LeeRichards

Come on Pinocchio ! Tell me a HUGE Lie !!!

It has happened for me ...about fifteen years ago I would say. A very innocent, just kind of happened after a party scenario that the girl decided it was what she wanted to do. We were all friends. All single at the time. It was quite a memorable night and experience and to this day I see this girl probably a couple times a month and she has a grin and a throws me a seductive wink sometimes. Pretty funny actually. She is now married to my cousin and best friend. He never knew and it was before they hooked up ! At the end of the day not something I would preplan but also something I never will forget. She was so turned on and into it that you could not help but be right into it big time !!

Yup ! I am fast... I can run around the ring like a banshee for three minutes and then they can pummell me.. should get the autographs first though :) Would you have sex with the girl (or guy) that sold you your girlfriends xmas present ....in the changeroom at La Senza or Victoria Secret ????? Call it a in private sizing !

The Cars - You Might Think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yf2WP6K1gQ

Point taken April. It is a request for a search for something uncommon. Out of line well who knows really? It is indeed blunt and vulgar the way it was presented but hey that is just my opinion. Not how I would like to see and read posts, but hey I clicked on it and read it. My choice !

If it helps, I use a Bank of Montreal prepaid Mastercard for all online purchases. Ebay, paypal, or hotel booking, or whatever. Load it outta your bank account and in there next night usually. It is a "no charge" mastercard, you just pay when you use it. No monthly fees. Online banking with it is very easy. No statements, just online. Link it to your airmiles card. It is awesome.

Oh Gabby ! Hmmm. Well ...hmmm...Slept :) Wonderful :) yup !! Great Dreams :) Morning wood ? Yup ! Anyways ... lets get back to this "Carley and I surprise" ?? In person?? My birthday is coming up in February ... very soon really... so would consider a meeting with you two next week just a slightly early birthday present ;) If not I very much look forward to more stories !!! Bring it !!!!

Sweet Jesus Carley and Gabby ! Just did a little light reading...... so how it the hell am I gonna sleep now :dncdick: Horny as a two peckered owl ! Well wet dreams it will be ;) Great stories ladies. Thanks for sharing :)

Miranda Lambert - Gunpowder and Lead

Happy Birthday Sunshine ! Hope you have a wonderful day and treat yourself :)

K Julia on my way !!! Can't have a horny lady with no penis now can we?? Loaned my truck to my brother, SUV in shop till morning so I will take my mountain bike to the city, catch a bus to Winnipeg, jump on the train to Ottawa, catch a cab and be there in say.....18 hours give or take :) Get your toys out till then !! ;)

Haha. I meant your bubbly personality will make it fun :)

I agree and hats off to Chavez for the time and effort he puts into these parties and to bringing people together. I am sure you will all have a blast. Soleil will make sure it is fun ;)

Ladies Katherine Emily Rushton Carley Chase Angel Starr Soleil Cleo Catra Lovely Dorinda Guys MrNice Old Dog Wit Roamingguy Notchjohnson

Canadian Steak and seafood Nice juicy Ribeye steak on the BBQ - grain fed in Canada - not corn fed Good east coast Lobster and Crab Canadian grown potatoes sliced up and cooked on BBQ with onions and butter and spices Sauteed canadian grown mushrooms haha forgot the question.... ;) but I am hungry now

Happy Birthday Scott ! Have a good one and celebrate in style !

If you can promise it will go better than this then maybe I will pop by when I am in Ottawa next month ;) and for the ladies this is how to do it ! ;) http://www.squidoo.com/bikini-waxing-tips Hope this wasn't a hijack

Billy Squire - The Stroke

Coyote Ugly Ace Ventura - Pet Detective Austin Powers Dumb and Dumber Me Myself and Irene Tommy Boy Top Gun The Rock Stepbrothers A Few Good Men All 4 Lethal Weapons A few of mine

Yup I would RG. See if the spark is still there ! Then I would change my phone number and move :) Would you shag while in the back of a truck (on a mattress of course) going down the interstate in Montana at 90 mph ?

This one is a little more mellow Anne Murray - Snow Bird http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVNj9Pl-i7I

Headpins - Don't it make ya feel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYzySRvLD_0

WORK Virus! There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life. REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!

Yes yes I would .... If you were the President and Monica Lewinsky was hiding under your desk....would you let her perform oral sex on you ? (Could be a lady president too ;) )

The Outfield - Say it isn't So