, le twerque.)" Just sayin'.

Wow. That's like MM in Roman numerals. That just looks classy.

Happpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppy burfday Bobbi!!!!!!!! (I just had my happy pills!!!)

oooooohhhh... coffee... love my Tassimo, and use the PC gourmet medium blend. ...and speaking of my Tassimo... the Chai Latte is very very good... Caesars made with homemade bacon infused Vodka. I may experiment and attempt a dill pickle infusion soon.... Hoegaarden White Beer... delicious with a slice of orange. Corona... can't help it... it's soooooo smooth Sortiliege... agree with Cleo, that stuff is amazeballs. Thanks to EMB for the introduction to that concoction Nice Tuscan reds... Amarone and Ripasso.... Ohhhh... there is so much to enjoy!