Grass_Hopper

During night time, I like to leave the curtains open to be able to enjoy the view during cuddling, with a very soft night table light, so I'm able to look at my "friend" right in the eyes when he cums... Day time, I do the same, but with curtains close, just to create the right amount of intimacy... I'm more on the voyeur side, so I have to be able to see!..

I may tour eventually in Ottawa, but not in the plan for next month... Prehaps, next time you come to Montreal...

And now, THIS is f****d up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjIm_-P1m34

Timmies on the road to T.O... A large, 3 sugars, no cream, no milk, when the sun rises... Delicious coffee for a delicious moment... Also, Poutine and milkshake at Harvey's on Elgin on a hot summer day... I believe they are the only one to do it properly in the region... To be eaten in Minto park, in the warmth of the sun...

Ok, this is a little gift to all Cerbites, but espescially Moms and Dads going thru craziness of back to school on Monday... I woke up this morning at 5:30 (this is usually the time I go to bed...) with a very clear list of things to check before she goes back to school... In blue, you'll find MY list... Unfortunetly, in red, you'll find my DAUGHTER's... 1. Wake up with my first coffee and cigarette of the week, in the backyard, in the rising sun... 1. Wake up half hour in advance, just to make sure mommy is awake to wake me up... Here goes for my cold coffee, and did anyone mentionned a cigarette? 2. Prepare her lunch, while she's preparing her breakfast (she is 9 and allowed to use the toaster, btw...) Stay still infront of the computer so mom's rushing to prepare my lunch AND my breakfast... Can I eat something, eventually, pleassse? 3. Take out my daughter's clothes so she get ready to school... Argue on the color, the pants, the dress or the skirt, blouse or shirt Never thought uniforms could be so complicated... 4. Braid her hair in french braids, so I make sure she's not getting any lice... (Check up at school is tomorrow, and she has her hair to her waist. Don't want to go thru this ever again...) Make sure mom understands that she'll never braid my hair again... I won on this one! 5. Going thru the school ist, just to make sure everything is in the bag... Going thru the bag, just to make sure everything is on the list... (And for sure, everything lying in front of the door...) Pick up all single items to put them back in the bag... Finally, all this ended up quite perfectly. Since yesterday at night she had made up very clear that it was'nt cool anymore for her mother to drive her to school, she preffered to go by bike, but now that she's gone, it's now that I realize HOW MUCH MY KID GROW FAST, AND EVENTHOUGHT IT WAS A REAL CIRCUS THIS MORNING, THIS WILL BE PART OF SOUVENIRS THAT WILL NEVER COME BACK... TO ALL THOSE MOMS AND DADS SENDING THEIR KIDS TO SCHOOL THIS MORNING, I WISH YOU A BEAUTIFUL BACK TO SCHOOL!!!

For those who have kids the same age as mine (she's 9yo...), it's a true liberation... Beggining of summer vacation is never enough time to do what we want; Middle is more lickely: Ok, we have fun, but what's next??? End of the vacation is totally: I've been bored for the last two weeks... When is school starting again??? For those who have book worms, geeks, or nerds, I don't know if your summer has been like mine, but I had the impression of having played teacher the whole last two months... Really, back to school is a total liberation!

My biggest fear is SPIDERS! I could climb a wall if I had to, just to get away from it. I can't throw them out, I can't kill them, I can't even stand them at all. One day, I've rented a room in a motel, and there was a huge spider in the bathroom. My friend killed it, but when I went back, thre was still a leg moving. I've close the door, and never opened it again... Also, in crowdy and noisy places, I become EXTREMELY agressive. I can't stand noise or small areas. I cry, I punch, I break things just to get out. If I'm telling I have to get out, doors are better be open... And Vanessa, I hear you, but I don't think it's really a fear, more then education... I also flush with my foot in public washrooms, and try not to touch anything, but it's more because I don't like putting my hands in others pee... I also never wash them in public places... Purell is making their money out of me!

Soory Vero! Did'nt meant to be mean or anything! And yes, I do think it's a dump, and would'nt suggest Ahuntsic either, since it's Henri-Bourassa area... A was only doing a quick listing...

Hey LSL! Welcome to our world! First things first, I would HIGHLY suggest that you read the Newbies section. This is, I believe, the best place that will answer all of your questions... And save you a lot of headaches! Also, if you post, the SPs in your area will get to know you better, and at the same time, by their replies, you'll also get to know them... Have fun! XxXSabrinAXxX

Unfortunetly, there is a lot of sex addicts here, on cerb. Saying that the word is used to loosely, I believe this is wrong. From what I believe, an addiction is when something is used in order to fill a need, by any means, including the fact that the wrong substance (in this case, women) is used to fill that specific need... I had to refuse quite a bit of potential clients like people telling me their phone was going to be cut off because they wanted to see me, or regulars asking for retainers, but unable to pay up front... Those signs will get you a no-no, since escorts and strippers are meant in a way of ENTERTAINMENT, not to fill a need... It is plain luxury. Most of you gents are working hard for your money, and instead of hitting a bar, you preffer to give yourself a little treat. When sex and companionship are the main points of life, this is not entertainment, but ADDICTION. That is when life becomes a NIGHTMARE.

Exactly the same here. Phone never rings unless I plan on doing something... If I go to do my nails, you can be sure somebody will book while she takes cutex off...Or when in the cab to go shopping... I had two when a went to the restaurant with a friend yesterday because it was dead... Go figure... You guys are real mind readers!

Hit me if you ever come to Ottawa or Montreal!

Motel Fabreville in Laval-Ouest and Motel Lido-Le Mirage in Fabreville in the North shore area are about 15-20 minutes by Hgw 15 from down-town Montreal just got renovated and they do have Love suites with Jacuzzi and heart shaped bed, with a lot of mirrors and everything. Motel Metro (Montreal North), Chablis St-Jaques(East center-town) and Chablis Cadillac(East end) in Montreal also have thematic rooms, but last time I went there 2 years ago, they were all a dive, with cops around... All the hotels mentionned above are 100% SPs friendly and allow sex parties...

My incall location as duvet covers wich are accessible for everybody to take. I guess they had their part of accidents! But I also always put a big towel on the bed, wich I change every time... Lying in sweat? BEURK!!!

I've found a beautiful upscale hotel down-town wich accept prepaid. The only problem? If you want to work there, you have to pay your whole stay in cash on arrival. Ouch!

19 for me... I guess I need practice...

I've been told by the manager (guess I'm a good client...) that Excitables on Preston have a huge sale. Boots starting from 60.00! They want o make room for the new models... I have'nt been myself, but planning to!

This would be more appropriate... When poll like this are published, it happens often that we get a lot of bookings, followed by no-shows, so it wastes our time... But I like your question is 100% appropriate, as usual.

Wich should be ask in private, not in a public thread... Guys, Newbies section is not only for Newbies... Sometimes, it's boring to read, but how useful...

I believe talking about business with an SP is plain rude... I don't ask anybody when they work, or how much they make. I know this was done in a good intention (could'nt be in another way from you), but this is the kind of question you never ask SPs... Annessa already clarified this very well... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10326&page=5

I remember a call I had to do at the bike path, with my driver, because the gentleman was having a chair that was far to big for the hotel escalator... They would'nt event rent him a room! It was quite an experience, thought! J'espere que tu te joindras a ce groupe et que tu te reconnaitra, car dira bien ce qu'on voudra, cette experience unique a eu son cote d'aventures... XxXSabrinAXxX 613 262-7164

Even thought I'm 29, I will take it for my self esteem! What a beautiful way to wake up!