Old Dog

He was the lucky guy!!! How could he not be lucky... he was with the sometimes imitated but never duplicated MegforFun!!!! Absolutely gorgeous, sweet as anything and charming to boot.... I would pay to walk in his shoes!

Kinda looks like the offspring of one of these... and one of these....

I still like RG.... a man with heart, compassion, wit and best of all, one hell of a friend. Cheers buddy!!!

You mean like this???

Emma... don't get surly... we love you!!!!

It was only a matter of time... but RG has surpassed the 20000 point plateau. Congrats buddy!!!! Whooops. Perhaps I should have used a better title... I googled Images for "double god" and this was the most popular return... heheheheeh

I feel an enormous sense of calm and fellowship. It's almost as if a weight has been lifted from a place close to my heart. It's really wonderful. People are talking and having fantastic conversations. No one is fighting. It's kinda.... nice.

Thanks so much again... Meg is having her birthday today, I had mine on Friday... and this is one of those presents that I am sure both of us appreciate!!! Thanks to everyone!!!

Sexy.... Not so sexy...

Okay, the circle closes. Mel Torme was once the drummer for Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was a protege of producer John H Hammond. John H Hammond was probably the most prolific producer and talent scouts in the history of recorded music in the 20th century. Hammond was instrumental in sparking or furthering numerous musical careers, including those of Benny Goodman, Charlie Christian, Billie Holiday, Count Basie, Teddy Wilson, Big Joe Turner, Pete Seeger, Babatunde Olatunji, Aretha Franklin, George Benson, Bob Dylan, Freddie Green, Leonard Cohen, Bruce Springsteen, Arthur Russell, Asha Puthli and Stevie Ray Vaughan. So.... here is Bob Dylan - Knockin On Heavens Door http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV74H4WqexU

Okie dokie, get ready for hokey. Neil Diamond was born in Brooklyn. He attended Abraham Lincoln High School. Abraham Lincoln High School also spawned another act, the Tokens. The Tokens recorded the Lion Sleeps Tonight. One of the original members of the Tokens was Neil Sedaka. Neil Sedaka had a famous cousin.... Eydie Gormé - BLAME IT ON THE BOSSA NOVA

Ohhhhh I hate that. Things get unmanageable when that happens. On a more serious note, specters are scary, as witnessed below.

Being able to watch Malika's kinky stream last night and then having to take a cold shower before going to bed.

alright, the game's afoot!!! Samantha Sang was "discovered" by Barry Gibb. Barry Gibb was one of the Brothers Gibb, or for short, the BeeGees. The BeeGees were managed by Robert Stigwood. Robert Stigwood also managed Cream Cream was a power trio created by superstars Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker and Jack Bruce. Jack Bruce left Manfred Mann to join Cream. So without further ado, here's... Manfred Mann - Mighty Quinn

Ahhhh the annual tapping of the nipples. It occurs in late January of every year when nipples are at their perkiest and sappiest. Careful not to spill!!!! You thought Eagle Brand was nectar??? Nothing beats the sweet taste of fresh nipple syrup.

On the front steps of my high school on grad night. On the stage of the amphitheatre of that same high school with the same partner during a student council sleepout...

There's a picture of a gorgeous redhead touching her boobies, just above this post!!!!

1. Be honest. If you exaggerate your sexual prowess, you diminish the power of the recommendation. No one will believe that you came 14 times in a 1 hour booking and that the power of your splooge knocked a hole in the wall. Stick to the credible events. 2. Concentrate on HER. The thought of your large hairy white ass shaking the bed while you attempt to reach climax does nothing to titillate me. It gives me penis deflatus. On the other hand, her acumen, her abilities, her look, her style does titillate me. It gives me penis inflatus. 3. Don't write up your FIRST experience until after your second experience. Let's face it. Your first time, your very first time with an SP is amazing. She did things to you that you only imagined in the wateriest of your wet dreams. You won't know how amazing she was until you have something to measure it against... and your right hand doesn't count. 4. Don't be afraid to say "it was incredible." As Emma has said, it is possible to achieve your goal of expressing delight in a very few words. 5. If it was bad, keep it to yourself. CERB is a recommendation board. Personal tastes vary. I FUCKING LOVE brussel sprouts. My kid FUCKING HATES brussel sprouts. See what I mean? Just because you didn't click doesn't mean she was bad, it may just mean that you and she aren't compatible. Nobody else needs to know. Plus it's a rule. An important rule. MOD made that rule. MOD is omnipotent. He has the power to kill you with a single glance. Okay, maybe not the single glance thing. 6. If you are going to write an erotic novel in the reco thread, get it pre-approved. Not everyone is comfortable with graphic accounts of your sexual odyssey. You may think you have written an amazing tale, but if she says she isn't comfortable with what you have written, see rule # 4. If she likes what you have written, fill your boots... publish. 7. Some things are better left unsaid. If you were pleasantly surprised by something that just "happened" don't brag. You may have received a bonus, but no one else needs to know. Nudge nudge, wink wink, SAY NO MORE. 8. Rebooking is the best recommendation. Let's face the facts. A recommendation is fantastic but it doesn't pay the bills. If you had the bestest wobbly at the knees tingling at your toes head in the clouds experience, the best way to show your gratitude is a series of return engagements. Write a reco by all means, but back it up with greenbacks. 9. TOFTT The concept of "taking one for the team" doesn't really make sense. You booked, you paid, you came, you went home. I didn't even feel a tingle. The addition of these letters doesn't do anyone justice. Leave it out of recos. 10. Make all your recommendations sound like they were being narrated by Morgan Freeman. I'm just fucking with ya. Morgan Freeman played God. He shouldn't be reciting erotic stuff. Try Samuel L Jackson.

My new haircut gives me the "close to the scalp" look. I think I had more hair on my head when I was a newborn.