Old Dog

"I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me." Emo Philips

That's like the PERFECT set up....... ... cuz Peter Gabriel was once in this band.... ... and in 1986 they had a hit with this.... Genesis - Invisible Touch

this is just so wrong... but what the hell.... FREE OLD DOG HUGS TO THE LADIES!!!!

Do you work for free on your boss's birthday? I mean, heck he is paying you every other day.... The free meal thing? Think about it. That restaurant probably has 50 other paying guests sitting and eating at the same time as you are... and will have 50 more before and after you arrive. If that restaurant had one table, with one chair and one chef who was also the waiter, the busboy, the cashier, the maitre' d, and the dishwasher - well then you would have a fair comparison. If that was the case, it would be unlikely that you would be eating for free...

"Holy mother of god, what the hell are you doing???" Me, to the doctor inserting his finger in my hindquarters on a recent check-up.

alright... so we had "sisters" from Phaedrus... and Angela had Dan Hill..... (okay I not sure whether she actually "had" Dan Hill.....) sooooo.... Hill sounds like Hell.... only a little twisted... WAIT>>>> Twisted Sister - Burn in Hell from PeeWee's Big Adventure!!!!

... and they said I would NEVER wear a speedo again.... meh.

I went to the bank today and found out that they no longer accept first born children as collateral... so I offered a package deal with my second born. Still no dice.

KISS??? Hmmmmm.... One of my favourite songs by one of the cooolest guys ever.... Tom Jones - KISS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqWG8SFE6bU

.... seeing and hearing from so many of the lovely ladies of CERB over the last few weeks.... even though I haven't been on much, I still get to talk to some of my favourite people in the world!!!

... okay it's not such a secret. I LOVE this lady. Whenever we speak, she makes me smile from ear to ear. When I see her pics, it makes my heart go pitter pat. When I met her, I KNEW that all of my thoughts about her were absolutely accurate. She is the one and only.... Dorinda Bloom http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=D&t=10304 Miss ya hun!!!! xoxox

Try listening to the theme song without it becoming an earworm... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DU5oEgJKgY RIP Andy!

Congrats!!!!!! If you consider that each post is about 50 - 100 words, you come to a 75 word average. That means that you have typed 525,000 words - by definition that means that you have typed nearly 85% of all the words in the English language. (Of course WiT types that many in every post!!! ;) ) Congrats to the premier poster on CERB!!!