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Probably true OD. You yell back ? I had a few beers backstage with John Kay and Steppenwolf

Those damn dirty hijackers Angela ;) Shame on them ! Actually I think it is kilts not leisure suits now :) I can't wear a wig anyways. It won't stay on my Mach III shaved head. Too smooth. I am bottom rung on the FB BBM club and gotta keep an eye on the zombies down by the river, so not sure if they are gonna let me go to the social now :(

This is a awesome post Cat ! You have seen it all :) Congrats !

Oh no Meg !! That sucks ! but don't give up on Kraft 4 Cheese Italiano !!! It is one of God's gifts to us :) ps. Meg. Not my business...but....I cold probably suggest a different show to watch and a different network too ;)

Oh Oh Angela !! I am packing here and I can't find my Batman outfit that I was gonna make you melt with !! or my plan B checkered suit :( Oh well I found my FB BBF Speedo so I will wear that and a shirt with a collar of course ;) Business casual ..... beach style ;)

Packing my suitcase for my early flight tomorrow morning to the Nations Capital and then Halifax !! Sure hope I can find something to do while I am there;) Will I be like a duck out of water? or like a kid in a candy store? :):)

Luvin your fun and witty posts GL. Keep em comin :)

Thus is interesting Samantha. How can you go wrong with a Lee Valley catalogue. I am thinking once I slay all of these zombies, I will get to work publishing the Fat Bastard BBM catalogue/nudie magazine! Tools and toys ;) for the fat boy lovers :). Then we can give these to you ladies in exchange for your wonderful company! Nobody needs money! Right now I would gladly take the Canadian Tire bucks! My van is out of gas down by the river. Posted via Mobile Device

I would measure from the ground up Angela.... Might only be a couple bucks that way ;)

Well my dear Emma. To Clarify. Spiked heels are merely a weapon to wound. Lipstick ...hmmm. Deadly weapon. You roll that around your lips and that customs agent or the passengers are dead from a horny heart attack. On a plane....FBI issue. You brush against him and perhaps some lipstick on his collar??...that guy is dead from the wife ;) Domestic death issue

This is FB BBM ..... could be belly inches....butt inches or $8 would be quite fine ;)

:bowdown:Congrats Goddess Angela !! Wowzers :bowdown: I look forward to many more awesome posts !! ps Now besides being a Fat Bastard BBM and a motivational speaker and a mediocre Ninja....I am also a Doctor :) and must advise you that you are a very strong candidate for Carpal Tunnel ;) My treatment is free...non surgical...very experimental ;) and could involve hours of treatment though and many repeat visits. Food for thought ?

I will accept the challenge of baiting the Zombies. I forgot to mention I am a mediocre Ninja....at night I shed the Armani suit and glasses.....don my ninja outfit and slay the zombies ;)

Hey Hey ! Haven't tried this one ;)

Stately Manor looks like some awesome Diggs Old Dog !!!! I will bring my BBQ And my Outhouse for the ones that like the breeze on their balls My Moonshine Still And my guitar for a singsong after some moonshine....just needs tuned a bit :)

Well Eva. I can help you out with what to wear !!! ;) How about you wear this :) I will wear this one and we can go together as a date ;)

Awww thanks guys for voting me in !!! I will do my best to uphold the high standards of the Fat Bastard BBM Club !! And to the sexy ladies Samantha and Katherine that commented and I am sure helped sway the vote....Thank You !! I just wanna make out with you gals now :makeout: I hope it wasn't just the dapper suit and good looks that swayed you. Just wait till I get naked ;) Old Dog. Yup... I have a pillow and a sheet. Why? You need a place to stay in my Van ? Down by the river ? or do I bring my pillow and sheet to the Fat Bastard fat house ? oops Frat House.

Happy Birthday SNMD ! Have a good one !

LMAO. Well boys. I have been doing quite a bit of reading here. This seems like an absolute amazing club to be a part off !!! I was just wondering what I had to do to join? Is there any initiation? a hazing process? or..... just buy Old Dog a beer :) So this is me: I am a retired Motivational Speaker. I now have no money because I retired....so I live in a van down by the river. A little about me now. I am 5'8. Fit and good looking. Oops I meant fat and good looking.....I am active and enjoy sports of all kinds. I don't watch any because I can't afford a TV (and no power outlet down by the river) and I am too fat to play any, but I enjoy them. Well not really active then. I enjoy long walks along the scenic riverbank...by myself...because nobody will walk with me. I like to look at beautiful women....they like to look away. Oh well. I like to read books. My favorites ones ... I like to see spot run and keep up with Dick and Jane and stuff. Well enough about me. Way back when I was a motivational speaker and could afford a TV and to rent a movie I watched Deuce Bigalo. My goal in life ever since has been to be a Male Gigalo. Dreams can come true so I am hoping this Fat Group will welcome me with open arms and help my dream come true :) Well I guess that is a little about me. I can tell you lots more later if you are interested in me joining. I sure hope you will consider me for the Fat Bastard BBM club. I am sure I can be a good addition to your club. Hope to hear from you ! SOON ! Regards Matt I am Fat Bastard Foley (my alias is LeeRichards)

Ummm....Ya.... I may be FAT ;) but in my case Old Dog I am full blood Irish. Old Sean my Grandpappy would roll over in his grave or choke on his pint in the tavern in heaven.......me in a kilt .. haha.

So I have been stressing about what I should wear to this social to impress all you sexy ladies....and....By Cracky.....I think I have found my top three outfits, dress code and all . I just need to get it narrowed down to one :( one of these three.... Disco Fever Baby ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHFbhhi_XVc

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