Old Dog

Ahhhh the secret??? A great tool especially when you can't find a pic that works: http://www.tineye.com/ copy and paste the offending URL into the box and check to see if there are better alternates out there.... It is also a great tool when you suspect that someone is using stolen pics!!!

... just glad you didn't show the real pic....

Tortoises... they are just like Turtles right??? .... as in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles??? ... and April O'Neil was a character in TMNT.... .... and she was played by Judith Hoag in the live action movie.... ... and Judith Hoag played a mom in the movie "I am Number Four".... ... which is where this song played.... Kings of Leon - Radioactive

is this the one you were trying to show???

I just remember that my mom got mad at us when we put our elbows on the table. She was lucky she didn't have daughters.

Allllrighty then..... From the movie Black Orpheus.... Elizete Cardoso - Manhã De Carnaval! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVkDfnGobmI&feature=related

Sideboob!!!!

meet mine....

I saw the new cast... I don't think that ScarJo can save it....

That cast on my weiner... not accurate. It only had a small bandaid.

Missed you too!!!! xoxoxox and you are not short... you are just concentrated lovin'.....

In Ottawa... OD's house for the BEST chili or cabbage rolls... bwahahahahahaha Gotta agree with the Haveli choice Areez.... that is some kinda finger licken good butter chicken!!! (Oh and if you go with Indian people, the fork is optional, everything is scooped with the Naan!) Gotta love Tosca's on OConnor at Gloucester for Italian... they make AMAZING Puttanesca and always have a bit of strawberry grappa for dessert! Best burger? Gotta be the Works. Hands down. Love my burgers. Thai??? Sweet Basil on Bank north of Heron... deeeeeeeeeelickyous!!!

Wow... a challenge. Well Offenbach was not often Bach, in fact he was never Bach. Neither was Ludwig van Beethoven. Or his nephew Camper Van Beethoven. so... Camper Van Beethoven - Take the skinheads bowling

Coming back and feelin' the luv.....

Finally getting one kid through university and off the child support books.... only to learn that your salary is being trimmed by pretty much the EXACT amount that you were looking forward to saving.....

ummmmmm.....

Gentlemen.... After two years of enjoying one of Ottawa's best kept secrets, I am sooooo happy to finally introduce you all to her. Before I met Maddie I was a boob guy. No secret. I love boobs. Maddie changed that. I still love boobs. BUTTTTTTT... Oh. MY. GOD. Maddison has the kind of bum that would make you throw a tantrum in a grocery store aisle. "I want. I want. I want!!!!!!!" I don't know what to say. We have enjoyed each other's company on countless occasions. Every time I feel like a kid in a candy store. First off... she is DDG. Drop. Dead. Gorgeous. Her smile makes me weak. Her hair is as soft as a feather. Her eyes draw you in... and then change colour and draw you in again. Then she speaks. It's the voice of comfort, it's the voice of cool, it's the voice of an enchantress.... Maddie is 5 feet of wonderful. Every time we have spent time together it just keeps getting better. It's not often that I am speechless, but in this case... I am constantly dumbfounded. She purrs. She purrs like a kitten... she moves like a cat... she has taken me to the heights again and again. If I was a mabillionaire (yup that is much more than a gajillion) Maddie would be booked solid for the rest of my life. Gentlemen, I am so happy that all of you can now share in the wonders... treat her well... she is absolutely incredible.

Greetings my fellow CERBites.... First and foremost, I must reiterate that this is an apology. I have not been on much if at all for the last two or three months and the halt in OD postings was rather precipitous. None of you caused me to stop posting... let's make that clear. The last few months in OTown have been a wee bit tense. For those of us in the public sector, the possibility/probability of imminent unemployment has weighed heavily on the emotional, the psychological and the physical well being that all of us cherish. It's hard to play when you have no pay. That being said, I did survive only marginally scathed... if scathed is a word, I mean if unscathed is a word then dammit scathed has to be a word too. I digress. I have a job and it's the same one... it's a little leaner and going to be a lot tougher to manage with less people around me, but I am here and employed. Whew. It has been heartwarming to see the messages that have popped up on the page and in my inbox in the past few months.... despite the self imposed exile I have really missed so many of you. I am lucky in so many ways to have a circle of friends on here that have kept me connected during the period of absence... and I am excited to see that some of the fresh faces here have been embraced by the multitudes. Soooo... where does that leave us? I am easing my way back in. Rest assured boobies, bums and vajayjays still occupy the greater part of my brain. They swirl about... sometimes they subtly brush against each other causing wee mind moans... oh damn. Thank goodness for kleenex. Anyhow. I. AM. BACK. Let's get durtee. OD.

Gratz my sweet friend!!!! You are so deserving!!! xoxox

Grats Sophia!!!! xoxoxoxo

Congrats Katherine!!!! xoxoxox