LeeRichards

Long time member and a professional ... Why ask this question on Cerb ? Messenger eh ? Kinda like stirrin the chilli to me

N is for Nibbling and Nipples and nibbling on nipples N stuff like that

I asked Old Dog if he though she would give you a recco big guy. This was his thoughts about what her reply likely would be when asked if she had a good time with you and if she would give you a recco .....

Hi Peeps. My Iphone is pretty much toast....well it's fucked !!! Sooooo heading to the city Friday for a new phone AGAIN. They love me at that store. I have the Samsung Galaxy S4 eyed up :) Any of you folks say Yay or Nay ?? or have some advice for other smartphones that have been stellar. Thanks in advance for any help you can give me !!!

Well Phaedrus finally made it back from his walkabout and this was his only story from the 2013 version of Woodstock.....

Well Yay ! Sexy pants Kerri is a cumin :) You might not recognize me since we last met Kerri. I have lot 2 lbs and have 3 more grey hairs ..... or three less dark hairs I suppose might be more accurate. Look for me under the mistletoe all night kissin all the girls .... 35 of them I hope !! MKOL also definitely allowed ;) Hope my date isn't the jealous type ? hehe and my two wifey's too. Awww I better just behave I guess ...... Can't wait. Gonna be fun !!

Where's my mojo ? I had it just a second ago but think I just misplaced it. It better be frickin with me when I get in that room !! Is my zipper done up ? I can't look cause that would be embarrassing if I was looking when she answered the door !!! Do I look fat in these pants ?

Why oh why oh why oh why oh why would you start a thread then if it never ever concerns you ?? I saw the title of the thread and went "Oh my fucking god" ! Here comes the minute meter shit again. Discussion threads are good. Let us have a valid reason however. Just my opinion of course.

I seem to be having this flu symptom at work today ......

Contracts in this case have their place. My contract Gabby is written on my penis. It is blurry and hard to read tho until fully erect and then purrrfectly legible. I can leave a pen in my undies if you like to sign ?? but my preference is an oral contract however ;) I do very much like to orally review contracts for long periods of time myself until they are orally orgasmed. Another phrase I use for legally binding.... I am a farmer oil rigger and stuff...not a lawyer. What do I know.....

15 minutes eh ? Shoe laces in a knot - 30 seconds Zipper stuck !!!! Fuck !!!!! How long is this gonna take ? Tic toc Tic toc....What to do ......what to do ????? Gotta be back to work in 25 minutes damnitt !!! Can't be workin with ripped open zipper and the horsey hanging outta the barn now can we ? Connundrum Hehe Silly but could happen ?? Hour and half minimum less than the time frame I like to spend but to each his own. When I get older in a couple years or so and I might not be sure where I am after fifteen minutes it might be a good idea tho. ;)

Happy Birthday Birdboy !! Hope your day has been fantabulous !

Happy Birthday Pete !! I am most sure you have a play date plan in place to celebrate ;) Don't forget your birthday suit !!! hehe Have a good one.

2099 X 2. That's my answer :) That would be 2099 x 2 boobs and I don't have my calculator. It would be over 500 I think...... How many nipples would that be ?? Just surmising and typing and shit here ? ;) Congrats Miquelon !!!! Good Times and keep em cumin !!!

Nope . Don't agree. Nationality yes !!! I agree doesn't matter!!! . When nationality seems to be changing day to day be wary IMO Don't go visit on "looks and looks alone"..... more importantly

Very nice post Nat :) Me ? I would say that "I am exactly the same guy I was before I visited an SP the first time and continue to do so happily. I have many regrets in life but never a second thought or regret as to being a client and a friend. Life is still good as good as good can be :) "

What do I think ? I haven't experienced a "top booker" yet. and I hate the word "better". Age is a nothing but a number damien709.

Lee's long wavy curly hair ..... last seen in the eighties ;) Anyone seen it ? I would like it back. Not grey either. Blonde like it was :)

Alotta beer, bacon and carbs. Tipping back the beer works the biceps. White bread was making me fat so switched to rye bread but just eat more of it. Slap on some processed cheese and processed meat and make a dagwood. Heavy sandwich is like a small weight lift. Using my legs on my recliner to kick it down when my beer is empty or need some potato chips gives my legs a workout. right hand gets some work when I flip the lever for the recliner. ahhh Left hand works the remote and I have a very strong thumb. Other than that I work an average 12 hours a day and love my recliner when I get home ! Hockey season too :)

I am expecting them !! or offering a suggestion to a top notch baker ;) If I made them they would be topless .... and there is no nudity ....right ? Plus I can't bake worth a shit so the boobs probably wouldn't be uniform shape or one bigger than the other or something... probably have three nipples maybe ............ I dunno....

Happy Birthday !! Have a fab day ...

I can't give you a top 5 OP but I can concur with what the boys below said. I have met Emily many times and always have an amazing time !!!! :) She is bright, vibrant, beautiful, sexy as the dickens and looks lllllllllllovely in lingerie !!! mmm hmmmm Yes yes she does. She's coming your way so go see her !!

Not sure if this recipe uses your not- so - secret - anymore ingredient .... vaginal extract Mr T ? But kind of an Xmasey type of cupcake don't you think ? ;)

Ouch. NOOOOO ! Sorry I am busy that day next year. I'll be making sure that nothing sharp or no fricking laser beams go anywhere near my bits and pieces !!!! But it certainly has its importance in the world for sure !!!! Just not mine.