LeeRichards

Well unfortunately I can't make it :( I hope you have a full house peeps !!! Ya gotta love co-ed partays !! My mixed softball team I cruise the local country tourneys with I aptly named Nipples and Nobs ! Sooooooooooo I hope there are 70 nipples there and 35 nobs and that's a partay !!!!!! :P Full house baby Yeah !!!!!!!! Mister TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I will still throw in for a door prize. Never-mind. You are too busy with muffins on your mind. Muffins everywhere !! Muffins muffins muffins ...........cupcakes !!! ;) Loneskater. I will still throw in for a door prize !!! Have a blast folks. Ohhhhh and if you find the time organizers........ Seeing that we don't have a competent leader going into the next election maybe we could table the idea if you get a chance of a ............. "Let's Fuck" party. You lost your mojo Stephen. Open to suggestions on that one. Liberal, Tory, N D P, Green or Rhino party sounds so boring ? Maybe Joy Smith will get laid someday and vote for .................................. our new Prime Minister ? OLD DOG he's a dog. He is a Veteran ! A faith-full dog ...... although by the flag there he apparently is not Canadian but still a real good dog !!! now living in Canada. Vote for the dog folks !!!!!!!!!!!! Playin vinyl BTO on Sussex baby ;) Gotta luv Cerbies ! Once again have a hoot !!

If you get rescued by nice people or an International Man of Mystery for example !!! Yay !! ;) That's safe ?? But if the Nazi's show up.............. Your pet watch dog will bark You will throw down the wooden fish spear Grab some guns A quick practice gun shoot at the seashells ... ding ding BULLSEYE and Bazinga Beware ! Kylie's got Guns !!!!! ;)

My bad....

HA !!! K K I will meet you at the intersection of #1 and #16 highways Jess ;) Make that baby rock !!! Yeah .......

Well let's just stretch those leg muscles and get them feet up around your boobs then ;) heh heh

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Congrats Meg !!! Wow ! 7000 !!! That's allotta .... Wits, tits and sass ;) Seriously. You are the bestest and a lady that kept me coming back when I first joined Cerb and I click on your posts every single time now. Luv ya xoxo

Yikes !! Congrats Spud. I am only 4 years today. If I don't suffer from sex induced cardiac arrest by then let's check back in four years and celebrate 8 and 12 years being Cerberite horny fuckers ;) Again congrats !

I have no problem with it Emily. We are all busy. Would be really cool if your auto reply came back with a candid pic of your boobs tho ;) Seriously ! That would be really cool !! hehe Weeeeeeeeeeee

Love a lady in pink !!! and it's very scenic pic ;)

Maybe off topic.....but has anyone seen the movie Transcendence ? With Johnny Depp and Morgan Freeman. It intrigues me .......

Kate and Lee went to Hawaii.....and we got layed !!! hehehe ;) I had spent time with Kate on 3 occasions this past year and I can't seem to get enough of this vibrant, bright and sexual young lady !! I decided that I wanted to spend a day or two with Kate and just kick back, chillax, enjoy her amazing company and just be myself and hopefully a chance for her to relax and take a break too. Over time we were able to make plans, get her on a plane, me in a truck and we snuck away and met in a theme suite for a nekkid retreat :D Great company, grrrreat sex, fine wine, cocktails, appies, fine dining, walking, sightseeing, talking, laughing, jaccuzi's, steam showers and more. IT WAS ORGASMIC !! Thx Kate for the amazing date. It just keeps getting better and better !! Next time you will have to put up with me for a bit longer tho ;) xoxoxo

You just gotta luv it when a plan falls together :) Love it !!!!!!! Nothing fixes up the aftermath of a long f***ing winter better than a long awaited spring fling ;) Yay !

4 PM sweetie. Good thing he didn't book an hour. You might have had to stop for coffee break or tea time ;)

Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you had a purrrrrrrrfect birthday Cleo !! xoxoxo RAWR !!! ;)

I have a poor memory and not very good with numbers.....so I put a notch in every bedpost of incalls or suites that I entertain at so I don't ever forget ... ? ;) I will go with a safe number.....like "a few" hehe Anyhooo .... Repeat visits are awesome with someone you can just be yourself with and have fun :) Comfort level is huge on how two people can spend time together.....in a room or out on the town. or between dates. Pretty cool when you realllly look forward to seeing someone again !!

Well at first I was thinking that maybe he was just in a funk because insurance sales was maybe down ?? Then I realized that you have a leopard Gecko and those ones in the stupid commercials are green. and it is Geico. Silly me..... Just looking for a smile :D Hope little fella snaps out of it. !! xox

I am an Irish lad and I say Serb :) Unless I am drunker than normal then I may say Shhhhlerb Anyhooo. Great pace serb is .... this is where all the Boobs hang out ;)

Other than covered everything or abstinence ...... I think the safest way is to have an incall right at the clinic. Shower in one room, go to the next room where the cot is and get a bbbj and shag like the dickens maybe, then go to the next room and pee in a cup and go home and hope the phone doesn't ring.

Ursula Andress - Honey Rider - Dr NO .......and also Casino Royale I do believe ?

Another thing to try is take your computer mouse, move the arrow up to Savannah's avatar there and tweak and rub her boobies :) ;) She'll even know your doing it ! hahaha I have tried to move her arm there because it is obstructing my view but it doesn't work ? Wups..... hijack.

Just wait until our IT gurl Sissy makes this into a GIF so you can really see the 3D actions there big guy.... mezmorized or traumatized you will be...one or the udder

Well actually Job # 1 for God was Adam and Eve and a fig leaf. The fig leaf fell off and they fucked. It's kinda contagious and fun. Accountants and lawyers came later after marriages and divorces and $$$ opportunities. ;) SEX has been kicking around from day 1. Would be wonderful to regulate prices and most importantly to protect the ladies in this industry.....yet be fair to the gentlemen. Not even a remote possibility at this given time to regulate. Nobody to actually do that job. Some day :) Not just quite yet.

Peter's heads aren't in the game these days .....

An extra "snowed in " day sounds better than my excuse. "Hit by car" "Champagne room" "Shit Missed my flight Oh well there should be another one tomorrow " Anhoooo I hope to make it folks. Sounds like fun !!!!! I will bring my sexy pants as soon as I buy some :) and my snow suit / rain suit / mankini / ski pants / sunblock / toque / snowmobile mitts in case it's cold and oven mitts in case of a heatwave and the girls are too hot to touch .......... Sizzle .........Ya just never know in this country what's in store ;)