LeeRichards

Happy Birthday Megan ! Little late but better late than never and celebrations do tend to last more than one day anyhoo ;) Hope you had an awesome day !!!

Haha....that is plain nasty !!!

Awwww I was thinking after reading "flashed' that it would be boobs not blues ;) That could work too right ? boobs I mean....flashing boobs ?? If not and it doesn't work I suspect you should really be extra polite moving forward :) Be polite and DO NOT grab the cops bum I mean....Just say "boy you have a nice ass officer !!" ;) K I am done now Bianca..... oopsies for the Hijack.

Bake off !! Hell Ya !! but I am hiring Cleo. I love her muffin ;) I shall hire her to put on her baking chapeau and.......Game on Mr T !!! hahaha (if she will still talk to me after this post ? ) As far as me entertaining that would be like watching blooper reels. I am actually a shy guy in large crowds. You might see me hiding in a corner or perhaps under a girls dress ;)

First of all who is this Porter guy? He a Cerb member ? ;) Sooooo New venue.... Is this a BYOB deal or is Mr T bringing the brownies still ? Is there going to be music or do I have to sing SING sing ? Is there lots of room for me to cut a rug ? ..... break a move ? another words side step from too much alcohol ? Will Old Dog have orange glasses for me again so I can look inconspicuous ? Did I spell inconspicuous right ? Do I have to be the designated driver or designated drunk ? If there is any cleavage there can I look at ? or do I check out my shoes for gum and avoid looking at the gorgeous yummy cleavage that I could be looking at if I wasn't looking at my shoes ? Ooopsies Sorry girls.....silly me my bad Should be fun :) We are there for a good time !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IrTvIKlegM

S = Shagadelic baby ! Yeah.....

Happy Birthday to a sweeeet and sexy lady :) Hope you are having a fantabulous day Nat !!! xox

LMAO !!! I spanked the little prick alright and he is dead and down in hell already !!! Haha Now you can sleep easy Bianca !! ;)

Well if you must know I am trying to kill a mosquito in my truck right now that has nine frickin lives !!! Out at work and left my door open for 2 seconds. Wammo !!! One mosquito ! I swat at him like a retard but sure I hit him and he bites me....hit my head few times probably bruised....swing my hat at him once again like a retard sure I hit him and he bites me. & He bites me again :( I say fuck off mr mosquito politely so he bites me again. I prompty now pissed right off get out of the truck and get the raid from my tool box and empty the can in my truck and go for a walk and a shmoke !!! Got back in my truck that smells like ....well Raid.... and he fucking buzzes around and bites me and most likely laughed at me. Fucker K That's all I got right now. Need to regroup here and step this battle up a bit ;)

ah yes.....remind me of old Chinese proverb... Confusious I believe ?? "He going through turnstile with hard on going to Bangkok........but he going through turnstile after just having orgasm NOT going to Bankok but going to Chinese restaurant for "sweet and sour empty balls" and to get fat tummy" ?? ;)

Geez I missed this ! Congrats my fisherman friend !!! You are awesome and we all are lucky to have you hangin your hat around here and sharing your thoughts with us !!! Look forward to many more posts.

I am bringing my baking secret Mistert !!! How did I get that wafer in the Kit Kat bar ?? hmmm ?? ;) I shall reveal that after alllota Jack Daniels shooters !! Meowwwww ..... oops Rawrrrrrr I meant !!!!!! :icon_rolleyes:

Ahah !! We shall coin this Megalicious new dish ....."THE MEGADISH.....a real winner ....I think?" ;) hehe

This one is sooo sweet :) For the guy who likes hugging foreplay..... or ooopsies !!!

Girls you can call me anything you want pretty much :) Except Shirley. For God's sakes don't call me Shirley and maybe not Fatty....perhaps I don't like that either and I suppose not Fucknut or Fuckhead ....those are out too......but Fucker is Ok.... You can say "Hey fucker....I am coming to see you in Manitoba today" haha I tend to use stuff like sexy pants, shexy, Frenchie ( for those it applies to) sweetheart .....stuff like that so if it bothers you please just tell me. Many of you have shared your real name so for those I do like to just use that most times. I find it kind of hinges on the nature of the conversation as to what terms you use ? I personally have never minded anything I have been called to date ! Some ladies have common terms of endearments they use. some have pet names for me, most ladies I have met know my real name and often just use that. Not much bothers this cat and my focus is usually on things other than what you call me ;) grrrrr baby grrrrrrrrrr

Pretty much anything I bought from "As seen on Tv" ads I really do want a Slap Chop though ;) Oh ya and the house I bought from my Grandpa and Grandma that my ex-wife figured she deserved and now owns.... that one I don't regret buying the house ......but regret buying the ex-wife a drink at a social the very first night we met which somehow led to lots of sex and a wedding ring and then no sex and a divorce...haha Apparently what was mine was actually hers !!! missed that memo

Why yes yes there are and I am happy to say I am one of those men !! and if I couldn't afford it I would promptly ask you if you would take a post dated cheque or an IOU written on a block of ice !! ;) hehe and I am kidding :roll:

Hahaha !

Woot ! Happy Birthday Frenchie !!! Have an awesome day :) Sending you 10 virtual birthday spanks right now and the rest in person next visit ;)

Cheers to all you awesome Eastern Coast Peeps !!! :chug: Have a good one !!!!

I have been in far too many boardroom meetings in my lifetime. I hate meetings to be honest !!! I am usually quiet at meetings until there is something I really need to address. Something that fascinates me is this.... There are people that believe they are well respected, powerful and like to hear themselves talk....constantly. When you look around the room there are some people yawning, or checking their phones etc.... until the blowbag is done. Then there are those certain people who remain quiet and pay attention and listen to the meeting and the agenda.....and when they speak up the room goes silent and everyone is listening to them !!!! True respect in my experience needs to be earned in the most part. This is just an example that always comes to mind when the word respect comes up. Respect can come from your knowledge that you retain and share, your work ethic, your ethics and beliefs (business or personal) and so on. On Cerb here.....I respect many many many of you ladies and gents. When you think about it....there are always certain members here that you ALWAYS click on their post when you see their names. Because you respect them and their opinions as they have gained your respect. and I don't mean my posts either !!!!! ha they are silly.

Well Craig. I was once a gigalo and never had one damn client.... but my opinion is $200 for 45 minutes as apposed to 220 for an hour would be honky dory to take under consideration. Offering $200 instead of $220 for an hour would not be quite the same thing.

I am Double Agent Lee 007 !!! I shag awesome and beautiful ladies just like Bond does :) mmm hmmm Sorry if that sounded bad ;) I borrow permanently from the rich and give to the poor. ! I am an International Man of Mystery and I love Alotta Fagina !!! I am also ..... Batman !!!!!! I am sooooo busy