LeeRichards

Ahhhh I am older, MUCH calmer and wiser now MN2. :) Now I would think more clearly and put both shitty diapers in the dryer !!! cause all I did was give them one freshly washed ....now clean diaper ! and looking back I probably would now nonchalantly run a pair of their undies & a brassiere up the nearest flagpole. ;)

Well that sucks !! Brought back a memory from my days in Edmonton. Although I didn't have scheduled times and there were a few machines....I had a load in washer and a load in the dryer. I went down to do my thing and the load from the washer was sitting in a sudsy heap on a table and my clothes from the dryer were heaped beside it nowhere near dry. Fine then. I took my wet clothes up to my apartment. I went to neighbors and got two ripe shitty diapers. Threw one in their washer and one in their dryer. Then said fuck it and went to Cook County Saloon with friends and drank beer :) and that's my laundry story.........

Well. First time. I was nervous as fuck !!! to say the least. She was HOT ! And now 4 years later she is hotter. Even tho she had put me at ease .... when the day came. Wowzers. Surprised I didn't lose it and streak to Brandon like Will Ferrell in Old School. Anyhoooo I always have to drive a fair distance so always worried about getting stuck in traffic.... Or worry about this .... But when I leave HAPPY after an amazing time with wonderful ladies ......... The Fembot dance Baby Yeah !!!!

Extreme Arrogance and "Holier than thou" attitude Ads that list all of these "No kissing and no DATY" It's all fine and dandy and to each his own......but for me it makes me feel like the lady isn't engaged in what she is doing nor enjoys intimacy. (strictly my opinion) I realize not every cat enjoys intimacy but I do. Also if I visited with a lady that does not enjoy or allow DATY I would probably have a nervous breakdown or start crying or something ;) hehehe for the record ..... I don't mind at all being called baby or babes. I have gotten to know some ladies very well and that is just part of their personality and how they interact. It is just them :) It's cool.

Well..... I suspect I might be about to get in trouble for other things I randomly do ........ my highlight is tho that I randomly just booked flights to Otown. An unexpected spur of the moment turn of events that has me smilin :) Hope you all are having a great day peeps ! Go Canadians !!!!

Why did the chicken NOT make it back from the other side of the road ?

I am inspired :) and right to the point.

You had me Red at "cute perky waitress" ;) Yummy

Veryyyyy belated but hope you had an awesome Birfday Luxe !!!

Saskatchewan. Yes those fuckers have no sense of humor. We are currently trying to build a wall between us on top of the existing prairie blowsand border ridge. We've been drinking Bud Light like banshee's to build the wall out of beer cans and maybe some twisted tea cans cause it is summer. Thought it might be fun. Even having some drinking boat races. One fella passes out then. ...... "NEXT !!!" Anyhoooooo Those fuckers in Saskatchewan shut down their farming operations and oil-wells, pulled their stills out of the backwoods and now we have the Berlin wall on their side built out of kegs of hooch and Pilsner bottles from when they were brewing. I sarcastic you not !!! ;)

Well get your hot ass back out west Jess !! Cause my lips and tongue aren't retiring anytime soon ! I'll do the DATY dance if I have to make ya come back ;) If they outlaw BBBJ tho ...... the sadness may be overwhelming and you might have to revive my bits and pieces sexy pants. See pic below.

Yes..... but with a good flexible spoon they are awesome for food fights tho Kaydence ;)

Maraena said it .... a real experience. "Make it real.....don't fake it real" A sense of mutual enjoyment in spending time together. It can be sensed by both parties !! and results in us guys coming back. And as time goes on and repeat visits happen ... chemistry, comfort zones and trust builds and it becomes so very easy and fun. Dates to look forward to. :) It just takes time. You have heard "be yourself" Jade eh ? ;) Well truth is it will play a big part in keeping us coming back !! Genuine smiles, sense of humor and personality is huge in repeat business for Me as an example. It is hard to fake a smile time and time again. It is hard to be funny when you are not, and it is hard to be someone you are not. and Hey. Maybe even make friends. Can never have too many of them.

I prefer to nude yodel ........ from my recliner

Then you get married, have kids and live happily ever after ! The end. ;) Couldn't resist Cinelli. "Girl Next Door" has many interpretations I suspect. That is not mine but I am sure many do.

EmilyRushton ..... Very sexy ? YES :) Very high rates ? IMO .... NOPE ! and she is Very Pretty not decent looking.

No your not !! Haha Just when you think you are done ....some dude somewhere will find a new way to piss you off or "turn you off" ;)

I suppose you could reply ... "Wassup ? ....My foot up your ass fucknut"

You'll just have to go fishing instead of golfing Pete !!! This would be a good catch ? ;)

It's cold up here Pete. I imagine the girls are tired of riding dogsleds and living in Igloos and just want some American Heat !!! ;) Hope that helps.

I think Peter Mackay and Joy Smith should get a room and be locked in there until they fuck themselves sensible again. But that is just my opinion.

I hope you weren't referring to our conversation MN2.... I don't know what derogatory means and I don't drink. Anyhooooo..... Sexy pants Meg :) I love you to bits and your sexy as the dickens and I would do ALMOST anything for you........ BUT for the first time in my 40 some years of existence I am cheering for the ...... H H H Ha Ha Hab Hab HABS !! Sorry had a little trouble getting that out ;)

There was really only 2 choices. It was either Lee Richards or Burt Bacharach. Apparently the other one was taken.

Well I am a giver so I shall give my opinion from my self proclaimed area of expertise on the subject ............ May I suggest starting out with a light oil ....Purrrhaps Pennzoil brand 5w20 Then work your way up to a little bit heavier and maybe pricier oil... Mobil brand 5w30 It's Super ! And to wrap er up .... finish off with the sweet scented, top of the line heavy duty oil .... Valvoline brand fully synthetic 10w30 :) Yeah baby. Slip slide and away !!! It lasts forever it seems !!! ;) That's all I got. Hope this helps :) Bye for now.