LeeRichards

Haha. Well it could be romantic I suppose if u had some wine, dimmed the lights and put candles on your Hoover ?? ;)

Happy Happy Birthday !!!! Behave ! ...... but only if you want too ;)

Darn... I use rifles not pistols But do you make these Kay ? I like beer ;) a lot. A full one at all times on each hip would be perfect !!

Better late than never but Hope you had a fantabulous birthday and treated yourself !!!

Oh my !!!!!! Sorry to hear about the injury and pain big guy :( but glad you had a good time !!! By the sounds of the good time you had.... lucky you didn't dislocate your pecker !!!! ;) Now what's her name and number ? I need my left knee fixed anyways !!!! hehe sometimes laughter and a joke can dull the pain for a moment ? I hope ?

I have the nuts...... on the way to the store for tomatoes right pronto Vitto !!!!! ;)

My take on it ... A ladies private section is very valuable and provides safety among the ladies....cause they realllllly need it !!!! unfortunately.......and maybe even supports comradarie and soothes the atmosphere among the ladies working side by side in the industry ....I don't know...just surmising. Worst case a guy might not get his rocks off with a certain chosen provider or several maybe. Life goes on. A private section among the boys has the potential to destroy reputations and careers and livelyhoods of the ladies and in some cases their kids wellbeing. Even if moderated that sometimes will not and cannot prevent irreputable damage IMO. Life doesn't just go on and heartbreak and hard times can be involved..... Use the PM system and recco's fellas status quo is my opinion. That's all I got.

I liked your post fine sir ! The important part !! But I am silly and from Manitoba and have been called a "jackass" from time to time to time to time to time !!!!! often What do I have to do to be called an "asshat" ?? hahahaha andddddd ...... hijack be gone !!!!! over and out good buddy. 10/4 cya on the flipside

Apparently my sperm missed this memo. I have eaten so much bacon over the years I envision my sperm doing the backstroke while eating bacon sandwiches for lunch and then having a nap. nope not the case.... And I have an adorable 2 year old son that just happened to unexpectedly bless my life :). He loves bacon too !!

(oh oh !! ) Absotutely !!!! (One wifey is gonna be there !!) It wouldn't be an Ottawa social until (what is my date gonna think ?? Trouble ?? ) a fella from Manitoba met his wife from Newfoundland for the first time !!!!!! Right ?? ;) Look forward to meeting you sexy pants ! and many others folks. I will be perched right under the missletoe Savannah !!! Fellas please pass by the missletoe wide to the right .... thx

Why Yes Gen !! I believe you stole that text from the 10 commandments perhaps. ? Ya can throw all of the top Geniuses in the world in a think thank and they won't get around that rule ;)

Nope ... not an illusion for me. A necessary, ongoing, everyday and very very happy part of my complicated life :) Clothes on or clothes off it is all about simple fun and awesome times for me. I do my best to let the ladies chillax and be themselves. Mutual fun rocks !!!! The first time a lady asks me to take the garbage out or I ask her what's for supper then promptly after some spankings I will suspect I am being dilusional and file for a Cerb divorce ;)

I certainly understand your need for caution. In my experience however I haven't met a lady yet that doesn't want me to call or text ? from my cel phone preferable cause my land line doesn't reach the hotel parking lot ;)

Ya mean this won't work OD ? "Hi boss .... um I accidentally swallowed 40 ozs of rum, 12 beer, a few shots of something, haven't had any sleep and I am suffering discomfort as well from an 8 hour erection.... I just can't come to work .... I am sick" Ya can try this one I suppose ..... "Sorry boss it is Friday the 13th and I better stay home because Jason might get me" ???

C = Creedence Clearwater Revival Fortunate son

Drive Inn Movies Purrrhaps a Bond movie on Friday night and triple header Traci Lords / Ginger Lynn porn on Saturday night ;) Ahhhhh the memories ......... I miss my van :( and bed in the back :( Oh ya and the drive in movie theatres .......

Happy Birthday !! Hope you have a fantabulous day and treat yourself !

I would never ever ever ever EVAR come to this event in 100 years !!!! But if it is Thursday, December 12th, 2013 well then ya I will be there. Flight booked and stuff....seeing that I am in town may as well ... right ??? ;)

Christine the first problem I see here is the "NO" !!! No to Cheez Whiz ? Honestly I am verklempt here ? ;) I didn't take it personally ... no worries at all there. I honestly truly admired your comments as I always do but also got a chuckle from it too for my own silly reasons... Ooops. Sometimes I just shouldn't reply on a serious thread me thinks You like peanut butter then ?? hmmm ??

Well in 2013 my favorite cities were Ottawa and Toronto / Sauga . The scenery there was orgasmic !! There was a tall tower, a parliament building thingie, some flowers I think and Alotta boobies and bums and ......... well other stuff !!!!!!!! ;) 2014 ... Where to go ? What shall I see ? ;) Ohhhhhh I must travel lots cause I do luvvvvvvv beautiful scenery !!!! hehehe

A plane ticket . And this time I am actually gonna use the frickin thing !! Ha

Happy Birthday Miquelon ! Hope you had an awesome day !

TEXT YOU ! NEVAR ! What's your number sweetie ? Wait nevermind.... it is in your avatar there Christine ;) I had to chuckle when I read that comment. I did and do text a lot....apparently randomly ? A time waster perhaps but I do show up eventually damnitt :) I like to get to know a lady before I meet if possible and vice versa .... makes for a more chillaxed first meeting and follow up dates. I won't ask you if you give bbbj .... that's for you to know and for me to find out .... but I might ask you if you like Cheez Whiz ! My kinda girl .... but I have had equally good experiences with ladies who keep communication to short and sweet bookings. Go with the gut....Less relaxed perhaps....nervous as fuck actually on first visits for me !! ha But once you meet it is smiles, laughs and shagging and stuff :) Life is good . VJ has discussed the language barrier here and the shorter correspondence. Just the way some gals do business too. Very common and understandable. I was nervous as fuck crossing that bridge to see her first time ! Now I bounce quickly over that bridge on my penis like a pogo stick !! haha ;) Anyhooooooo I do respect your guidelines and parameters ladies .... this thread perhaps opened my eyes a tad bit as to how I operate moving forward. Ramblings from Friendly Manitoba

Got laid ! Been awhile... Went BOOM ! YAY !!! ;)

I have had the pleasure of spending plenty of verrrry memorable time with our wonderful ladies. I have yet to meet one that didn't expect payment up front ? Ever ! If the time came that I had to actually worry about that or ask them if it is OK to pay them when my boots are back on at the door ..... I shall quit.