Old Dog

We just wanted the clients to get accustomed to ... ummmm.... ermmmm... ahhhhhhh.... okay, we have a couple of droolers. For the purposes of full disclosure, we actually have three droolers, one of whom is pretty gassy. One other really gassy guy. We think he ate something last year that just won't go away. One of our guys kinda lactates. He won't talk about it. On the upside, he doesn't drool and he is not one of the gassy ones. I mean he does pass wind occasionally, but we haven't had too many complaints. We have two hairy back guys. They usually keep their shirts on except when we have a FB BBM gala; we use their backs to build up static electricity so we can stick balloons to the walls. One of them is a drooler and gassy, the other is the one that ate the scary thing last year. So if you book one of our sasquatch brothers, you know that you will be warm under the sheets. One of our part timers cries a lot upon.... completion. He is getting help. Don't go near the cat. The cat is rather contrary. In fact, don't look directly at the cat. The only one that the cat likes is our milky friend.

Eeeeek!!!! mea culpa.

hmmmmmm Frank Sinatra didn't he do???? Why yes he did...... But instead..... Sid Vicious - My Way

You want simple? 1 jar, PC butter chicken sauce (no meat in there!!!) 1 cauliflower 2 stalks of celery, sliced into quarter inch pieces 1 small onion, diced Steam the cauliflower, onions and celery until tender crisp. Drain. Put the PC butter chicken sauce on the veggies, heat for a minute or so and serve. It's not gourmet, but it is tasty!

Big Bang Theory Malika, Julie Wilde and SaraMQ (not things, but they make me laugh nonetheless!) Phaedrus, Castle, and Lee Richards... (also not things, and also make me laugh nonetheless) Books by Christopher Moore Britcoms. Sounds and faces in porn. Eddie Izzard and Louis CK

Going out to buy some stuff, expecting to pay about $100. Coming out of the store with the items I wanted after paying.... $18.36 Feeling the luck, going to the next store and looking at stuff valued at around $500 and coming out of that store with all the stuff I was looking at after paying... $180.57 What a great freakin' day.

Ron Jeremy Sasquatch Hmmmmmm coincidence?

or Jennifer Garner... maybe it's all people named Jennifer?

Have a fantastic birthday Sophia!!!! xoxoxox

I knew this would happen..... Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxxo

I like Areez... a heck of a guy and funny as hell... plus he likes beer and I do too!!!!

sometimes we all wished we had this power....