LeeRichards

Well this one caught me off guard !! I logged in tonight and saw saw LeeRichards and thought well "what the **** did I do now!!" hehe Thanks very much to those that have posted and thanks in advance to those that may post :) You all Rock !! I can't think of anything at the moment "God Like" to say because I have no idea what that may be ! "Yeah baby" or "grooovy baby" isn't so God like now is it ?? ;) Thx again folks !!!!!

Yesterday there wasn't a chance I was getting a puppy....Now I want these two ;) Awwww aren't they cute :) I even have names picked out !

Well folks... Interesting topic I see..I put my newest 1 dollar reading glasses on to take all this in ! Now I really must wonder...what happened to my condom the last 20 visits or so and...is someone after my DNA or out to steal my MOJO ? Grrrrr I guess instead of doing incalls to your location I will shuttle y'all out to this country bumkinses location and together we can drop the condom in the hole together in the outdoor biffy ! No DNA trace...No clogged plumbing.... Just dig a new hole and move the shack :) I assume extra charges for these type of outcalls... But no flushing involved ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Well what can I say ..... Emma is a beauty inside and out ! We had chatted for a few months now and after much effort on my part I convinced her that Brandon really was a city in Canada :) .... that she should visit ... So the time came and she had finally arrived in Brandon ! We had a morning rendevous set up. I was nervous and didn't sleep well.......Emma perhaps was nervous too because she sat up and watched infomercials most of the night ;) I showed up, she met me at the door, a big hug and a kiss and we got ourselfs aquainted, chatted and relaxed. I was very much at ease instantly with her. The cloths came off and I hit the shower...when I came out Emma was looking oh so ravishing and she was in need of my body heat NOW ....so under the covers we went for some skin on skin hugs and kisses to warm up mmmm mmm mmm ..... next thing you know woody starts poking fun at her, then she starts stroking....and well one thing led to another and it was a very very enjoyable morning of pleasure and fun :):) Oh Yeah ! Emma is a very genuine, beautiful, sexy, and passionate lady. An awesome personality, sense of humor and an amazing lover. Now how can you beat that :) I had an absolute wonderful time with her in every way and I very much look forward to seeing her again !

Hi again....Sorry to hijack Playpal but everytime I read the thread title I think of this..

Well spent most of the day out in minus 37 windchills or so..... went to go pee awhile ago and my outtie turned into an innie...no fucking way he wanted to come out.....had to go on a search and rescue under 3 layers of clothing.....but thank god I narrowly averted dissaster !!!!!! ;) Screw this cold weather I am soooooo moving to Turks and Caicos :)

Nothing goes better with a good pool party than...... pitchers of beer, a greasy burger, some hot wings and boobs and stuff ;) Hooters have a pool table ? Might be hard for OD to concentrate on his organizing duties I suppose .....

Sorry ladies...but I got a chuckle from this one ;)

Welcome to Cerb ! A very diverse and fun little community here and I am sure you will enjoy it. Cerb is what you make of it. Have a good one.

I just gave my translator ...Alotta Fagina a ring dingle and she verifies that "bellah" is indeed Vag :) so now I must go on a quest for an under-belly ;) Oh ya forgot the highlight........... planning a very much needed vacation today...makes me :)

I love you too :)

Anyone looking like this last night ??

Actually Angela you never know where them damn Penguins are hiding ;)

And how did that work out for ya OD? :shock: Are you still in her will and testiment ?

Luv this sport OD....I have been following it for quite some time now.... It is a very challenging and gruelling sport... And they play sooooo hard all of the time that wardrobe malfunctions happen like the girl in the pic above who slipped a frip ;) Now how embarrasing that must be !!!

Lynard Skynard - Mississippi Queen

Tennis Luv the Ladies - mmm hmmm Big Kiss - Martina Hingas I believe and Anna Kournikova with a dildo ;) Men's - exactly why I don't watch