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LeeRichards

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  1. Soooooo..... you pulled out your rod, dusted it off, oiled it up, polished it up and made sure everything works right !!! ;) Now the fun is all in the anticipated catch that lies ahead !! Right ? PS..... I hope that once a year in the spring time isn't the only time you pull out thy rod and polish it ;) hehe
  2. Pants ? I didn't promise that Old Dong ? Pants ? That just cramps up the space for the twig and berries baby ?? Pants ? Wait is there a dress code ? I will PM somebody !!
  3. Puppy nerves abound in OTown as the hunt for a playoff spot is up in in the air.....
  4. Over-heard this at the FB BBM lodge .... OD maybe ? Didn't I see you at our last family reunion ? Well you is purttier than a fresh stuffed possum ! You make my shotgun go off sweetie !! wink wink ;)
  5. Please don't take this the wrong way.....but I want to have sex with you :)
  6. Okey Dokey then.......let us break this down Old Dong in my defence Shit..... bail money....I don't plan ahead that well. Ahhhh wellll.....What to wear ? What to wear ?? ;)
  7. {QUOTE] There is always online support LOL is how everything is made now days!!! hehehe I know what I am wearing but I am not telling!! LOL Yes Vitto Victoria I tried that..... Every time I google Manitoba country boy coming to Ottawa ..... and ... what to wear ? what to wear ? All I come up with is flippers ??? Go figure...
  8. Oh Geez !!! That is getting close now OD ! What to wear ? What to wear ? I am flying in a day early so I can find a fashion coordinator in the Ottawa area. My first time so not sure how to act and must brush up on my Ottawa Cerb Social etiquette. I will practice holding my Bud Light with my thumb and one of my fingers and sipping on it with my pinky out.....I will make sure no holes in my pants and will practice sitting properly with my legs not so wide open.....and I shall practice the waltz and polka to the tune from Kim Mitchell.... I am a Wild Party !! Should be fun .................................................................
  9. Congrats Miquelon ! I have enjoyed reading your posts. Keep em coming.
  10. Habs eh ?? That's Alotta luvin ! ;) And the answer is Herd of Frenzied Buffalo - bison meat yummier than snake meat Ahhh good old Chris Farley Tommy Boy or Black Sheep
  11. Hey....just insert "spend" in front of money and that's me ! I quit corporate, I run my own show now, make very good money and found a most enjoyable way to spend :) I used the word hobby for lack of a better term but it is really not to me. It is also not a "lifestyle" either. It is just a part of my everyday life. It makes me a much happier person, I have developed some very nice connections, friendships spent time with some wonderful ladies and along the lines some great sex !! Cheers to sex everyone !!! :chug: It's pretty cool when both the guys and gals "look forward" to seeing each other. I think.
  12. Batman he's got a cool car Steak & Lobster dinner... or ...Kraft dinner and wieners & beans ? If that doesn't fit your diet the translation is ... Long slow passionate f----k... or... a quickie ? ;)
  13. Definitely Timmies Austin Powers or Dr. Evil or Frau Farbissina (I'm late) or Mr Bigglesworth
  14. Nice visual :) less you OD Anywhooo Laser tag with real lasers Richard Simmon diet or Beer and bacon diet
  15. I like Old Dog just cause......he makes me LOL :D
  16. Does Ex-wife with the plague count OD ? Well that's my answer ;) Cheetos Cheese Puffs or Ruffles chips and dill pickle dip
  17. No worries OD.... way ahead of ya....I know the judge...she's a cutie...I already bribed her with biscuits and bacon sandwhiches ;)
  18. She is here Cato !!! Next vacation follow the sign and come see us at FB BBM Lodge !! She has a tremendous rear view as you posted there above... Her name is Sissy McBumbum . Here is her front view ...... she practices safe sex and is on birth control so to speak as well... Her uncle Red Green sent her here for us to take care of ;) Cya soon Mr Cato.
  19. Well Miss Passion Vitto Victoria I believe you were missed....and I like ya ! You are a sexy, vibrant, fun, happy and horny contributor to Cerb (oops horny just popped in there) and you a very nice bum. I have only seen it in your pictures but if you notice me looking directly at your ass at the social....don't you worry I do that to all of the girls ;) I like webothscore too. He is relatively new here, but is posting with some fun posts and bright posts and he made me chuckle this morning when he was rubbing it in that Ottawa had good god damn weather !
  20. Funny thing is I was supposed to be in Ottawa yesterday and today but client cancelled Friday night due to illness. So now here I sit in illness in stormy Manitoba with the 26 or 40 or 66 ounce flu or something like that ...... Plus 7 you say ?.....FYI webothscore....when I am hungover the four letter words come out of my mouth much easier and faster and more articulate .....and you will be gettin some ;) ha
  21. Good Morning Old Dog !!! Awww did you pass out on the couch last night ?? you hungover ?? Now firstly close them legs, get up, wipe off the drool and DRINK YOUR DAMN JUICE !!! You have work to do........
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