LeeRichards

Yes yes they do....I will probably be down there soon enough to join you

You still have 6 players left. You are a gaining ! Ottguy is quietly hanging out at the top and Mr Nice at the bottom....oops. Sorry Mr Nice :neutral:

I agree Angela. The term is way overused. I would expect friendly, unrushed, kissing and daty from anyone that advertises GSE. Safe or uncovered is beyond that term. If you expect anything more than that IMO if not advertised you best ask prior to a visit instead of leaving dissapointed. I personally could care less about the GFE / PSE terms. In my experience it is much more in your YMMV the level of service you are going to get. I read what the lady has written in her ad on EC when I first started this hobby, now CERB. You can get a really good feel for the experience you are going to have from their ad, postings on CERB and after an email or two. I personally do love a bbbj of course but if you are with a wonderful lady you like who is "safe" I am more than fine with that too ! Pete said it : We love the chase :icon_wink: Communication prior to a meeting..... friendly and fun can really add to the anticipation and the experience .....It is meant to be a great experience for both parties !! I perhaps strayed off the GFE topic there ....

Married Sacha. With young children....which is why I am still married ! You know the story. I am actually thankful for CERB and you wonderful ladies. Otherwise I would be sooooo deep into an affair right now that inevitably is "gonna go bad" !

May long.....One of my fav's ! First long weekend with warm weather (supposedly) If it wasn't gonna rain a couple or three inches over next couple days I would be: At the lake camping. Throw the boat in the water and do some skiing and tubing. Actually....I just drive the boat..... and terrorize the ones that are brave enough crawl in that tube or strap on them waterskiis !! :wink: Perhaps sneak in 18 holes of golf just so I can drink more beer, sunburn the winter whiteness off me, curse and get frustrated a bit....haha. BBQ a steak, mushrooms and taters, sit around the fire with a cooler full of beer with some friends till the wee hours of the morning and chill !! Get up and do the same thing the next day !! How about you ? Whatcha up to ?

Congrats Angela ! Always great posting ! 4000 ..Wow...That is a lot of typing...especially if u r a two finger style typist ;-)

That's funny ! Wii can be dangerous too. Was playing tennis the other day with my sister in-law. She went for a low one and nailed me in the family jewels ! Ouch !! She is an in-law/outlaw but I think she likes me so I don't think it was intentional....:icon_neutral:

Either a good time...or....a REAL bad time for a Nun / Irish joke I heard yesterday. For the record I am Irish...ouch This Irish tourist was on a bus tour of Castilla during the summer that had a stop at this old convent. The tour wasn't that interesting and he managed to stay behind and start wandering. Feeling the urge, he stopped to pee on the outside wall of the chapel. While he was doing his business, he was surprised by the Mother Superior. "OH! I am soo sorry!' "No," she replied. "Actually, I've never seen a man's...You know. Could I take a look?" The tourist was freaked out by a nun asking to see his works but it was kinda kinky in a way, so he figured, what the hell. The nun looked at it for a bit and as he was about to put it away she said, "You know, I always wanted to touch it. Would you mind...?" "This is really wierd, but sure." The tourist was getting really exited. Who could say that you had been tossed off by a nun? "Could you take it all out so that I can get a complete expience?" the nun requested. The tourist, sure that he was about to get laid, willingly took down his pants. The nun began fondling his testicles and suddenly straightened, and said, "Don't (SQUEEZE) piss (SQUEEZE) on the (SQUEEZE) church (SQUEEZE) walls!!!!!!!!!!!(SQUEEZE).

I have zero interest in role play....there are religious beliefs and there are ethical beliefs. If pics like this on CERB are gonna become a problem then I personally would have more problem with ethical issues. Nuns are yes religious, but they are adults. The ...."teacher...naughty school girl scenario"...very unethical......(for the record I had a 17 year old niece sexually assualted by a professor in university)...."doctor/nurse and patient scenario"...very unethical....and so on. There are soooo many wonderful....but.....different people here on CERB. For me I have no interest in a Nun pic. Some guys are probably dialing their phones right now. Some ladies enjoy role play as a nun....some don't obviously. Let's just go with it. IMO

I agree. And seeing that is has rained and rained this year...perhaps a shoot in the rain....sexy lingerie or , clingy.... semi - see through nighty..or perhaps a sexy bikini with water droplets running off you, head tossed back, hair wet and tussled....hmm...just a thought. and just light rain Meg... not a downpour...lol.

Well now....I am sure I will be outta line with my post probably but ....really...if you woulda skipped the hehehe, or the reasonable offer part or the "gfe" joke you might have a real acceptable post there ! Either you really don't have respect for these ladies or you are trying to rock the boat here as far as I can see. If it is indeed just an inoccent fun comment on your part then read some threads and the CERB rules for new members. See how things work.

Well Nicolette the rest of the story eh?? lol. Well I had to leave my car at the drive-in. We rode to her house in the police cruiser. I got yelled at and said...."yes sir, yes sir" a few times ....many times ! She cried alot. It was end of June. We couldn't see each other for the month of July....So she was so pissed off about it that the first day we were able to see each other we had sex in the back seat of his police car and put the rubber under his seat ...fun at the time ....but turned into another story...She had horns when you got her pissed off ! Ah life as a teenager .

Oh boy Nicolette ! Did this bring back a memory....I was 18 at a drive in movie, just in the process of going to third base in the back seat with my girlfriend who was 17 and the police officer's flashlight shone in the window...I heard "get that hand where I can see it, and your pants better be "f******g done up ! I was dating his daughter ! He was supposed to be out of town....ooops...Was a long night needless to say !

