LeeRichards

Oh Oh.....Margarita's make me randy ......which leads to tequila body jello shots and...........anyhooooooooo Margaritas ......final answer Alex A splash of wine, mini binoculars with a handle and opera ..... or..... Guns and Roses and boobs and Beer

Resort baby !! No icebergs there ;) Deep sea diving or parasailing

BINGO !!! Which also means great ladies. Reciprocal me thinks :) Life is good.

Well when I am sitting in my recliner watching the hockey game....purrrrrhaps the World Juniors.....my beer is empty.... it goes to commercial break.....I looks over at the fridge where the full beer are but nothing happens..... So I says to myself ...... "Self !! That beer isn't gonna walk on over....it is commercial break and you won't miss anything.....so get off your FAT ASS and go get a beer...bring two actually...save a trip " ;) I sooooo inspire myself sometimes......does it inspire any of you folks ? hehehe

On the first date I never show up nekkid and never ever on 1st date spank the lady ......... hard ;)

Fuckers !! Sitting in my truck perched on a snow bank at work waiting on a tractor to pull me out. No cider....no beers... usually I have Baileys in here at Xmas time....can't even find that :( haha

Why yes Phaedrus I realized the "snotsicles" may have deterred the babes and caused some no - shows Sooooooooooo I decided to head down south to the warmth of our Fat Bastard lodge in Louisianna. As you can see by the buildup there I am still getting no-shows ??? Go figure ? I'd masturbate but I have small hands .........

Happy Birthday Jazzitup !! Have an awesome day !

Happy Birthday NJ !! I hope you treat yourself and your Johnson on your birthday.

Awwwww Oooza Booza

I resolve to resolute to make a resolution to ..................... Have more fun and give and receive more orgasms with Cerb ladies next year than this year. I do solemnly swear to uphold this resolution so help me God :) ;)

Big Bird !

Kathryn Bardot - she is priceless and leaves me speechless. But here goes.... finally. Gorgeous, amazing body and curves, sexy as the dickens, seductive as hell......body, the gaze of her eyes and purrhaps naughty mind ;) .... brilliant, fun, funny and by cracky she loves to play nekkid !!!! I arrived into town late afternoon before the social and this beautiful lady welcomed me to town and showed me exactly why I keep coming back and why I think she is soooooo awesome !! I believe we were sorta fashionably late getting to social ? and and and I burnt so many calories I cancelled my gym membership when I got home ........ Fit as a fiddle now. Till January or March or both when I return. I also had the unexpected and unplanned pleasure of her company Saturday night ! a work break for me....a study break for her ..... Hot tub, sauna, no pants pizza party, movie and...................... For you fellas (and gals ;) ) that have met Kat.....spending time with her is soooooo much fun..... and orgasmic to say the least :) For those that haven't. You must experience time spent with Kathryn ! From the wise words of Nike (not Tiger) ......Go see her "Just Do It" !!!! Good times .. Thx Kathryn for the memories. xox Memories to be continued ................

New note to self in my Iphone for march visit - "Bianca - easy" ;) Ha

I don't get too Xmasy leading up to Christmas. Christmas day is all about family :) But December 24th I reserve for my friends and more distant family than immediate. Every year I tour the community with my brother and we visit, and we laugh and we have a toddy or two or serveral and enjoy friendship and reminiscing. Love it. Sometimes too late at night but sometimes it is the only time you see some folks. We all have family....but.....What is life without friends ? They are included in my Christmas spirit. Merry Xmas Peeps !!

Why did it take me so long to pronounce "mere facilitators" ? ;) That French ? I shall slang that up to "tator tots" MB slang. Anyhoooooo....you cats set the date and we will cum !!! I mean nevermind none of that in a public frickin place by cracky !!!! March works for me or February or January or I can be an April fool for that matter :) Without you boys there isn't a social. In my experience as an organizer .....tooooo soon means you "have to do it" ....as opposed to..... "want to do it" :) Cheers.

For you Katherine I shall sing "Ohhhhh Holy Nightie" I sing it very good cause I wrote it .....just now ;)

Congrats Brad ! I always enjoy reading you posts. ! respectful but fun!

Holy Hooters !!! and Merry Boobness :) Now wasn't that a party. !!!!!!!!! Thanks fellas for a wonderfully planned event. You ladies all looked sooooooooo gorgeous. Thanks for being you and for keeping the blood flowing like it is supposed to.....to all the right places. It was great to meet friends and meet some new ones. Gals and guys. Look forward to the next one. Happy Holidays Peeps !! Now back to my coffee, advil and visions of boobs on the back of my eyelids....motorboat, motorboat, motorboat ;) Coulda been the whisky....mighta been the gin......

Yes....that's what all of my dates say.... NEVAR !!! hehe But darn it .... I am good enough and I am smart enough and dog gone it people like me ;)

Good point .... When I walk up to your desk and say "Miss Catra. Can you please......? " and notice your eyes are rolled back, and you are licking your lips and moaning....I would just think you are "special" ;)

Name calling Today I thought I would try and collect some bills that were 90 days plus past due. Pretty easy going fella I am and shit happens. Make arrangements for the New Year in January sometime. BUT I got called a "shrewd fucktard" Honestly ... use big boy words. I laughed my ass off and had to end the conversation cause I couldn't quit laughing. Not good for business.... jaysus man..... I guess I will deal with that another day.

Awesome news Dog !!!! Heart is on the mend ! AND...You'll be eatin bacon again soon ! oink oink .... and you haven't remarried yet ;) PS....I suspect you didn't tell the cardiologist dude you were meeting a young woman later for tea and strumpets. Kinda like taking a driving test and telling the instructor I am going to crank up the tunes and drive 185 once I pass this test :) hehe