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What will be the next thing you will purchase?
Grass_Hopper replied to Helena D'Orville's topic in Fun Threads
On the LoveHoney website for some toys... Or a HoMyBod... -
Many laughs and sexy encounters!
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Costumes on Mtl rd detonates as much as coverall at Indigo. (And I have to say: I hate the new Vneck trend...)
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hello from wendy!
Grass_Hopper replied to wendy wants more's topic in New to this? Things you should know...
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what are you doing at this very minute?
Grass_Hopper replied to Exotic Touch Danielle's topic in Fun Threads
Posting new pix and waiting for approuval, and having fun with my profile. Pretty much fooling around... -
From the album: Yummy!
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They have somewhat reinvented their style and accomplish a great career, but this was back in 2015. It was, in fact, the first anniversary of his death January, 18th.
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So Z Télé (a French cable channel) has found a new mission: to uncover adult industry related profession. They just gave us ''Danseuses'' wich was suppose to uncover the truth about being a stripper (in dives, if you ask me), and they are now releasing ''Escortes''. I have followed Danseuses from the start, but I don't think it really reflected what's happening in strip clubs. Too much drama, if you ask me... Now, they are doing it again with us. In the ad, you can see a very curvy women, laying on a bed, dressed-up for a call, on the phone with her baby asking him how was his day. That's a touchy subject from the start. At the end (what hooked me to watch the show), you can see an SP on a hotel balcony, looking towards the city. This is often how I feel. At the right place, at the right time. We'll see if they are going to reflect our AWESOME profession... I hope it will worth it. I'm usually in bed at that time, but will try to stay awake to watch it. Starts tonight at 10PM on Z Télé. P.S.: Not sure if they are using actors or actual service providers...
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Need help I'm new.
Grass_Hopper replied to Carmen Rose's topic in New to this? Things you should know...
Hi Carmen!, I think by visiting this section, you were pretty much bang on from the start. All the rest depends on your interests. In the news, if you want to get inform of the headlines, mostly concerning our industry; Health for questions we don't always dare to ask, tips and tricks regarding your health or interogations you may have; Jokes if you are in for a good laugh. You have also all kind of fun threads to go thru like discussion areas, and threads like best bums..., beautiful eyes, frikking hot fripples, ... where gents are highliting the best pics of our best feminine parts (that brings buisness and recognition.) You'll eventually, if it's not done already, get a recommendation where your clients can tell about you. On THIS site, bad recos are not tolerated, and so, it also feels good to go back and read it, once in a while. You are now moderated, but keep posting! Anything. An article you read, fun facts, ads, ... This will allow gents to know you better, and will unlock certain features of this site. And get some rest. Your days to come, with your post, might bring crazyness! There's a lot to be explore so Enjoy!- 1 reply
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bachelor party entertainment
Grass_Hopper replied to Hannah Star's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I've done a couple and always got paid decently, but since my first, that went overboard, I always ask for a fluffer. Those parties are fun, tho! -
New and wanted to say hi!!
Grass_Hopper replied to Thissguyyhere's topic in Escort Discussion for New Brunswick
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I had trouble understanding your Maths on the second part... Anyways, squirting doesn't prevent vagina to be lubricated naturally, or achieve female ejaculation. All 3 can happened at the same time (WoW). Now is our ''nectar'' (don't know if I'm allowed on this one) tends to taste what we eat like men? I don't know... Do 95% of women you tasted have a sweet tooth? (Ok, now I'm ready to have a warning issued... Sorry!) Additional Comments: From Wikipedia: Female ejaculation vs. squirting or gushing Some aspects of the research community distinguish between female ejaculation and what is colloquially known as squirting or gushing.[2] These terms are used by the public interchangeably, which often leads to confusion. In these research publications, it is suggested that "real" female ejaculation is the release of a very scanty, thick, and whitish fluid from the female ��������,[2][46] while the "squirting" or "gushing" (shown frequently in pornography) is a different phenomenon; the expulsion of clear and abundant fluid, which has been shown to be a diluted fluid from the urinary bladder.[2] It is suggested that much of the obscurity and the uncertainties about female ejaculation are related to mixing up these two phenomena. If you want to read the whole thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
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Games or Cold Feet?
