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    Yup I did.... just last night ...... Caddyshack !! Now that is one smart freakin gopher :)
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    This should get ya some ;)
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    I understand the concept of what you are saying......but There are thousands of members on here Thumper. We come from all walks of life with different personalities. Writing recco's does not suit the comfort levels of some hobbyists or words don't flow well from some. Respect that. Also keep in mind that some members come here to message or chat with ladies directly to get to know them, have fun and at the end of the day book dates and get nekkid as a Jaybirds...... and rarely read reccos. I am one of those guys. I do leave a tip or do something generous in my own little way.
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    Short and sweet .... Work within your budget. A good clientele base does not come from giving deals. It comes from giving good quality service...or... simply having good folks to deal with .. or an awesome combination of the two and don't shop at Walmart......that's a frickin zoo there...seriously !! don't go there .... ;)
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    Dats my team. Stanley Cup for sure this year !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If not .....next year ..... but this year should be the year.....
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    & Pose..

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    Gorgeous pic ! Luv it :)
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    Just picked up Ruffles chips, dill pickle dip and I already had the bottle of Jack Daniels to go with it. It's paperwork and billing night in my office baby !!! and a tad bit of sharing absolutely nothing important on Cerb apparently ;) NOT good time management .......
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    Toasted rye bread Butter Thinly sliced Cracker Barrel cheddar cheese ... its gotta melt all gooooey baby Bacon .... lots of bacon ... get it while its hot :) More cheese ...... mmmmmelted cheese Fresh garden tomatoes Dash of salt and pecker and voila !!!! the best sandwich ever Then repeat .................. X 2 Then take your cholesterol checks a few days after that ...... not today later on or tomorrow either ..... best wait a bit. ps.... Velveeta cheese is pretty gosh darn yummy on this delicious unit too !!!
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    You scrub your brain and I shall scrub your labia ....... Deal ? ;) and yessss....apparently due to budget restraints...Rogers has gone back to using birds for signal instead of satellite signal....... thus.... they have a flapping problem. Birds be sick :( can't flap today No wait ! That is for cel service flapping problem ! Rigggght !! R You having landline problems Chanel ? I will pop on over and deal with that flapping problem and shouldn't take more than 2 days .... ish but by cracky I will be there till the job is done !!! Disclaimer .... I am just the flapper fixer guy....If your phones do not work after I leave ... contact the phone company.....not on your phone cause it doesn't work.....use somebody else's phone.....
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    Happy Happy Birthday Isabella !!! I hope you had a most awesome day like you deserve !! xo
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    and he puts down his binoculars .......
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    Respectful to All ? actually RG makes fun of me a lot....I mean a lot... fishing stuff.....he thought it was a joke and he was being funny ? He made me cry even !!! ..... with laughter ;) hehe Anyhooo you are good people Mr Mighty Excaliber. I like you ya likeable fella ya. Keep on posting even if you aren't the jokester. Keep smiling :)
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    Bikini Season

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    Fits "like a glove" And looking to see if her bits n pieces are covered ;)
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    If ur gonna splurge sexy pants....... go BIG and double up a double double !!!!! ;)
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    Absolutely !! That's why I do business there ;) My common sense voice in my head says do business in Alberta ! My horny devil voice in my head says do business in Ottawa area ..... He won !!! ha Of course if you add in a good lookin, sexy, fiery redheaded travelling lady into the mix it just heats OTown up even MORE !! ;) Emily has entered the building !! hehe Sounds like everyone had a blast !!!! Fantastic. It's always good to unwind and chillax and socialize from time to time :) Kudos to the organizers who put in all the hard work !
