LeeRichards

.... If I really like you on facebook Then I will poke you Which hopefully leads to this kind of poke ....... :hump: But could lead to a facepunch or faceslap me Then you may unfriend me so I will facepalm Followed by an emoticon Then I will :icon_sad: then :aol_poundit: Then start all over again tomorrow ! The end.

Checked my calendar ..... I am doing absolutely sweet F all on Friday the 26th !!! As long as I am home the next day by 6 PM for an important function. Can I make this work I ask myself ??? Boooo probably not.... Awesome news that things have gone so well, you are sold out and I know you will all have a most fantabulous time and tons of fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall send out a door prize Lex and Katherine. Will be in touch. ps... if there is a seat sale that works I shall fly out ..... stuff myself in a very nice envelope and for the lady or ladies ;) that didn't win a door prize they are stuck with me !!! haha Have FUN PEEPS !!!!

Me thinks I shall invent a "tallywacker taser" mandatory for vaginas and rear entry areas of SP,s that offer BBFS. No condom then any pecker with in a foot !!!! SHOCK that tallywacker !!! Try it again the voltage just doubled !! ;)

Nothing works for me.... Popcorn and porn ? Fine wine and sour skittles or sour patch kids ? Shmoke and a panacake ? Telling bad jokes ? Getting you really drunk ? (no I don't do that.... on purpose ;) ) Saying I have "hairy chest like animal" or a "head like Mr Clean" or a goatee that used to have no grey in it ? Nuttin....nuttin works Sooooo I just be myself, whatever that is... and hope like the dickens that it works :)

Well I have had the amazing pleasure of spending time with you Sara on my two trips to OTown. Without clothes on, fully clothed and also with a dress on but with panties missing somehow....somewhere ;) hehe I will never ever forget your awesome personality, zest for life, sense of humor and your LAUGH !!! haha among other things ;) Sincere best wishes with your next stage in life sweetheart ! xoxo ps.... as you move along in your new life....just remember ....never ever EVER "dunk any man's balls in NEET !!! " Just don't do it !!! lol

Welcome to Cerbland Kandice ! You are in the right place. A friendly hello right back at ya !

You are pretty gosh darn cute when you blush Frenchie ;) She's venturing on the road and cummin your way fellas so go see her !! Grrrrrrrrrrreat gal and loves loves loves to have all kinds of fun !!! I couldn't coax her out west and had to pop to Toronto to see her....... so you Eastern fella's are lucky guys. Have a great trip east Malika !! and enjoy her awesomeness fellas ;)

"So this one time I was in Ottawa and I was walking down Bank Street and this 10 inch pink dildo fell from a high rise and hit me in the frickin head !!!! WTF !!!" ..... Had to go to the hospital. The doctor asked me what happened. I told him what happened and he told me to lay off the booze and that I was dillusional. Hahahaaa That's too funny Nicki ! Coulda taken an eye out with that thing.

Congrats Bianca ! Well done sexy pants :)

Congrats Phaedrus !! The fat bastards applaud you ! ;)

Congrats Gabby ! Keep em cumin !

Well for the Mr Clean head I use a Gillette Mach III. I have contemplated using a bic lighter for the rest of my body after watching 40 year old virgin.... It would be done quick with a "woof" and a puff of smoke instead of all that waxing pain and ouch stuff....... Then again that would be silly...

2 big old bags of Ruffles chips and dill pickle dip. Winter is a cumin and I need to fatten up or insulate myself I mean.

Drew Carey of course Dining at the Y ?......DATY ?....or 5 course meal at the Y (could take hours) ? ....Stormstayed at the Y (could get wet) ?....or just move in at the Y permanently ? ;) oo. OOOO OR get married and after the honeymoon go back to school and learn what Y is ?

Yay toys.. Well when I was young I had a Tonka truck and Tonka dozer and a no-name loader.... loved them babies and spent allota time in the sandbox with my cute little neighbor girl Then my dad built me a little mini go-cart toy that I promptly ran into a tree trying to impress the neighbor girl. She wasn't so impressed. Then Dad bought a Snapper lawn mower that I considered a toy and I could pop the clutch and do wheelies !!! I flipped it right backwards trying to impress the neighbor girl and cracked ribs :( She wasn't impressed. Then I used the snapper lawn mower for the next 8 years for my lawn mowing childhood enterprise and when I turned 17 I was able to pay a good portion towards a Trans Am car that had a 400 4 barrel engine in it and went 140 + miles an hour. That was my toy and it DID impress the neighbor girl :) hehe Small back seat tho !! Then the neighbor girl hooked up with my best friend and he is miserably married still ;) Now I am an adult and all I have for a toy is a cricket paddle that a buddy from England brought me that can double as a spank spank spank paddle if any of you ladies so desire ? ;) That's my story and I am sticking to it !!! Did I go off topic there ?

Move your hand.....those aren't two pillows !!

Fine then Cleo....on our next visit I shall hide the donation somewhere and I promise I won't touch your boobs until you find it ......here is a hint....it will be in my pants ;) Its a party ! IN MY PANTS :) Seriously tho....all I want is a hug.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahha !!! Awesome ! Thx for the chuckle.

WOW ZERS !!! Every single one of those 200,000 points is well deserved and then some my dear :) Kudos !!!

Mashed..............with yummy roast chicken gravy :) mmmm my arteries are pulsating thinking about it ! Sour patch kids, cherry blasters, or sour skittles ?

I kind of forgot that the poll deadline was up. I want to take a moment to thank all of you that voted....and to those that contributed to the thread. It didn't get too ugly at all. No suspensions or bans. Old Dog rambled on a bit about roads and stuff but that's to be expected from the old fella :) Actually I wish he was our Premier because our roads in Manitoba certainly need some attention !!! So some valuable information has been given to help me move forward with the never-ending question...."Why did the chicken cross the road?" The poll results indicate that there are a lot more bi-sexual chickens out there than I thought. Horny cluckers are going both ways damnitt !! ;) Soooo as a part time farmer with chickens ..... and because of your help peeps.................... I have hired a flaming GAY rooster as a traffic cop to keep the freakin chickens on the right side of the road !!!!!! Hetero chicks on one side and bisexual chickies on the other. Thx again for your help :)

You are a great gal Christine !! I believe most fellas will understand that shit happens and we just make the absolute best of an unfortunate situation ! in your case perhaps a "sticky" situation ;) Just another unique memory and story to share with the grandkids....NO WAIT... can't do that ;) hehe

I had an uncle that did this for just over 10 years. We were very close and spent many an hour fishing and drinking beer together and talking. He was a bachelor and never married, a very successful business man for years, was on the road a great deal of the time and retired when he was 51. Over 10 ish years post retirement he was a "sugar daddy" and he used that term with me. The two ladies he spent time over those years (one for 6 years one for 4 ) were around 30 years old. It was not all about the sex for him and it was never about naivety, control or money savings. It was about much needed companionship and something that he felt was what suited his lifestyle and how he wanted to live his life. He continued it until his health caused him mega problems with travelling. Let me tell you.....he was a sad man when he couldn't go see his lady friend :( I actually met the first of the two ladies he spent time with and she was a real sweetheart !! They did a lot of fun stuff together and had a true bond. even though YES money was involved. I guess my point is that there are scenarios in life that maybe don't seem right to many or the majority of people, nor practical, but to others in this world it makes them very very happy.

"Dude....where's my car?" cause seriously I am pretty sure that is where I left my sex life folks a few years back !!!! haha