LeeRichards

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SURPRISE KATHERINE !!! But Precisely !! In your hotness Katherine that burlap bag falls apart and turns instantly into a shexy skirt and nipple tassles. Do the Xmas Hula baby YEAH !!! hehe ;)

Lee took it.... Skill testing question 34+69-69+69-69+69-69 = ?? Never known for my high marks ;)

I am doing sorta like RG is .... except I am NOT answering the phone today .... and I am ignoring my co-workers texts But I am however phone sexting and twexting on twitter ;) Much more fun. Doesn't pay the bills....but much more fun :)

I don't see it at this point ..... but I shall drink a couple more beers and then it might be there..... ;)

Happy Birthday ! Hope you had a grrrrrrrrreat day.

Part of the joy for me Kylie is that I do want to hear from the wonderful ladies I see :) and Many I do ...Still no strings attached. Random and fun is good.....I get enough birthday wishes. but must be understood between the parties. If it is by email I will get it in a month. Regardless of the way of contact, un-written rules and exceptions. I have always looked at it as if I get caught....I get caught. I made my choices in this lifestyle, and chose whom I wanted to see, how we were in contact, and if I made a bad choice and shit hits the fan . Look in the mirror Lee. Start there.

Who made this list ? Honestly ??!!! Why wasn't that # 1 on the list ? ;) Seriously

Happy Birthday AreJayell !! Have a good one .

I must email Hot Wheels corporation and explain that if you are going to upsale upsale an outfit like that.....the zipper must go alllllll the way down to the cameltoe !! Don't think Einstein worked for Hotwheels ;)

I probably replied to this already....oh well I used to go out ....get drunk and or laid. That of course leads to sleeping with someone, then moving in together and then divorce So after that I went back to getting drunk and or getting laid. That lead to marriage and having kids and separation negotiations in progress. Now I get a RMT massage every 3 weeks faithfully and drive to Brandon, Winnipeg or Regina or Saskatoon to de-stress with our awesome Cerb ladies and fly to Ottawa 3 or 4 times a year to de-stress once again with our awesome Cerb ladies and then get run over by crazy drivers and fly home. Not safe but simple ;)

Congrats Cato ! and Cheers to Five Years !!! :chug:

Awwww Yay pampering is good !!! Very original names but Mani and Pedi must be really nice guys Vitto ! ;) What salon they work at ?

Glad you had a great time :) Not naïve but new to this !!! You just set foot in to an amazing world ! Enjoy the ride luvtopoon.

I agree with RNC .... Cleo and Kathryn are a dream team I had the pleasure to meet. Cat and Kat Purrrrrrrfect. New plan now Update will first Then visit...... Nat, Cat, Kat and Gia. Probably die but go to heaven.

Apparently I am doing it all wrong....

Idiot is a little harsh....;) That is a good one I must say !! Now ..... where the hell did I just put my frickin laptop ??? !!!! Wait ! I am typing on it ....... My bad..... ;)

When a supa hot girl that you admire from afar....that makes fellas envious ..... comes across the room and talks to you..... you make chit chat .... and very coooooly lean back against the wall....and take a sip out of your drink.....with a cigarette in your mouth !!!!! Where did she go ?? ;) This is why you shouldn't smoke in public places...honestly

..... Withdrawn. I hijacked. Oops.

Now Mr. Realnicehat .... you must clarify benefits....what are you paying for ? Like fun benefits ? Like uncomplicated sex purrhaps ? Uncomplicated stress relief ....AKA orgasms for both parties hopefully...BOOM oh yeah baby ? Uncomplicated mutual spontaneous uninhibited crazy assed "let's fuck like the world is ending tomorrow" orgasmic sex ? Uncomplicated fun and laughter ? Uncomplicated cuddles ? Uncomplicated conversation......or uncomplicated dinner out and drinks ? Uncomplicated friendship perhaps ? Stuff like that ? The uncomplicated list of fun can be endless ? Yeah Okay..... Now I understand what you are sayin :) I joined Cerb 3 1/2 years ago. It was FREE !! Cerb wasn't free at all !!! haha But God Damn the best damn ride EVAR, friends and benefits abound, and I don't feel like I am outta the gate yet ! ............. Keep it simple. FWB doesn't work. I suppose I could have said I just agreed with you :icon_eek: Silly me....

Congrats on 1000 ! I very much enjoy reading your posts ! Whether it be helpful and insightful posts, funny posts or naughty posts ;) Ohhhh behave.....

"Peaceful Easy Feeling" by the Eagles Always makes me smile and chillaxes me :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imhDevlc9OM

This is what my abs might look like ..... except envision the six pack shaped like six Bud Light beer cans ;)

Congrats on 500 older guy ! Great posting :)