LeeRichards

This is why I carry a Swedish made penis enlarger so I can make sure it is a snug fit ;) Seriously ... it's not mine !!! hehe

Although not often, I have done just dinner or appie dates. Clothes stay on. In that case it is strictly chemistry and personality to me. I enjoy fabulous company.

From what I just watched yesterday I would have to say either Christy Canyon or Sasha Grey ;) mmm hmmmmm That probably doesn't help tho....

Well now. Let's see. I failed chemistry in school and I am a heavy duty mechanic by trade. I used to work with bigger tools. Now I just tinker away with medium sized tools ;) hehe Chemistry is huge to me. Makes it ever so enjoyable for both parties. and in my case I love repeat visits and to build on the chemistry and the fun fun fun results of good relationships :)

So you are saying...... That the fact that I like to meet at 6, show up at 630, had onion sandwiches for breakfast, have big and rough fingers, want to go to Greece and you don't, tell you my wife likes Justin Bieber and I want to cum in your ear is going to be a problem ?? I need to know these things people !!! Maybe you should put that in your ads ?? hehehe Or you can just sit on my face and we both just have fun ?? I am kinda easy going like that. If I was a woman and some dude wanted to cum in my ear I may have to de-penis them me thinks ....

Ya. Okay. The Devil on the left shoulder won the battle over the Angel (I gave her lemon gin) on the right shoulder . One more social for the prairie hic !! Mr. cash guy Loneskater. Brinks is on its way with 3500 pennies. "Armed and Dangerous" ..... I believe John Candy and Eugene Levy have things under control !! ;)

Yes.... I was upset and thinking I wasn't gonna invite you to my birthday partay Cath !!! But I am over the harassment now ;) Tis all good. Good natured I am .... bring it on :) hehe

Haaa !!! Why yes !! Bring 2 me thinks. Best play find the bone and bury it first tho....or after that much wine...... I shall pull out the limp noodle and you can TRY to roll on the mini me Mag Num. ;) Probably get a chuckle outta that too..... hee heeeeeeeeee

I am pretty much a repeat type of pest.....so if I bring a Magnum... I would get LOL.....really ?? LOL ... ;)

Ha !!!!!! Well what didn't fall out of my head in the shower 20 some years ago now gets Mach III'd I use really dull scissors around the bits n pieces and I still have HAIRY CHEST LIKE ANIMAL !! :) Chicks either dig it .... or dig in and run like hell !!! ;)

Marriage ? May I suggest seeing if you could come over for DINNER first !! hehe from Poor poor Lambchops ;) From the days when I had 2 television channels. Lambchops and the Irish Rovers ..............

Nope No new suggestions.... Just as has been mentioned already.....need a big bucket of messy fucking oysters and then end up fucking. Horny mess. Good times.

Maybe off topic BUT ......Yikes..... Then a child or adult vomits on that nicely measured and sewed sleeve by "your worthiness" and on the table and on the floor and me even. Guess who cleans that up ? The "less worthy" waiter. Been there. Didn't give a fuck about a tip either. I was thanked. That's the important part. But I was tipped for the waiter service cause I was personable, I tried my best, I think they were happy, they knew I made minimum wage and that's what happens in the business. It is normal.

The rules were broken, it was not a shill, and the Toronto Maple Leafs won't win the Stanley cup this year. Lesson learned and life goes on. Let's have a gin and tonic and enjoy the weekend or for the non drinkers a Shirley Temple or Mary Poppins or whatever you call that drink ;)

Nothing like a first thing in the morning "Rise and shine" o o o O O O O OOOO !!!!! GOOD MORNING WORLD !!!

The old expression... Good Hygiene !!! , be polite, be personable, create a smile, treat a girl with respect, and when they sense you actually want to spend time with her you will be just fine ! Walk in with a menu or "I am here to get fucked my way" attitude then you are fucked. Pardon the pun and the language. but poor mileage. There are created "Moods" There are "Moods" that happen naturally. I really like those ones ......... But that's just me. ps... OP.... Just go have fun !!! cause it is :) Everyone figures out their mileage in different ways.

Happy Birthday !! Hope you got your wish !!! :)

I am 5'89999" I weigh in at 170 lbs but look fat in the mirror I am still in my 40's but not for fuckin long :( My head is Mr. Clean Mach III style now with my hair being conveniently stored and archived in lagoons across the country after it fell out in the shower in my early 20's apparently. I have a goatee. Mostly ...cough... ahem ... stylin grey'ish. ? I am fit as a fiddle !!! string that broke . Used to be competitive athlete but now can only keep up to Forest Gump till the end of the lane :( Then I stop for a beer and he runs and runs and runs. "and that's all I have to say about that" ;) As far as dress attire .... it will be work boots, fireproof clothing, hardhat, glasses and covered in crude oil most days......... otherwise on free time jeans and a T, nike's or sandals and even shitkicker boots on occasion YeeHawww. Thinkin about getting a speedo for freedom 55 retirement tho ? I have a penis and I love fa faginas. and legs and legs wrapped around me. Not sure if that was part of the question ? I write right handed, golf right handed, shoot the puck right handed, hit home runs right handed, miss the tennis ball right handed, miss the broom right handed when I curl, fall down to the right when I am drunk (help I've fallen), park the truck on the right side of the road, work out and lift weights with no hands, and masturbate left handed ;) Cheers :spank: Ooops CHEERS !!! :chug:

Bought plane tickets, prepaid hotels, and as a spinoff surprise I planned an extended visit with a blonde beauty for a no pants partay !!! Yay.... but I shall nix the blonde jokes for a bit now ;)

Best wishes to you big guy !! Take care !!! AND Behave ;)

Ohhhhh They call it "grocery shopping" now days RG ? ;)

I see absolutely no difference between "Friend" or "Acquaintance" personally in my life. A "Good Friend" however. They can be be the Good, The Bad and the Ugly. Perhaps in police custody or just crapped their pants. Doesn't matter. you are gonna help out a Good Friend no matter what.