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I was fortunate to spend a delicious half hour with Ms Bunny today. Short but sweet. Maybe too short? But we're all busy people, and she can achieve a lot in a short space of time, that's for sure. She is tattooed, has purple hair, and is as hot as all get out. As sweet to the taste as she is on the eyes. She'll have you moaning uncontrollably as warm waves of sensation flow through your body. An experience you'll think about long after it's over. Not to mention a lovely and convenient downtown location. The best time you'll ever have on top of an alligator, that's for sure...

Probably "What?" or "Could you repeat that?" Combination of hearing destroyed by years of loud music, and general space-case-ness :)

I have to admit I don't really have a good handle on nominating posts and rep points and all that jazz. Messageboards are weird. Halp I am not good at computer :(

Nice milestone dude! I don't know if I'll ever manage 100 posts.

I can enjoy various outfits and situations, but nothing really springs to mind. The only thing I could think of would involve smoking while reclining back and quietly enjoying the tender ministrations of the tongue's poetry, but it would not be a healthy working environment for the poor SP and probably violate local by-laws.

I'm not sure we can do the math on this choice without further information. How does this work? Is there some kind of time limit for the multiple sex encounters? Could it be any dinner? Are we talking lobster served with garlic drawn butter at market price, or a McLobster value meal? Do you have to have sex right after eating or is their time to digest? These are important considerations here.

castle, this could be a chance to get that tattoo on the inside of your wrist you always wanted. It could become a talking point at parties. "Why do you have a list on your wrist?" "Well I'm glad you asked, madam!"

Steve-o, Stephenopolous, Steve-arino, The Steve-meister General.

Cor blimey guvnor GFE bangers n mash for your tallywacker, then a cuppa tea! Sent from my SGH-i917R using Board Express

I think it pays to be careful not to generalize based on single experiences. I can totally understand how some relationships that have blossomed between clients and providers have crashed and burned because of the nature of the business and unrealistic expectations. I totally get that. But sometimes people grow apart, like any other dating context. There's obviously a lot more to a close relationship than the activities that can happen during an SP meet, fun though they may be. Sometimes people just aren't a good match. Sometimes it's bad timing. And sometimes things die off for no fathomable reason whatsoever. :( I think one needs to be realistic about possible outcomes, but not completely closed off. It's always hard to open yourself up for fear of rejection and pain... but maybe you're just passing on something that could be awesome.

I just wish there was a nicer term for it. "Greek" always makes me think that feta cheese and tzatziki sauce are involved, and that's not something you want to be thinking about back there!

I'd like to promote the use of the all-encompassing term "escourtesan".

I know this thread should probably be removed for it's potential escalation into internet message board dramatics, but for some reason the panicked "you live too close! DANGER CLOSE!!" cancellation got a chuckle out of me.

Perhaps she's trapped in the Matrix :shock:

That did the trick, it is working great now. Really appreciate it, thanks :)

Nice work, mod! Hey, got a question for ya - is there a newer version of that Tapatalk thingie you're running? I was trying a new client and it said the server was running an outdated version, and refused to log in. Posted via Mobile Device

Sounds like a great country song... Annie SP's in Saint John, b'y and Reggie's got the rig!

Berlin, I was just thinking the other day about the obsession with acronyms with this hobby. I find them alienating! Surely the experience is about chemistry and good clean fun. Any service provider should be fairly open-minded to a point, and I'd hate to think most customers can't have a good time unless a specific checklist of desired actions and/or body criteria is met. GFE PSE DATY BBBJ CIM OMG WTF BBQ!! Variety is the spice of life, as they say. And who doesn't need more spice in their intimate interactions? Not literal spice, obviously, that would be painful.

I was lucky enough to spend a couple of hours with emilyinhalifax. A blandly corporate and chilly hotel room was quickly warmed by her charming personality and penetrating, liquid eyes. I had such a comfortable time chatting with emily about everything and nothing that sexy time almost felt like an imposition. Almost! Yet it was soft and sensual, unforgettable. Spend some time with her if you want to warm yourself next to someone positive and radiant. Oh, and her smooth skin looked so beautifully tanned next to my sunless pallor that I had the old Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder hit stuck in my head... you know the one... "Emily and Ivory"...

The iPhone 4 has the best screen on the planet. I can't figure out for the life of me why anyone would choose a Blackberry over an iPhone. Between Google, Apple, and MS, I think RIM is going to have a tough time maintaining market share.

I hope you folks are making some mad bank off this extra traffic!

That's terrible! I hope the government snaps into action and forces Craigslist to remove all religious posts!

What's your most-hated holiday tune? The one that when you hear it looming over the scratchy speakers at the mall, you see red and want to kick over reindeer? Posted via Mobile Device

I was thinking, of all the dumb things I waste money on every month, paying for a great time with a lovely lady is probably the thing I begrudge the least. Think about it - I pay people to cook me expensive meals in restaurants, make me $6 grandemochachocalattes, cut my hair, sell me polluting gasoline, etc. At least with a service provider I'm paying for the thing I love the most!