Grass_Hopper

I'm not even surprise to recognize the names in this thread. You guys sure know how to treat a lady... What tickles me about receiving a massage is the lenght of the session requested. It is hard to include a reverse massage in a 30 or 60 minutes session. But receiving a massage is the only reason I would be happy to be waken up in the middle of the night!

I don't care about how a client looks, as long as he is clean, we're good. Being trimmed brings extra bonus points. But we are not at funerals. You are not getting married, and nobody's dying. Please, relax! I can't stand stuck-ups, too formal and unpersonals are plain boring, and I make fun of idiots who can't have a laugh. Also, I'm one of the most picky on hygiene. You come back from work, smell like you've worked hard, I don't mind. You will have to head the shower before anything else anyways. But rotten teeth, persistent sweat odor, suspicious odors down there, long nails, whatever, and don't bother calling. I will refuse you. And drunks (or druggies). Having a couple of drinks, ok, I can deal with, if we met before. But drunks that are disrespectfull, or sick? No way! But then again, as a SP, I sometimes believe I've seen it all, but there's always something new to prove me wrong... :icon_rolleyes:

Any pix where you can clearly identify me is very important. A tattoo showing, face pic, anything. Having pro pictures is always nicer, but I believe every provider should have at least one cellphone photo, just to prove her pix are not misleading by too much photoshop, and hers. Videos are a new trend I'm not familiar with, but I think it's a great idea!

Thank you all for your great wishes! They really touch me...

Happy B-Day, luv!

Montreal phone number in Winnipeg, 5 stars hotel? She can pay for the place, but not for a 50$ cellphone?

1 playful and loving dog (white husky) and 4 very smart cats (all rescues). When the male cat is out, he runs around the tree where To-Go (my dog) is tied in a way he has only 3-4 feet of chain. The way is then free, so ''Citrouille (pumpkin)'' can rest in the doghouse without being bothered. (lol) My other 3 cats are playing soccer goalies, TAG!, and hide and seek...

As you can see thru this thread, keeping an updated list on LYLA is nearly impossible. SPs (and MAs) are retiring, appearing, or travelling almost every day, not writting about those on the DND/DNR lists. If you really want an update, Twitter is also a great way to go, but otherwise, I suggest you look at ads on here and EC (I don't recommend any other website) to see who is available. Good luck!

Mayo, definetly!

1. No they don't. We are in Canada, and we are all allowed our own beliefs. If they want to conduct their buisness like this, it's up to them. Not for you to judge. 2. I never heard of the ''one-rupee=1 dollar thing, even among the SP/MA/Stripper world. Also, East Indians, considering a certain ratio, are my best clients. And I mean best experience overall, regarding care, softness, and loyalty. So, as far as generalizing, my dear friend, we are clearly served. As for you, BlackIce, I hope you find yourself the gem you deserve, as you seem to be a real gentleman... I'm sure there are still many Asian providers just waiting to be yours to discover...

Recos for the Halifax area: https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=137 Recos for the New Brunswick area: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=260 FYI: If you look on the main page, in the red section, and you click on the city links, you will have all kind of nice stuff, including recos and ads. Have a nice trip!

Available to host during the week-end for the first time! Calls or PMs ONLY: 450 415-4578 Looks to kill Redhead Blue eyes Athletic Fair complexion Small perky breast And a booty you'll remember for a long time!.. Come and enjoy what life has the best to offer. Located right off the 640W (or accessible from the 50, and also easy access from VankleekHill and Hawksbury), I'm located in the Laurentians, right in between Ottawa and Montreal. I host you in a centenial cottage, clean, and very discreet. Shower and fresh towells are always available, along with the ambiance of your choice. Stop the thinking. You know it's worth the trip... See link to my recommendations in my signature.