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    Thx OD !! I am on top of things here and I have no doubt you will be doing your best to take care of the fine folks there I do indeed like A LOT !!! I have no doubt there will be 30 ladies and 60 boobies that will be in very good hands as long as you are around !! ;) Thanks everyone that made comments below too. It's all good here. Have fun tonight. Organizers you did a most awesome job and I hope you are able to relax and have fun tonight !! and apparently dry out for a few days afterwards. So maybe on Sunday you can go to a meeting stand up and say "Hi.... We are Mr. T, Loneskater and Spud....and we are Cerb social organizers / taste testers and we are now alcoholics ! " ;) hehehe
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    Well folks.... I am sad to say that I did not make it to Ottawa today. Just before I was about to check in to Westjet I got the call that my two young kids and my parents were in a car accident. The were T-boned by a truck. It is a miracle considering the circumstances there were not serious injuries or fatalities. I just brought my little girl home from the hospital bruised up but okay !!! My mother is bruised up and father and my son are fine. My 4 1/2 year old daughter just said ...."I am OK now daddy....you better go to Ottawa I will be just fine " I teared up but couldn't leave ! Too cute. Just sitting watching her sleep now :) So anyways I wish you all a fantabulous time tonight !!! Hopefully I will still see some of you in a week or two when I reschedule my trip to your fine city !!! Take care peeps ! PS ..... I guess the Xmas social it is !!! Plus there is missletoe at that one and 30 hot chicks !!! grrrrrrrr baby grrrrr ;)
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    Absotutely !!!!! Boobs ! Roughly 30 x 2 ....... give me a minute here..... that would be 60 boobs !!!!!!!! Bye the bye.... I had my orange glasses lifted from the last social..... you have another pair OD ? The girls will never know I am lookin when I got those bad boys on........... and I feel I look somewhat distinguished with them sitting up on my forehead when trying to look........ well distinguished !! ha
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    I work. When I am not working at job 1 I work at job 2 or job 3. Then sneak in a little ball, hockey, or curling. I don't stop moving till I sleep. Unless there is a Flyers hockey game them I take a little break here and there in my ohhhhh so comfy recliner ;) I eat well and healthy and keeeeeep busy. Works for me. Problem is I drink Allotta frickin beer and tad bit of wine so is that healthy ? ;) Ah well fuck it. Ya gotta have one vice in life.....
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    Holy Shit I say !!! I just saw this ! 3000 eh ? Well now Kath I doooooooooooooooo plan on shagging forever ! You busy right now ? Wait .... forgot my penis doesn't reach to Ottawa from S Manitoba. But be there soon enough tho ! lol Anyhoooooo to celebrate I would love to have 3000 kisses from you shexy shexy Cerb gals and 3000 beers from you generous Cerbie fellas ;) That would be really cool me thinks.............. When I get to 5000 I want all of you ladies to ride me ...... I mean in my Shaguar :) grrr baby grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Silliness aside..... Thanks folks !!!! You all rock :D
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    WRONG ANSWER ! Lellow not my color Lellow not my color !! fine then ... I will dress as Big Bird in my finest yellow Big Bird outfit, look all inconspicuous and stuff and sit and eat all of your YELLLOW brownies then ;) ps.... could you bring me a rum and coke from time to time please. thx
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    Finn Finn Finn. Be serious now. You can't actually retire until you Fuck The Police. I have personally been searching western Canada for this Occifer with the odd dip into Eastern Canada...sorry to invade your territory my fine sir :( Now it is your job to find this sexified naughty Occifer .... and continue on across, back and forth and up and down eastern Canada on our mission. Along the way tell some jokes :)))))) ;) Laughter is good for the soul for all of us !!
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    Yes yes it is ! Here is a link to his new video to build your VERY OWN boat like his !!! ....he has a higher more feminine voice than I had pictured ?? ..... oh well He probably won't talk to me now anyways ;) He once told me to go get a sense of humor...... pffffffft
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    Come on, ladies, Don't all rush at once. If you're not wet from just looking at it, I guarantee you'll be dripping after a five minute ride. Guaranteed. Lee guarantees it too, and will even pull (you) out when he thinks you're wet enough. Woooo hoooooooooooo ..... guaranteed or your money back !!!! Just like the "Slap Chop" as seen on TV ..... we have that there "Wet Couch" as seen at FB BBM lodge and.....If you can last five minutes you are goin to the bottom of the pond On a side note... if you are lookin for RG.... Roaming guy was spotted here........... Then here .... and here after his last fishing trip ... proud fella I bet
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    Questions eh ? Welllllllllll Alllllllrighty then..... I got some dooozies What color are your brownies Mr T ? are they brown ? After 1 PM how long does it actually take you to get to the location ? What time does the bar open ? Where is the closest stable to book in my donkey for the night ? Am I gonna get hit by a car again when I cross the street after the social ? I am from the boonies. Due to there being 60 people are there lots of outhouses ? I pee Alotta when I drink Allotta ;) too much info there Will there be boobies there and if so am I allowed to look at them ? Not touch....LOOK ? If not do you supply sunglasses ? Been a loooong trip .... all I got left clean is my Mankini .... can I wear that ? Do you have Club beer there ? I hear it is always cold and old. and finally ..... Will you still allow me in the door ? ;) hehehe
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