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LeeRichards

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  1. Sounds like a politician . "Nope ....sorry .... I was faking being genuine again whilst I was fucking you. Cause I'm good"
  2. Have a great day Jafo !!!!
  3. The Fat Bastard Lodge's .... FBI in uniform ..... Also attempted to seize Redbook.com..... AND ended up with this and the Kardashians' baby plans ???
  4. Gorgeous :))) xo
  5. Well. I was hoping for this ................... Y Had to settle for a ribeye and gin and tonic tho :(
  6. That sounds yummy and healthy RG !! I assume there is a BBQ'd steak or pork chop to go along with that ? Smothered with fried mushrooms, bacon & onions ?
  7. My thoughts on that one Stud ....is.....wear pants. Your bits and pieces are kempt where they should be that way. Shaking won't be allowed soon. May as well get used to it. Joy's got your Mojo. Do whatever you have tooooo.......(within reason ) to get it back..... Yikes.
  8. I think it is a great way to get to know people and it is fun. If you have a fun witty personality Ya got me ! Then I get the gears rolling on how we can meet. I like to Tweet. And I like to Chat willy nilly and purrrrhaps spontaneous. So you can call me a Twatter I suppose .......
  9. A little secret @lexygrace902 shhhhhhhhhhh but watch out for this guy on Twitter... kinda smart ass.... well actually he is pretty smart... but don't tell him that. He goes by something like @__Phaedrus.... and he thinks he is Hans Solo sometimes .....and he plays with angry birds too !!?? That's crazy. Otherwise it's a really cool place to meet peeps. :))) Enjoy !!
  10. You had me at tweetie "boobs" ;)
  11. Joy "Anti-fucking" Smith I believe ? Had sex 6 times I imagine and 6 kids just cause God told her to.
  12. Good plan. It just happens that Andy. Who is still on a walkabout on the east coast somewhere. Although I think he was spotted on a summertime iceberg drinking Corona's ?? Anyhoooo... Apparently Andy's step sister's cousin twice removed, best friend's mother Margarittaville married Old Dog in Vegas this one time following band camp's happy hour. Nobody remembers what happened ? Oh Nevermind that doesn't matter. Apparently Margarittaville owns .666 of an acre right beside MN2 in PEI. Currently under construction. Phaedrus has the big ? equipment and apparently shilled a pic of him on top of it ? ..... By the looks of it completion by 2024 Stay tuned.
  13. No we haven't expanded to the UK yet Frenchie. Shilling bastards ! Hope they don't steel all our cool ideas and advertising slogans ..... I have tho been thinking about expanding the lodge's ads to Twitterland for instance a handle like.... LeeR @ ShagafatbastardTwit With a profile header slogan like..... "Once you go Fat.... Maybe you'll never go back"
  14. New CaNordic law ? Still be horny I be .... Whilst being a pervert I shall wear my Nordic horny hat ..... and crazy glue my name tag on the front for shits and giggles. You can also call me Jon, Johnny and John John Lepracaun Just DON'T call me Little Johnny or Little John !! ;) But ya can call me Big John.... BIG BAD JOHN !!!
  15. Congrats RG ! Well done....and well deserved.
  16. Did you buy wool Christine ?? My partner in the Croatian Penis Warmer business, Samantha Evans, has retired....so I need a new partner that can knit ;)
  17. Well Pete.... if you order in pizza....keep in mind that is probably NOT the tip the delivery guy expects to see ... ;)
  18. If it becomes law I will then wear my Nordic lid :) Sexy as the dickens and inconspicuous I imagine ...........
  19. Well it's been awhile Sooooo.... Was thinkin my erect penis stick, on a bed of blue balls, smothered with a warm muffin and boobies with whip cream for desert. Probably end up with a cheese whiz and mater sandwhich at work tho.... again.
  20. Ohhhh Jason.... Here is my suggestion..... IF IF the bill passes ? Go live the lifestyle and get fucked anyways ! Everyone's doing it !! Just adapt to change :) !!! If you want to be boring and miss the good things in life ....get into politics..........
  21. 31 freakin days !!!! Training ?? I hope you spread that out over 2 or 3 years or something Kylie ??!! At least have Bud "Light" breaks in sessions !!! My goodness ................. I am exhausted thinking about it. ;)
  22. Ha ! Yup.... Bits n bites & nibs seems to lead to the bringing out of the nuts & bolts & the poppycock's or sausage sticks and moist muffin's ..... and ya got a snacky messy partay !
  23. Well I didn't see your ad.... BUT trashy is in the eye of the beholder. I just may have ....probably......enjoyed it ;) All the best to you too Sky ! as you move on and "hang up your heels" in Shagadelic style !
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