Keep believing Mr. Nice !! Praying a little bit might not be a bad idea however :-| lol I am about to drop like a rock in the standings. Come June I will be looking up at ya all I am afraid.

Walking out of a hotel room with a big smile after a wonderful meeting with an amazing SP and meeting up with my own brother, sister in-law and my newphew in the hallway who were at a hockey tournament for the weekend - Wow ! Talk about coming up with a cover up story very quickly.

I met with Giovanna recently for the second time. She is a very attractive, sexy and classy lady ! Hot actually....Friendly, terrific personality and sense of humor. She has a terrific body and what you see in her pics is what you get ! Very easy to contact and talk to and set up a visit that works for you. I had an amazing time with her. She is a safe GFE and is very very good at what she does ! I don't go into intimate details but highly reccomend that you all find out for yourselves ! She does give an amazing massage as well I must add ! Following a wonderful intimate session I enjoyed a snuggle session and talking about anything and everything. From favorite restaurants to life's travels and experiences. She is a sweetheart ! Did I mention Hot and Sexy ? :icon_wink: Go see her !

You are so right Cat ! The web has opened things up big time, but like you say I am sure it has a few or several downsides for you ladies as well. I wouldn't be hobbying without the web. I saw an EC ad by accident actually that created my first visit. From there on it has mostly been Cerb. Through Cerb initially and then emails, etc...I have been able to get a very good feel for who I am meeting with and vice versa. For me things have gone really well in my opinion when we do meet. I have met some wonderful ladies and ones I continue to repeat with when they pass through my neck of the woods. But like you say it is all World Wide Web! After doing things this way now for awhile I couldn't imagine picking up a paper or phone book (I never have) and phoning someone from the listings for an outcall. But thats just me. For the record Cat I do really understand how the web has drastically effected your freedom and privacy and you don't sound like a broken record. Sounds bad but I guess we have to chalk it up to the cost of doing business. Web dependency ! Hopefully at the end of the day it is all worth it for you wonderful ladies !

I have a summer student working for me and telling some stories ... made me think back to some things in my college days that kinda sucked.... - Hitting on the hottest chick at the party, things looking good and forgetting to take my cigarette out of my mouth before I took a sip of my drink...yup went home alone - Inviting a bunch of girls without bathing suits back to our party pad for a hot tub party to find some "Oh Henry bars" floating in the hot tub....booh! - going out in the morning to head to Winnipeg Airport, excited to be heading to Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale and finding my car on blocks with four tires missing. - having two cops, one open each door of your car with flashlights in hand while you are in mid-stroke getting busy in the back seat at a drive in ! - leaning in the window of a black Ford Bronco with a beer in hand asking for a ride to the party, just to find out it is a cop in a ghost car...and spend the night in the drunk tank. I could go on .... but I have grown up since then and am much more Mature ! :icon_wink:

Well now...lets see...hmmm.... My favorite song in memory of the week I was born was Joan Jett - I Love Rock and Roll - I remember just getting the cassette because it was number one song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SOJxNOP37I&playnext=1&list=PL191E8A00E73AEA77 Top song - week and year I was born....had to look it up but good song. Everyday People - Sly and the Family Stone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgVOR28iG_o

This is an awesome post !! I have been working outside most of the day. It is raining, thundering, strong winds, cold, damp, and plain shitty, and now in my office and I forgot all about the weather because I can't stop laughing at all of these posts!!! and many oh so tooo familiar !! Just had to check out Cerb for a little "pick me up" !

1) Getting to the airport excited to leave freezing Manitoba for Mexico only to be snowed in for two days. 2) Getting to Mexico and then getting sick for first two days. 3) I am with Cathy on the empty toilet paper roll...that does suck ! 4) Going on a 40 dollar cab ride in NYC and then discover you forgot your wallet. 5) It sucks that after a loooong winter that spring has been mostly raining here. 6) Bruins beating the Flyers

Due to my location I have been strictly SP's....but if I lived in Ottawa for example I would no doubt do both....I do love a good massage !! Full service does not necessarily need to be part of the experience. Just a great experience with a great lady. I could easily see myself becoming a regular at Megan's Touch ;-)

I still want to remain in Canada. I love the Maritimes and would be where I would like to move to. I have spent the most time in PEI but honestly I don't think it would matter which province. I want to live on the waterfront somewhere. My non Canada spot would be Kennebunkport, Maine. Ideally I would live in the Maritimes spring to fall and Maine in the winter. Travel to the hotspots for winter vacations. Now that is just a great big dream !!

Excuse You! I and everyone else are only trying to help. As far as I'm concerned there's no need to make oneself look "Bigger than they are" It seems to me the only person looking to up his rep is You. Too bad it wasn't in your favor. Try to be polite. Not everything is a contest. And this is a Nice Board. Go somewhere else if you prefer to be negative towards others. This was my fault Mia Bella. You made a fun / funny comment in my opinion and I felt the follow up comment made fun of you un-necessarily. I should have kept my opinion to myself. Everyone knows you are not looking to increase your thread count FYI, nor could I care less about it either. You are very respected on this board for your input and your fun personality. Keep being you !!

So you should Meg ! The Bruins kicked Ass ! Big smile eh ? I am thinkin this would be the perfect day to fly to Ottawa to see just how happy Megforfun is ! :icon_wink::icon_wink: lol. Good luck in the draft. You are moving up ! I will meet you on my way down....haha