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LeeRichards

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  1. Well Raven....at your request I checked out your pics..... I would never do that otherwise ;) I can't determine and answer the fruit question however....not good at that.....but I will say I love love your curves, you are very sexy and I want to eat you !!!! Speaking of fruit......I myself have a banana with two kiwi's below....that seem to be getting bigger and turning blue lately ?? ;)
  2. Well..... unless there is a sticky note attached to the nipple saying ... "don't play with these tits" then IMO.....ALL BOOBS ARE BEST FOR PLAY :) Yay boobies !! Hip hip horray.
  3. Hmmm R ... would have to be ... Ride the Clitoris-saurus
  4. Getting ready for a road trip to Otown baby ! Gonna get nekkid at a social. Wait that isn't allowed ? Going to dance at a social. Wait I can't dance ? Going to drink, party, drink, visit, drink, laugh and flirt a bit or allotta ;) That I can do :) :chug: If you ladies notice I am peaking at your bum.....it probably was indeed intentional. Oh my bad. I am all packed. Shorts, sandals, jeans, tshirts, undies, hat, sunglasses, speedo .... Check ! One Swedish made penis enlarger ..... Check ! Cya for lunch tomorrow Ottawa ! Oh ya....must find a date for din din tomorrow .....Check !
  5. Thoughts are with you big guy !! You will beat this. You have too many ladies to see yet and lots more golf balls to hit in the bush in this lifetime Mr. !!
  6. Note to self .... When I pop by to see Meg don't be tooooo loud when she is playing my flute .... Disrupt the neighbourhood and stuff. ;). Oh oh
  7. Lol That's not Spanish is it ? ;) Well I hope you are gouing to show me a fabtastuc time Vitto !!!! hehe my bad See you folks soon. Should be fun :D
  8. Awesome ! But instead of getting pissed off ya shoulda just shmoked a big fatty and watched the fly buzz around and giggled for 3 hours ! Then killed it. ;). That's what Cheech woulda done .....
  9. Why yes Kat !! Outdoor activities like sex in a pool , sex on a hill , or sex on a slope ;). Silly me. I forgot those ones
  10. Well I work most of the time but that doesn't keep me fit tho...... when I am not working I drink allotta beer, JD or rum and coke and I like my dagwood sandwiches with white bread. !! So when I feel the need to stay fit.... I drink only light beer, consider diet coke for mix ... but can't do it captain, and buy a loaf of whole wheat bread for my sandwiches instead of that bad bad white bread. Sometimes I will walk to the store for my bread. Look at me go !! ;)
  11. Welcome to Cerbland sexy pants !!!! Enjoy and I look forward to bumping into you around here . And who knows. Maybe purrhaps there could be a Cleo-Clava duo in the future on one of my OTown / TO trips. ;) a different kind of bumping into ......
  12. I have a few pairs of flip flops, sandals, and one pair each of black and brown dress shoes, runners, boat shoes, snowmobile boots, moccasins, hip waders and chest waders (ya never know how deep you are in ... ) and hockey skates :) and my slippers damnitt almost forgot .... God bless my slippers ............
  13. No no no Spud..... lots of time to detox in the next life. I think my liver is rum, Jack Daniels and hops pickled and should last forever now ;) lol
  14. Happy Birthday Emia !!! Hope you get a chance to treat yourself and make it the Big OOOOOO birthday you want ;)
  15. Happy Happy Birthday Raven !! Wishing you a shagadelic day with the odd birthday spank here and there.... ;)
  16. Yay a job !! I am soooo on you like white on rice Katherine !! oops ... I mean you and your furniture !! I am on it !! Wups ! I mean I shall assemble your furniture I think is what you meant ? ;) ps... I think they can spare me... I just checked my calendar and I am free for the rest of 2013 and all of 2014 ...... Additional Comments: IMPOSTER !!!!! My leggings have no yellow in them.....I don't look so very dead sexy in yellow. Nope I don't...
  17. Wow this is a long trip to Otown !! For you non - farm raised folks this is the view you get to look at when travelling by buggy or wagon... Not the type of ass I prefer to look at or type of tail I like either. This particular ass is the ass of a donkey that used to work for Air Canada I do believe ;) Cover Dat Ass I say ! hehehe Ohhh Silly me. No more hijacks. Cya all soon folks and I am flying WestJet baby !!! Be in town in 12 days and 1 hour !! Should be fun :)
  18. Well I definitely don't like any of the Austin Powers movies... nope no way ! or Ace Ventura movies either. uh uh. Scary Movie flicks ?? absolutely not. I have NOT watched these films less that 10 times each .. ;) How's about John Candy and "Uncle friggin Buck" aaaaaaa Classic !!! and Armed and Dangerous, Planes Trains and Automobiles, and The Great Outdoors (big big bear) I have seen at least 10 times Top Gun, Coyote Ugly, Me Myself and Irene, The Rock, and the Fast and Furious movies I will watch whenever they come one too. and of course Debbie Does Dishes is a classic too. You can sport a woody and laugh your ass off at the same time. Cheers its Friday :chug:
  19. Words of caution Emia fish.... RG is a smart and crafty fishermen who may just be luring you into his trap with his "gentlemanly" ways and kind words.... he has no boat right now you see .... so he must find "gentlemanly" ways to get you into his frying pan.....just sayin ...... Anywhooo..... Emiafish you are a great contributor and always having fun. Good on ya !
  20. Not sure what you just said there sexy pants....but my Manitoba translation shall be ..... Pasta with small tomatoes ? and Emma Alexandra for desert ... she is a Caper right ? ;) Sounds yummy !!
  21. Well Nick...when I was a teenager just a mear few years back.... I was NEVER Bratty and the world DID revolve around me :) That's normal right ? For the life of me I can't figure out why I was grounded so often ?? ;)
  22. Sounds like a great plan Pussycat ! I shall book you for the day :) Two fucks a day for us and I shall pass you the toys for the in-between get yourself off times !!! Which is a purrrrfect spectator sport ;) Now let's see....what do we have in Cleo's toybox here ?? Aha... Shall I pass you a wand ?? bzz bzz ..... something made from glass ?? batteries or manual ?? .... heh heh Oh my the visual I am having Cleo ;)
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