LeeRichards

:bowdown:Congrats Goddess Angela !! Wowzers :bowdown: I look forward to many more awesome posts !! ps Now besides being a Fat Bastard BBM and a motivational speaker and a mediocre Ninja....I am also a Doctor :) and must advise you that you are a very strong candidate for Carpal Tunnel ;) My treatment is free...non surgical...very experimental ;) and could involve hours of treatment though and many repeat visits. Food for thought ?

I will accept the challenge of baiting the Zombies. I forgot to mention I am a mediocre Ninja....at night I shed the Armani suit and glasses.....don my ninja outfit and slay the zombies ;)

Hey Hey ! Haven't tried this one ;)

Stately Manor looks like some awesome Diggs Old Dog !!!! I will bring my BBQ And my Outhouse for the ones that like the breeze on their balls My Moonshine Still And my guitar for a singsong after some moonshine....just needs tuned a bit :)

Well Eva. I can help you out with what to wear !!! ;) How about you wear this :) I will wear this one and we can go together as a date ;)

Awww thanks guys for voting me in !!! I will do my best to uphold the high standards of the Fat Bastard BBM Club !! And to the sexy ladies Samantha and Katherine that commented and I am sure helped sway the vote....Thank You !! I just wanna make out with you gals now :makeout: I hope it wasn't just the dapper suit and good looks that swayed you. Just wait till I get naked ;) Old Dog. Yup... I have a pillow and a sheet. Why? You need a place to stay in my Van ? Down by the river ? or do I bring my pillow and sheet to the Fat Bastard fat house ? oops Frat House.

Happy Birthday SNMD ! Have a good one !

LMAO. Well boys. I have been doing quite a bit of reading here. This seems like an absolute amazing club to be a part off !!! I was just wondering what I had to do to join? Is there any initiation? a hazing process? or..... just buy Old Dog a beer :) So this is me: I am a retired Motivational Speaker. I now have no money because I retired....so I live in a van down by the river. A little about me now. I am 5'8. Fit and good looking. Oops I meant fat and good looking.....I am active and enjoy sports of all kinds. I don't watch any because I can't afford a TV (and no power outlet down by the river) and I am too fat to play any, but I enjoy them. Well not really active then. I enjoy long walks along the scenic riverbank...by myself...because nobody will walk with me. I like to look at beautiful women....they like to look away. Oh well. I like to read books. My favorites ones ... I like to see spot run and keep up with Dick and Jane and stuff. Well enough about me. Way back when I was a motivational speaker and could afford a TV and to rent a movie I watched Deuce Bigalo. My goal in life ever since has been to be a Male Gigalo. Dreams can come true so I am hoping this Fat Group will welcome me with open arms and help my dream come true :) Well I guess that is a little about me. I can tell you lots more later if you are interested in me joining. I sure hope you will consider me for the Fat Bastard BBM club. I am sure I can be a good addition to your club. Hope to hear from you ! SOON ! Regards Matt I am Fat Bastard Foley (my alias is LeeRichards)

Ummm....Ya.... I may be FAT ;) but in my case Old Dog I am full blood Irish. Old Sean my Grandpappy would roll over in his grave or choke on his pint in the tavern in heaven.......me in a kilt .. haha.

So I have been stressing about what I should wear to this social to impress all you sexy ladies....and....By Cracky.....I think I have found my top three outfits, dress code and all . I just need to get it narrowed down to one :( one of these three.... Disco Fever Baby ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHFbhhi_XVc

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I will say false ?? I was raised by a family of Penguins... And now I love to swim in cold water and taunt Polar Bears Posted via Mobile Device

Happy Birthday Issy ! I hope you are able to enjoy the day to the fullest :)

When I was in high school I always used to say "Dad, I want to quit school and I will go get a job" ..... After a few years all I wanted to say was "Dad, I want to quit my job and go back to school, can you pay my car loan, and my gas and my rent and my tuition and give me an allowance again ? "

Yup I would !!

You my dear are Cerb's Angel !! You have touched us all with your amazing personality and outlook on life. For those that have met you in person as well as for those of us that haven't met you yet. I wish you the best of luck in this huge step you are about to take....I look forward to seeing you back when you are ready and I will be thinking about you lots !!!!! Your Cerb family will be here waiting :)

Happy Birthday ! All the best and enjoy your day to the fullest !

A group hug to all you wonderful Cerbies that need a hug !!! Hugs are good :) Even for a Man's Man grrrrrrrr haha A little bit of caution to the ladies however ;)

Well. Ohhhhh Cerb ! Great people, great fun, and as Sara and Samantha say there is Sex too ! ;) Fuck ya !!!! There is everything here ! One great big horny, happy place if you let it be that... flirting, nudity, hot albums and pics, sex talk, jokes, Malika's fav boobie pics, word games, and fripples and many others .......fun fun fun!!! but hey a whole lot of intellect too..... and informative posts, things to learn, social groups, and hey even the odd secret recipe ;) ..........W.I.T. you are amazing !!! Pistol Pete shoots from the hip !!!...whatever he is thinking.... awesome....Samantha always a level head, Katherine always sooo polite and sensible, yet naughty ;) .....now I am using examples here and by no means meant to pic favorites. Sooo Ladies and gents...unfortunately I just found out within the last hour that I am probably gonna tackle another battle with cancer issues. I will be off the air for a couple days or so....so you will have a reprieve on my retarded shoutbox posts ;) I will be able check in on you all on my Blackberry however......so BEHAVE ;) Enjoy life folks ! Don't let the little shit bother you or control your mindset ! As Pete would say "feel the love" and as Old Dog would say "Woof" ;) ps... Winnipeg Jets are playing tonight.... I would just assume you are ALL cheering for them :)

Well Cerbies....I am giving a great big hug to all you ladies....a BIG pull you close, arms wrapped and squeeze you tight hug :) mmmmm For you guys a stiff armed hug and a slap on the shoulders.....can't get too close...Old Dog tends to want to lick your face ;) A great thread.....have a great rest of the day Cerb !!

I would have to say true Lexy... In my younger years I once borrowed a police car that was left running unattended, shagged in the back seat, threw rubber under seat and then parked it back at the police barracks and went home