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LeeRichards

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  1. Check out my tan lines ... Eyes off my nipples and look down people !! ... Heidi says ;)
  2. What wonderful news for the Ottawa folks :) Beware Sophia of Old Dogs...Santa I mean.... bare ing presents ;)
  3. Happy Belated Birthday Jazy ! I hope you danced your ass off and celebrated in style :)
  4. Well Antlerman, you may become a blind man, but you will be a "handsome" man......if you read Notch's joke ;)
  5. I watched 40 year old virgin.... ouch baby......"I just can't do it captain" !!!
  6. How I figured out my cat was a Male Cat
  7. I agree with many...not into it during sex and much prefer to concentrate and lock eyes on my partner, but after sex can be fun to snuggle up during intermission ......and watch a classic porn perhaps like Debbie Does Dishes....good for a chuckle too :)
  8. Congrats Malika ! Luvin your posts :) Keep them a comin !
  9. RG RG RG ...... 2 drinks is cheaper ! Hang on...get my calculator. OK. 2 drinks at $10 with tip = $20. Those taste good so couple more. $40. Now I am getting better looking mmmm hmmm. Couple more and Yes Yes I am handsome :) $60 Now time to go wheelin the chicks. One drink for me two for the lady. not not carry the not $90 ! We go dancing and she sees me dance...oh oh where did she go.....is this not disco??? ;) Oh well start over. $120. Third time is a charm haha $360 ! OK closing time ! Grab a cab and try again tomorrow night ! Priceless ! Maybe I should get a cel phone ! No offence just my jokular side :)
  10. My highlight of the day... well hey just having a good day....chatted with a sexy lady and made her smile and an added extra....Old Dog has to nap on Tuesday and I think I will make it until at least Wednesday or Thursday before I have to sneak out of work to nap :)
  11. Well now. As a male gigalo I was pondering shaving my goatee cause it prickles or tickles you ladies, and shaving my balls for the same reason but then I thought...WTF for ?? I have no customers...hehehe Seriously, it has been an interesting thread. The back and forth. I understand the ladies that groom the way that they want and makes them feel great, or just themselves or sexy. I also understand how it can be part of the job to perhaps shave if it is not possibly your preference of choice. I do however feel it is a shame if you feel you have to groom to meet the needs of a poll. I honestly have zero preference in this matter which I assume is probably rare. Love em all : What I love the most, is indeed what the lady wants and how she prefers to groom herself, what makes her tick, feels great about herself, feels hot, feels sexy, feels desirable :) ....That at the end of the day is what counts in my eyes. Most guys will see that and be hugely turned on by it ! I want to meet YOU ! Just be you :) Now all seriousness aside once again..... my apologies in advance ... but if you ladies notice me staring for long periods of time at your privates with a printout....it is just because I am trying to put a name on the haircut according to Sin Cindy's muff-scapin chart ;)
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    Great Pic Samantha :) Sexy and scenic Yes....but that smile will get me every time !
  13. Beautiful long hair .... and side boob too ;)
  14. Well Malika......what better way is there now to celebrate a Great Day than to go shopping again and spending that 300 bucks :):) Then have sex. That is a great way to relax from the stress of shopping ;)
  15. No No Angela ! Very reliable unit :roll: ......but will have Cooter with the tow truck and the Duke boys on standby hehehehe. Hope you all have a blast ! I don't miss too many classic rock concerts within a reasonable range but Toronto or Mtl might be a little outta my range this time :( Enjoy rockers :)
  16. Although I never saw the original post.....great idea for something different. I am intrigued and would try a mud bath ! Would love to let your hands do the moulding Erin ;)
  17. I like MrGump because he has been a breath of fresh air on Cerb and he is a Manitoba boy :) And Angela.....we all know you like Old Dog because his pink pantied profile pic gets you going :) haha I know it is illegal but how can you ladies refrain from soliciting this Old Dog ;)
  18. Actually, my mind is deep in the gutter right now ;) mmm hmmm ........ Like you said definately no expiry for a rocker, and I could pick you all up in my van from down by the river :)
  19. I like Angela because she is fun, has a great new avatar :) and if I remember correctly we both had 78 cougars for cars. Now she "is" a sexy cougar..hehe
  20. I luv a Spanish accent. Really gets my motor runnin :). Second choice would be Aussie Posted via Mobile Device
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