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Gotta hand it to this girl: she is way smarter than I could ever pretend to be. She took a radio-controlled vibrator and turned into a thereminbrator. http://scanlime.org/2012/11/hacking-my-vagina/

This should give you some context at least ... http://gawker.com/5966529/parents-your-tuition-dollars-at-work-uc-berkeley-undergrads-hold-traditional-dead-week-naked-run-nsfw

A man in New Hampshire complained to police after he claimed he was shortchanged 10 minutes by a prostitute. The police charged him with engaging a prostitute. Just in case it wasn't clear -- the headline's a JOKE.

Although I can't quite see her in this celebration video...

One of my favorite tunes this year: by Danny Michel.

1. First kiss. 2. My shirt being unbuttoned. 3. A hand in my pants. 4. A strapon harness being cinched tight . 5. Watching two beautiful women enjoying each other.

Always interesting to see how people's opinions vary. I guess I'd draw the line at food-stained sweats or dirty clothes, but beyond that, I can't think of much beyond my chosen SP wearing what she likes to wear to meet me. Jeans? I'm cool with that. Dress? Yup. Skirt? Sure! Nothing? Yowsa! That being said, if it was an outcall, I would be a little taken aback if she showed up in Victoria's Secret...

Note to fellow "hobbyists": [--]SPs are not love dolls. They are human beings. [--]You may be horny. That isn't the same as stupid. [--]Don't be a jerk. Aubrey, sorry to hear that you had an experience like this. I hope that your sharing it will remind everybody else here that you and other SPs are exchanging a sort of intimacy for money; you're not renting out your body and soul for someone else to use as they see fit.

I haven't had a "full" sexual encounter with a guy, beyond a fellow kid trying the "you show me yours if I show you mine" gambit when I was really young. For whatever reason I didn't like the idea and (pardon the pun) blew him off. I also had a gay friend talk me into dropping my pants once. After a touch or two, that was enough for me. I have, thanks to Ms. Nathalie Lefebvre, had an opportunity to explore some play with strap-ons recently, and here's what I've learned from that: -- sexual desire is a lot more complicated than just "I like girls", "I like guys." -- The first time I put a dildo in my mouth, it was ... weird. I had to ask whether the arousal I felt at doing that meant that I had gay tendencies or not. -- I feel at this point I am a pretty firmly straight dude with some desire to play with gender roles. Would I suck a dick, attached either to a guy or a t-girl? I'm really not sure at this point. Given the circumstances? Perhaps. But it's not something that I've fantasized about or in search of. Would it make me gay if I did? Nope. Just a guy who likes girls and sucked a dick once. Does it matter? Not a whole lot, IMO. I think splitting hairs over dictionary definitions of straight, gay, bi, asexual, whatever, just distracts from the realities of how sex exhibits itself in people's lives.

"When I'm you" - Danny Michelle http://dannymichel.bandcamp.com/track/when-im-you

A music blog I follow had a post today that had the headline: "No CIM for me in 2012" To quote Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

I've gotten two. Jean Reno. Chris Martin But I'm thinking more...

I never saw that before you said it. Now I can't stop seeing it. Except you have better teeth.

If there was ever a reason to ban National Novel Writing Month, it would be ... this: http://gawker.com/5962793/sex-motorcycle-by-horny-man-travis-is-this-years-perfect-stocking-stuffer "It's a novel called "Sex Motorcycle," and it promises to be the talk of your holiday dinner. I'll let Horny man Travis (who may or may not be Weird Twitter goon @Lowenaffchen) take it from here: Synopsis A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it Aw yeah, the perfect erotic thriller for adults of all ages looking to replace the void left by "Fifty Shades of Grey." Still skeptical? The dialogue jumps off the page. Excerpt "Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said..."

I'm in the same boat as you. Good luck.

who've met me and said "Hey! That looks just like a penis, only smaller!"

This one time at band camp...

PS: RoamingGuy, FWIW, get an iPod instead of a portable CD player. The truly teeny, $49 iPod Shuffle will hold several hundred songs; the iPod Nano will hold a couple of thousand for $150. Portable CD players at the Source are $30.

A peaceful time and some time to be with family'll do. And world peace would be cool.

I'm a fan of this little Altec Lansing speaker. Plugs into anything with a headphone jack, runs on 3 AAA batteries.

Congratulations indeed! Your lack of a life outside of CERB is an example I hope to emulate! :bigclap:

Nuff said:

I'd open up negotiations with the zombies to offer up Harper, Toews, the idiot senate dudes in the US who thought rape was God's gift, and a few other pencilnecks. At best, we come to a long-term deal; at worst, we throw Mike Duffy at 'em and either crush 'em or they die of gluttony.