Grass_Hopper

Just found a pair of training shoes in my mailbox at the post office... I have NO CLUE who it's coming from, there's only a little tag near my address with two letters... Those are awesome, and very expensive... I did'nt order them and my name is rather hard to spell. The person has spell it perfectly. And this note: ''For every challenge in your life, these will walk you to your goal.'' (translation) Guess who has start running this morning...

I'm sorry, this will be rather long, and my English is not the best... I think this is a job. And I like to think we are specialists doing it. But each moment spent with a client is a new challenge... What does he likes? What kind of personnality does he have? Will it click? Well, as every profession, to do it right and to do it well, it requires passion. As an urgentist that is saving lives by putting all his heart into it, it's the same with us... We do it from all our heart, and eventhough there's some ''less fun moments'', if you compare pros and cons, this is the best profession ever! Passion never leaves, it's in our blood. This is what we are meant to be. Plus, we get spoiled, massaged, kissed, and well... We are well taking care of... ;)

Yeah, I know, I rant a lot and it looks like I have a solution to everything... But check this out! Why don't we have a liscence (just as SmartServe), but for the sex industry? For us: In any event, this would be an easy piece of I.D.; Some courses (such as Laws and How to react when it goes bad, or whatever subject you want to put in) would be mandatory, giving us more tools to ''defend'' ourselves in awkward situation; Would help keeping a track records of sex workers (numbers and/or location); Would help control sex trade, if not help to irradicate; Would control the age of sex workers... And there would be so much to add to this list... Just saying... I would'nt mind putting money out to have peace of mind regarding laws...

I think education is the key. During the past decades, religion has been the main educational tool society had to educate people about sex (?!?). I think, from an old school perception, having sex is a sin because we are ''suppose'' to make babies, and that's what sex is for. For us, this is all WRONG! Sex is a new way to VENT, to enjoy LIFE, to make EXERCISE, and to get rid of the STRESS of the day. This is a whole new psychology... Don't worry, it will eventually be accepted in society, just as alcool (prohibition) and drugs (medical uses)...

So I'm in front of my computer since MONTHS, having terrible issue with ads. I share the monster with my 13yo, who always download programs to look at her videos, download free music... And Addwares. So, I have couple of them that show so many popups on the Internet, I can't even get to Lyla's. A real PAIN! And I foud Revo Uninstaller. A jewel in the rough! I was'nt able to remove those at all, even through the add/remove programs, but when I found it, well, it deleted everything, and I mean EVERYTHING (trace, cookies, access) on my computer I did'nt want. Be careful though, you have to make sure (perhaps some research) you want to delete it because when it's gone, well, it's GONE. All of it. But overall, I would give it a 4/5. Very friendly, clear, with a lot of options and security warnings before deletion (well appreciated).

I use to have sleeping issues, but I developped a very healthy routine before going to bed, and it works! I was on sleeping pills for sleep walking (creepy, I know) and sleeping issues, but this is how it goes... I always go to bed at the same hour. 9:30 for me, could be later for you... Light snack around 8:30 (Berries and fresh cream, or cream cheese bagel with a glass of milk, usually) At 9:00, I shut down EVERYTHING in the house. Absolutly NO INTERNET ACCESS from this point. No TV either, or playing on my phone. No alcool either. It contains a LOT of sugar that could prevent me from sleeping. I keep a little night stand light with a 40watts bulb to read a little it. Just for 15-20 minutes. If I wake up during the night, I stay up for about 10-15 minutes before going back (or I take this occasion to have some lazy fun...). When I go in my bed room, whatever the time of the day or the night, I leave my problems at the door. My room is a calm and peaceful place. A refuge. I don't want any negative energies where I sleep. Problems will still there when I wake up, and I will be able to solve them in the morning, with a fresh and peaceful mind, ready to attack my day. I wake up at 4:00 in the morning, fresh and ready to start my day.

Ok, let's make it clear... 1. We do have pictures. It's our first contact with you. The most beautiful ones are the one SELLING. 2. Some of us are paying CRAZY money for them. Photographers, suits, background decor... 3. We are not all Spinner models. Some of us are older, having some things to hide (I, for myself, have tattoos and light strechmarks). When we pay for our pics, they are modified. Not photoshopped, but certainly ''enhanced''. Tone is corrected, we strike some poses to be at our best. And yes, sometimes, they don't show everything. Strech marks are not the best sellers. If I don't show them, do I modify my pics? NO! I'm showing what I want to show, and accusing somebody of posting fake pics could be very dammageable for there reputation. Please, when you look at our pics and call us, ASK US if we have ''factory default'' as it may not be fake pics, but what we are hiding could be a turn off.

It pisses me off EACH time I hear of stories like this, but there is always rotten apples in a basket. I truly hope this did'nt scared you off the hobby, since we are far more well reviewed ladies out here... But one thing I REALLY appreciate is the calm and respectuous tone you used. No names, no details... If you see somebody asking for details about this girl, you can always help by sending a PM to whom is asking, and yes the B&S section would be a way to go. CK is a very good refferal aswell, but if it was a VERY dangerous encounter, you can always ask MOD about it... I would host you with great pleasure (if I was around), since you have a true gent behaviour... I'm sorry this happened to you.