Grass_Hopper replied to Brody Boivin's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I have to disagree. As she will also learn (I hope), it's not all flowers and roses to provide a girlfriend experience. It's a lot more work. First, I would like to thank Brody for not making any allusion to who it was. I have to salute. This is a high mark of respect, and is sometimes forgotten. Second, some gents require more care and patience, and sometimes, for a reason or another, it just doesn't work. Some are really looking for a relashionship eventhough both parties are fully aware that no love is involved. Only cares. Unfortunetly, we are refusing to often to see the cold truth, and this is consider as a time waster. As said before, we cannot satisfy everybody's createrias and being a girlfriend is a lot of work... -
Games or Cold Feet?
Grass_Hopper replied to Brody Boivin's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Brody, I truly feel for you, but I have learn, as an older SP, that the X factor just happen. Nothing you can do about it. Don't be offended by it.It is impossible to satify to everybody's cretaria. Age is one. You still have beautiful years to come, live your youth to the fullest and remember the X factor. You'll learn to get over it. It goes fast, in this buisness... Kisses -
And I'm not writting about tech issues. It is sad to say that for a few that do ask for porn chat (free, that is), we cannot offer this kind of service to you, gents. Being in chat brings a smile to my face (and probably yours), but with repeated request for sex chat, well, it ruins the whole beauty of it... Sorry to say, but we, ladies, usually, don't like to be harrassed this way. This is why most of us don't offer chat or Skype. Behave, and it will be possible. Eventually.
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Quite a M.I.L.F., but not yet a Cougar; Small breast, perfect buns; No tan, very fair complexion; Dark short hair, but definetly a redhead; Not a spinner, but athletic; Couple of strechmarks, but still a size 6. Not enough for you? What about a little trip to my reco? I am definetly a head spinner, an athlete, down to Earth, a little sarcastic, with a GREAT sense of humour. Ready to host you in my home, you'll have to make the trip. If you do, I will make it worth your while. Located in the Lower-Laurantians, I, for now, preffer to gather to my OTT fans. Available from now to the end of the week. Want to bring your favorite friend? Sure! Drop me a line!
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Hya Cerbites!, I now have a beautiful location in Lower-Laurantians that needs to get baptized! I have requests for poly, but have no clue how to organize them. -1 single, 1 love seat, and plenty of seats in the living room, with TV and Internet; -1 room with a Queen bed adjacent to the living room; -1 room on the second floor with a double bed (low) adjacent to the bathroom. (Third floor is off-limits). I can host or place can be rented for parties. PM for details. See you soon!
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From Dec. 24th, I will be more than please to welcome you in a beautiful and old country house, in the Lower-Laurantians. Half-way in between Montreal and Ottawa (access by the 640 or the 50 - about an hour away both sides), I host in a location with hidden parking at the back, surrounded by high cedar trees, and no nozy neibourghs. Two floors to play, two rooms and three beds, place is always a non-smoking environment, and fresh towells always available. Also, place can host or be rented for poly-parties. So come and indulge in nature with a really down to earth companion! Must be cormfortable with pets, including a medium sized dog. Available only to regular clientele, reservations must be made thru LYLA.com.
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From Dec. 24th, I will be more than please to welcome you in a beautiful and old country house, in the Lower-Laurantians. Half-way in between Montreal and Ottawa (access by the 640 or the 50 - about an hour away both sides), I host in a location with hidden parking at the back, surrounded by high cedar trees, and no nozy neibourghs. Two floors to play, two rooms and three beds, place is always a non-smoking environment, and fresh towells always available. Also, place can host or be rented for poly-parties. So come and indulge in nature with a really down to earth companion! Must be cormfortable with pets, including a medium sized dog. Available only to regular clientele, reservations must be made thru LYLA.com.
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Sex coach/therapist/counselor?!
Grass_Hopper replied to unhipster's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
If you're looking for a ''peripatetitian'', I'm in! I am not a therapist. I consider myself as a sex-pert. Lot of imagination to deal with any kind of situations, new games, soft bdsm, temptation plays, hot to cold or texture experimentation, toy unboxing, party organization, ... As for ''solving an issue that is not an issue'' is right, I believe. We all come to a point where sex become more an experience than an obligation. It may help (may not), but on longer session, I like laying down in front of a football or hockey game, sitting in angle of the TV, and just play with myself, as inviting as I can be. Having extra toys, feathers, ICE (as for why, this is my dirty secret) and a lot of lub on hand is mandatory! Also, going for shopping with your s.o. in sex shop can give a lot of ideas! Ask questions to those working there, as they would know how use them (WickedWanda's my best for customer service). And last, there is nothing to be ashamed about sex and fantasies, whatever they are. Finally, explore, drop the taboos, and have fun! I'm just a PM away!