LeeRichards

You beat me to it Cat !!! It's amazing when you meet Sara the awesome sexual super hero !!! ..... then if you are lucky enough to meet Saurus... and she changes super hero outfits....well...."undresses" .... whoa baby !!! Then you are totally helpless under her superpowers :) Woo Wooooooo

Phaedrus....there is pretty girl sitting there !!! Why are you looking at my ass in the background ?? Stop that... Seriously Warm weather is here so I will pick up some spandex pants (can't afford Lulu's). All fat bastards look good in spandex and it covers up that crack there nicely...............

Ben Wa Balls The ladies posts on this thread gave me a hard on for....umm....well still ;) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=78164&highlight=balls

Okey dokey....let's break this down Pete. Sooooo.....working your way to the hole and eventually in the hole. A long one putt is most amazing....it can take a looooong time for you to hit that hole.....from side to side, some hills and valleys, it also depends how the greens keeper trims the grass and how you like your greens ? ;) it can take lets say 30 minutes to an hour for example before you get in that darn hole !!! Yay ! Now no hurray now .... celebrate.... the next party will have to just wait or play through..... If you MSOG 2, 3 or 4 putt and all of the golf partners are happy happy and roaring amongst themselves (2 of ya, 3'some or 4'some, or a Texas scramble)..... who keeps score anyways ??? Really ? If you are a duffer or can't hit the hole or the fairway !!! Keep trying....don't give up...practice makes perfect :) That's Lee's golf advise....... theliquor I am sure will do better Me myself....I have a handicap of ? Well I am handicapped actually. Typically I one or two putt... but I also like to drink beer while I golf so it can be 3 or 4 short putts ?? something like that. If I switch to diesel....like say double gin and ruby red grapefruit...... I lost my frickin putter !! Shit. Just thought I would throw in my in-extensive knowledge of golf there.... Happy golfing peeps and enjoy the summer :D Fore !!!!!!

Good to know OD !!!!... Can you have a wine cellar in a high-rise building ? Anyhooooooo.... my purchase right promptly will be a big big bottle of Maalox in case I pop by next week and drink your wine ;)

Rush - Tom Sawyer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZru4JG_Uo&noredirect=1

FORE ! play ;)

Typically with cream and sugar....and COFFEE !!! this morning I forgot to put in the instant coffee for my road trip coffee....so sometimes I like hot water with cream and sugar apparently...... and no coffee. Jaysus man.

Happy Birthday ! Wishing you a wonderful day !

Congrats ! You've been a great contributor to Cerb !

My Dad and I are very very close. Always have been. 3 days ago my dad was told he has a brain tumor. He and I discussed at great length yesterday....cancelled a little go for a drive getaway the two of us....for now....he is at peace about it, moving forward and will do what needs to be done. Soooo reason for my post. A very good friend of mine hadn't talked to his Dad for several years. Silly the reason why...IMO.....I called up my friend last night and told him about my Dad. I asked him...."So Mark. Do you want to get this news about your Dad someday, realizing he only may have a short time to live, knowing that you two aren't at peace? Forgiveness buddy forgiveness " He hung up on me. Mark's mother phoned me not long ago today crying and said "Thankyou....I don't know what you said to Mark but he is here and they are hugging...Thankyou Thankyou" Made my day :)

Okey dokey..... 8 days and counting down. See you in 7 days Ottawa town. Now I must refrain from posting or hijacking this thread until then.........so I don't get "uninvited " ;) My shaguar is broke down... and I am driving out so I am taking the Mini Austin Cya soon peeps.....

Okay.... So I once had a school teacher that said to me ...."you never get anywhere fast Lee, but you are slow & steady and get the job done". I replied. "Thankyou" ...but.... I was thinking ... " Shut up you frickin putz....I am sooooo gonna put a tack on your chair" Anyhoo the point is that I am a tad bit late on this recommendation. Claire and I chit chat from time to time. We seem to have a lot in common. She is about 5'2" and I am 5'9". She is a country girl and I am a country boy. She has boobs. I don't. She shoots a bow and arrow and I shoot rifles. She shoots at targets. I shoot at coyotes. Not Wiley though. She puts records on the wall. I put them on the turntable. We love pinball though. I didn't have time or I woulda so kicked her ass !!! I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to see her this particular trip but it worked out in the end. Turns out she is right on the way to the airport.....if you go the WRONG way ! ;) It was a quick visit, at least for me, but I had a gift for her. It was pink. No no no no.....well ya that too... but that wasn't the gift I was talking about. Soooooooooooooo. I spent an hour with this gorgeous woman. Not nearly long enough. She is amazing and surpassed any expectations I ever had prior to meeting her. She is real, she is genuine, fun, funny, intelligent, loves life, beautiful (her pictures don't do her justice). For some reason our clothes fell off though. That happens sometimes. I fell on the massage table. She fell on top of me eventually. Then she...... then I.......then she.....then I ....then she ....... damn carpal tunnel...can't type anymore. Something about 69 or sexy train to orgasm town or something I was gonna type. Then we scrubba dub dubbed up and I took WestJet to Winnipeg town. Thanks sweetie. Had an awesome time. !!!!! Ps.... You have a really really really nice bum :)

The Adams Family ZZTop .... or .... fried bacon, onions and mushrooms in a skillet (my lunch today ha) ... or.... Twisted Sister

Ummm....you mean Alotta "pampering" or Allota "pampers" Old Dog ?? The 9 ladies will be sayin.....

Very true. Absolutely it is up to you and the guy. Hopefully there is a guy and you get a shot at it. Just my opinion that will mean little....but from a guy to you Emily....I would welcome the opportunity to be happy with the woman I felt was possibly "the one" even if you are an SP. I will do my job, you do your job and at the end of the day if we are home or together or on a date and WANT to be together as a couple.....that's all that counts in my eyes. I don't wear rose colored glasses and nothing is ever a guarantee for happiness in life. But....by my own experience life passes by faster than you think. I missed some happy years there. You look back and go WTF was I thinking !!! There are trials and tribulations and FAILS ! Until you try you will never know and ultimately you probably won't be happy. PS....avoid the sponges though ;)

Was trying to track down one of my favorites and ran across this........ Any of you ladies try this ? as seen on TV ...

I concur....I have witnessed virtually miraculous results with my brother and a close family friend......regular acupuncture and Chinese medicine methods.

Tsk tsk tsk...... That Stefano guy die yet......again ?? Young and Restless baby !!! Y & R !!

Hyenas of course they laugh at anything and like me probably won't eat lemon meringue pie... ACDC or Prince

Sooooooo...... when I am at the doctors office and he asks.... "Why do you think you have insomnia and you can't sleep Lee ?" "Vagina lips, labia, my tongue " mumble mumble drool Cerb thread

Great White - Once Bitten Twice Shy