I do prone a certain degree of relationship with clients and other SPs/MAs. But not the GFE kind. Just a certain level of intimacy to get to know to what point my regulars are willing to try new trends or what kind of play they like. Also in different events (i.e. socials) I get to meet to know what kind of personality my eventual encounters have, so if it does not click with so or so, I know what I'm dealing with... We are just strangers aiming for the same goal: Play. Why not doing it with somebody you enjoy being with, no strings attached?

I have one more availability this morning! Will you be the lucky one? I'm the ultimate experience, the most intense encounter, in the most relaxing vibe... Curious? Check this out! https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=17994 I am not a GFE, nor do I offer an extensive menu with extra costs, there's plenty of parking available, and even a shower with fresh towels for you to refresh... Contact me through PM for details, or call me! 613 851-4001

Thank you all for my birthday wishes!!! I sure have what I wish for!..

On the sunny side, I feel like the strip clubs will offer more variety and more strippers (perhaps more quality ones also). They probably going to become dive or gents clubs, depending on their politics, but I feel the customer will have more "bang" for their buck... Just saying...

Good morning gents!, I am your exquisite French companion, ready to please in a down-town nice location where discretion is the key... I stand 5'5", average build, long silky dark hair, and icy blue eyes. I dress to please, in a classy and amazing way to make your head spin... ;) Here's my recommendations, if you are curious! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=17994&highlight=Grass_Hopper I will be available from 9:30 to 9:30 for your convenience. I don't post my rates, but you can PM or call me at 613 851-4001 if you want any further information... I will also be in chat around noon to 2:00, if you want to get to know me...

White milk with creme/milk or black?

Welcome Bobbydigi in this wonderful world of sultry and pleasure... I wish you the best encounters, and may your experience be as pleasurable as mine!

Hey you!, Are you feeling like getting pampered, or perhaps, pampering me? Well, you may want to check this out! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=17994&highlight=Grass_Hopper I'm a mature (34 today!) lady that is looking to gather your needs in a clean and discrete environment with a shower available. I stand 5'5", curvy, with a cute bum, smooth light skin, long silky dark hair, and icy blue eyes... You want to know the details? Call me at 613 851-4001 or PM me!

Watching TV while chatting on CERB...

I would like this client to be honest and frank. In this industry, we must never take things for granted, and we have to understand that some need a change. Also, this would'nt prevent to be friendly and welcoming to this client, who would be a friend, eventually. I had numerous clients over the years that decided to switch for whatever reason, and I respect their choice, eventhough I would surely miss them. People are just moving on...

I like to be spanked, not beaten up... Spanking brings blood to the bum area, wich makes it more sensitive (not only the bum, but the entire area). It has to be use in accordance of both parties, and very lightly at first, as not everybody enjoys it. It also brings a little sub/dom game into the play, so I would talk to the lady before hand, so she is aware...

Good morning, naughty gents! Do you want to start your day with this awesome lady? Well, you sure do! I'm a well experienced and nice lady that can help you start your day the way it should be... In a nice, cozy place, discreete area downtown, with a shower available. Beyond average, I can definetly make your head spin... Check out my reviews! Sometimes, it's not too good to be true! You can PM me for all the details, and it'll be a pleasure to have a little chat with you.. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=17994&highlight=Grass_Hopper

I'm not ashamed of my age. I'm definetly a milf, experienced, and probably more mature (in term of age) than most SPs (just a presumption). Gents who are coming to see me are not aiming for the tiny young spinner, but an older lady that will treat you right...

Good morning guys! I will be hosting in a clean and discreete suite, near Confederation Park. Shower available, and plenty of room to play! For myself, I stand about 5'5'', athletic built, long soft dark hair to tickle you, and icy blue eyes to hypnotize you... Down there, in the signature, you have access to two different recos... One in English and one in French. Check it out! Sometimes, it's not too good to be true, just too good! As for my rates and other details, please send your PMs!

Don't follow the flow, Be The Wave!

Bonjour messieurs francophones et bilingues d'Ottawa! First things first, I want you to know that I can hold a very intelligent conversation in English easily, but I also wanted to take the time to greet gentleman in French aswell, so it will be a pleasure to awnser all your PMs in both English or French if you wish to. Je tiens a m'excuser s'il manque des accents mais Lyla.com ne semble pas les reconnaitre... Je serai donc de retour a Ottawa du 18 au 23 mars dans une bel hotel pres du Parc Confederation. Mon service hors pair a souvent ete note dans mes recommandation en anglais: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=17994&highlight=Grass_Hopper et en francais: https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=31545 Si tu veux plus de renseignements, n'hesite pas a communiquer avec moi via message prive et il me fera plaisir de te repondre!

Open minded means YMMV. Often offered in 1h+ sessions, it means that we may try new things, things you don't usually do with and SP. It can go from special treatment to games, to special request. I just don't kiss and tell since... YMMV!