LeeRichards

C = Cock a diddle you ;)

Congrats Luxe !! Keep em comin shexy !

Haven't been around much lately..... but glancing at the thread here ..... a joke isn't gonna be taken as a joke by you at the moment WriteOn . I pay too!! But I feel happy and awesome and have met some really amazing ladies !! I don't remotely feel deprecated ........

Haha Yay ! Nothing like a good old Fox hunt :) In this case OTown style ! I have been told I belong in a sanctuary anyways so may as well be yours ! ;). You have padded walls ? B there soon as Possible ! Bring my silverness and my weapon !!! for the hunt

How's about a frolicking silver fox ? That interest ya ? Hmmm ? ;). I could be a cub but that would involve role play :)

My rates are free for the ladies and are all inclusive too !!!!! Now let me find you a place to sit ! ;) the possibilities are endless ..... Many people say I have a very open mind ! ?? ! or mindless ?? Whatever they mean by that ? ;)

Just wrapping it up work job one two and three !!! and taking a few days off FINALLY :) So fuck it I say.... I am gonna go get some action tomorrow ..... it's been awhile Sooooooo if you folks in the East or you folks in the West see a pretty young lady on top of the CN Tower or the Calgary Tower I blew !! Got some sexual buildup happen here ;)

It's NHL hockey season !!!!! Game on ! oops .... Pausing for a commercial break already for lingerie football....be right back ;) So been crazy busy lately but starting to find some time. Anyone interested in a season hockey draft just for shits and giggles ? Oops hang on commercial while we clean the ice ...... Anyhooo.... Yes I know this is not the purpose of Cerb to run a hockey draft ! But its fun ..... maybe we cheer for the same team ? Maybe I HATE YOUR TEAM. !!!! Rivalry perhaps ? It would be .... ooops just wait I gotta change a diaper Simple and fun and just fun ..... Hang on ..... Don Cherry's talking .... his jacket is LOUD ! Okay folks ..... I would like to do this and think it would be fun. Nothing complicated at all just pick your players out of a box with a few groups of 5 comparable most likely. Something like that. Soooooooo let me know :) If a fella wins they get to sleep with Shakira .... I haven't checked with her yet but I am sure it is just A Okay ! and if a lady wins I don't snore ;) Really I don't !!! And........ when I am not cheering for the Flyers I am cheering for the ......... Goooooooooooooooo ..... Up to you folks :)

Wowzers !!! That's HOT girls ! However I would never want to experience a reverse body slide ? ! said "NOBODY EVER " !!! EVAR ! Gotta get me some :) Just need oil and a girl ? ;) and Ottawa

Well I would read the ad and go..... hmmmm...she has a reason for this and perhaps there is a particular experience that has caused her to reign in and focus on her preferences on who she wants to meet or she is racist woman. Either way I would promptly move on and forget about that shit because it is her life and I don't fit in to her life preferences obviously. Cause I am white.

Ya Whatever !! I luv it :D Fits purrrrfectly....

Poo Pourri

I believe it was Phaedrus who recommended this duo for mmf ? Careful where you insert penis tho ..... one prick and partner be gone ..... ;)

Ohhhh baby you girls are making me randy !!!!! Okay soooo. Lee .... being me ... is the "bad boy" ;) bad bad boy Passion you are the "bad cop" in a proper female police attire of course of short black skirt, black top and showing lots of cleavage :) bad bad cop ... frisk me baby Chantal you are my "sexy but bad lawyer" haha In proper lawyer attire of once again of a short skirt, tight top and cleavage please :D no undies either (be sure to drop your pencil and pick it up ) bad bad lawyer ... and Taylor ... You be the "sexy but very bad judge" ! May I suggest an open judges robe, black lace bra, sitting at your judges table with your legs slightly spread but still closed enough to tease me ?? (like basic instinct ?) ;) Then you girls punish the bejesus out of me because I am a BAD BAD BOY !! GUILTY !!!! hehehe

Aha !!! That explains the confused kitty ! He now goes B B Beow purr. Woof. Phttt phtttt

Congrats and I always enjoy reading your thoughtful posts !!

Your a farm boy like me Cometman . You got vice grips or water pump pliers ? Fix ya up in a hurray ! or ..... I suppose penicillin works too ;) Sucky and hope ya get that fixed up soon big guy !!

Hows about Angus ? ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSEY4vIaIp4

Our Watch Cat !!! No No No !!!!!! Not you Katherine !!! ;) It's Notch Johnson I think !!!

--coughs-- ahem. excuse me. Well I realllllllly want into her pants too !!!! Let's work together Nat ...... you from the front and me from the back..... I reach around and unbutton rubbing up against her, you unzip gazing into her eyes, I slide her pants down a bit from the back, then you a bit from the front and sooooo on slowly until mmm mmm mmm all the way to the floor. I slide them off one leg and you the other..... ;) oopsies we must get the undies now Nathalie.... You want the frontside or the backside ?? ;)

On a second date now that you have broken the ice .....do you ?? A. On an early morning visit walk up to her window like a rooster and go "Cock a diddle you" ? B. On an evening visit walk up to her window and hoot like a horny owl ? "Hoo Hoo Hooters " ? C. Open with something like ...."Knock knock.... My name is Lee. Remember me ( That rhymes ...right ?) I have a package for you" ? D. "Hi I missed ya ! Can I have a hug . I need a hug" E. Almost in trouble there....forgot how to spell "E" for a second ;) anyhooooooooo F. "Did you see my penis photo ? You like ? No wait you HAVE seen it.... We really should get married before we shag a second time" !! ;) Ya I got nuttin..... Probably played this game wrong

I suppose you could look at it that way Mr G.. Twitter more so however. Except I hate "dis-like" facebook. I also haven't flown to 4 or 5 different cities or driven hours to see ladies I really want to meet and have fantabulous times with because of facebook or social boards. Probably because if I friend you on facebook you girls probably won't show me your boobs there ;) Cerb has sure done good by me even if the ship has sailed. It tis what it tis. Sounds like times a change.

Soooo folks.......when you look at this gif .... what pops into your head first ? 1:) This chick can't dance ? 2:) I like the blue and red and white bikini ! Wonder where she bought that ? 3:) Nice rack ! 4:) Nice rack and she can dance like the dickens ! 5:) That rack sure looks awesome in blue and red and white ! 6:) Put some clothes on !! 7:) Oh my good Lord Jesus I want you NOW ! 8:) Is she a true blonde ? 9 :) and finally .... what's her sign I wonder ? Cheers.