Available to host during the week-end for the first time! Calls or PMs ONLY: 450 415-4578 Looks to kill Redhead Blue eyes Athletic Fair complexion Small perky breast And a booty you'll remember for a long time!.. Come and enjoy what life has the best to offer. Located right off the 640W (or accessible from the 50, and also easy access from VankleekHill and Hawksbury), I'm located in the Laurentians, right in between Ottawa and Montreal. I host you in a centenial cottage, clean, and very discreet. Shower and fresh towells are always available, along with the ambiance of your choice. Stop the thinking. You know it's worth the trip... See link to my recommendations in my signature.

I need my socks/stockings, and they are a big hit! I try to keep a sporty, but yet sexy by matching the bra, panties, socks and shirt. Never had complaints!..

A glass of milk to cure the Blues! Chocolate works just as good and sunshine too! Vitamin D is well known to fight depression.

When I first started on LYLA (CERB back then), I've been tempted to use pics that didn't belong to me. Being well advised by Bridget, a very implicated MA in the sex industry years ago, I decided to use ribbons and roses pics, instead. This might answer some questions, eventhough I still think this is a fraudulent practice. Some of these, eventhough done in a very wrong way, are legit... *Low self-esteem* (I don't think I am of competition because of body type) *Hide/conceal identity* (Not all of us want to reveal who we are to the Internet - RED FLAG) *Tattoos* (Same reason than above) *No pro pics* (Some think they have to be perfect to be appealing) *Look alike* (I have none, let's use somebody else's) *To get you horny* (Why use mine when I can use somebody else's thinking no harm done - seen it before) *Demonstatre a scenario/decor* (you don't get what you see) *Bait and switch* (One girl on pic, different at the door) *Aeging* (We all get there at one point...) *Not pretty/cute/special* (Same as first) *ROBBERY/SCAM* (RED FLAG) In any ways, this is a highly unsafe practice, and may bring dangerous reaction from the client aswell! Posting fake pics can be dangerous to ALL.

Wish you a lot of *kisses* and *licks* on this special day!..

A little breach in our fight, keep up the good work ladies!

Fun to be with, naughty and nice, generous, down-to-Earth, and with a very twisted sense of humour... Add to that: experienced, well reviewed and recomended, young, athletic, redhead, sporty, ... I don't care about much happening around me, therefore, I have an ability to bring you out of this world... Curious? You can find the link to my recos in my signature. Have good reading! Contact: PM

Just spent half a day naked in bed, with stockings up to my knees, chatting with one of the most interesting personna I got to meet so far, and being spoiled rotten! I love my job!

Ever wondered what she was thinking when she looked at you, in the most romantic intimacy? Let me whisper it in your ear... I'm hosting in a very laid-back environment, from 8AM to 6PM, Monday thru Thursday. Week-ends are available upon request, at least a day in advance. I'm located in the Laurentians, in a centenial cottage, where privacy and discretion are a must, and hidden parking is not an issue. Although I gather to whomever pass my screening process, I feel more at ease with East Ontarians/Ottawans. About 90 minutes from down-town Ottawa, I usually host for a minimum of an hour, but preffer longer meetings. Refreshments (no alchool provided) and a snack are provided on 90 minutes or more meetings. So save your spot by dropping me a line on LYLA!.. My recos are linked in my signature. Have a nice reading!

Contact sports a really not a good idea, if you want to avoid bruises. There's a lot of combat sports, where you can learn to defend yourself, that are very smooth, but can be very efficient. AïkiBuDo and TaïChi are somewhat similar to Pilates or Yoga, and are excellent self-defense! You have numerous good gyms around, and some classes are also given outdoors.

This is a very isolating profesion... It is very important to create a network between us. Luckly, we have LYLA, aswell as other places (Stella, Power, ...). If you want to feel special, take your spot among us, as you (or any SP) deserve to be as safe as anyone else... This wasn't meant directly at you, as you seem to be very warm and welcoming, and i have no doubt that you are building your network (although I remain available for ANY co-worker), but to the ONE out there that might need such. Let's not fight, but create an awesome community, where etiquette is not necessary, and respect and support can be taken for granted...

Watching Bisping vs Silva... Go Bisping! No druggie will get you!