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LeeRichards

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  1. You know you are not the first ..... But do you really care ? Austin Mini FB BBM ........ Vroom Vroom !!!
  2. If you are planning to be in Manitoba Andrea as you indicated....then I would highly suggest Rogers. They have the best technology here, I prefer them to deal with and they have full use of all of Manitoba Telephone System towers so service is very good. Also works very well in Ontario and Alberta I do know from experience. Not sure about Saskatchewan tho off the #1 highway. Depends on your travel plans I suppose ;)
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    Just Lovely :))
  4. Jodie Foster ..... wonderful actress from childhood till now as well as director, producer and mother
  5. Of course I offer MSOG !!! But ladies we have time for a game of chess, scrabble and maybe even croconole between shots..... by that time I probably drank a bottle of Jack and .... oh ohhhhhhh ;) Kinda like my hockey days. I spent a allotta time going around the circles in the far end and the smaller circles in the middle learning skill and technique. Then I sinned and I spent a lot of time in and around the penalty box down yonder there ...ALLOTTA time... and then broke loose and threaded the needle right through the 5 hole ;) only needed one shot and made it count..... OHHHHHH YEAH hahaha I always try to get back in the penalty box but the refs don't always allow that........... I coach hockey. I sooooo need a tele prompter thingie and I can show you on the screen here. Just like Don Cherry or Nina Hartley would do....
  6. Condoms on the fingers work but apparently are hard to get off ?
  7. Happy Birthday Reddog !! I hope you have a fantabulous day !
  8. Happy Birthday Gorgeous !! Wishing you a wonderful day !! XO
  9. Landing strip ? By cracky ..... I am pretty gosh darn sure I have landed there !!! Haha. Mmm hmmm
  10. I have 3 Hitachi's and a nanner But I never take those on a date. I have a toy in my pants. Been awful cold tho. You might have to spank me for a bit to get him out to play .......... I hope this helps Cristy ;)
  11. Also....there are boobs everywhere....roughly 70 ?...give or take a couple tata's I suppose if there are no shows or extras.....just sayin....mmmmm BOOBIES !! No hanky panky tho !!! No touching. You can look when they are not looking ;) ...but never touch. no no no motorboating !! hehehe And if you are going touch a muffin....make sure it is Mr. T's muffins ..... And ladies...if you're feeling a little frisky .... and those dolphin or endorphin thingies are present .....grab my ass please so you aren't bothering the other fellas.... OK ?
  12. Well now ..... you learn something new every day. I always thought endorphins swam in the ocean and made high pitch "eee eee" noises. I must have had too much tequila on those trips to the Mayan ;) Next trip to Ottawa ladies.....hot sauce baby !!! I am loading up on hot stuff. I will even pour it on my burritos just before my dates :)
  13. Yes OD is a genious. Beer cans and string for the inter-net and Bush pork n bean cans and a string for Tin-eye ...... no more fat bastard picture theft or shilling. no no no
  14. New business plan .... Buy a full service gas station .... Jump to the pump myself and................." While your tank is filling Cleo....can I wash your windows, check your oil, change your oil, or purrrrhaps DATY ? It's a slow nozzle to get jumpin and pumpin but never wants to stop once it does so we got time baby " and bankrupt ;)
  15. Hot Diggity Dog !!! It's your birfday !!!!! Have a good one Buddy !!
  16. Interesting bunch of drinks there Cleo !! May I suggest..... ? We drink the coffee together first. Then throw the rest of that stuff you mentioned into a big big big bowl. Throw in some strawberries and a whole bunch of fruit and the two of us have a Yukka Flux partay and drink and eat er up :) Then dine on that evil and delicious treat Kathryn Bardot ;) mmmm hmmm hehehe Woof !
  17. At this very minute I am very sad..... it's been over a month since I played "bury the bone'. I love that game ............
  18. I would caution you folks who eat tooooo much hot sauce......cause THIS can happen ;) Not good not good.
  19. 34. If you are going to Motorboat Motorboat Motorboat..... remember there are 4 boobs that need lots of attention......but ..... ALL of the boobs and cleavage in the room need equal and "quality" attention..... It's just proper Fine print below..... this point number 34 here might be a little sensitive with RG.....he is boatless these days. Maybe you ladies better not suggest motorboating or anything of that nature to do with a boat ....or a motor....or trolling....or say "What was it like out on the water today RG?" nothing like that. Talk about the weather or show him your boobs would be better.
  20. I want "The girl next door" - Alisha Cuthbert - For "24" hours :)
  21. May your ad read...."I swallowed...oh yeah" May your gallbladder "rest in peace" soon !!! May a lady say .... "I want Old Dog's dog wrapped in bacon" ? Probably not ever most likely or said no one evar past present or in the future either. But Gall bladder be gone. :) Good luck big guy !!!! I believe the hog industry has faltered lately and needs you back !! Oink.
  22. Well this one time in Ottawa. I hooked up with Cleo for ....well an extended visit. I couldn't figure out how to get out of the fucking revolving door so............ Hi.... it's me again ;)
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