LeeRichards

The Hooters All You Zombies Day by Day

Awww thanks Nikki !! I will work hard and scrape up the extra $9.99 to get one of them babies.... once I get a job ! I actually am a rocket scientist and inventor too :) So far I invented a corrugated cardboard model rocket but never seems to get off the pad. Always burns up on takeoff ?? ..... and also a potato cannon that shoots potatoes and rolls of toilet paper too !! I haven't had an actual contract ... ever but one will come along soon and I will be able to afford and pick up one of them units you suggested there Nikki !!! Do you need electricity to run that baby ?? That could be a problem at the lodge. We can borrow some from the neighbor or there is lots of gas around there if it can be converted to gas power griddle ! Old Dog has earned the right to be in charge and run the gas committee/division of the lodge....... Thx again. and you just keep comin a knockin Nikki and eventually we will buy one. The old truck hot tub will be up and running soon so bring your bikini bottoms (tops optional at the FB resort) and we will invite you in.

Well fellas....I got us .... I mean I HAD us one of them there turkey cooker thingies to do up some wingies .... BUT ...... Either I got mixed up, drunk or nobody told me to put oil in it and not moonshine .... It don't work anymore :(

L = Lee Loves Licky Licky Labia:) mmmm hmmm

Awwww that is just plain mean.... ya big fatty ;)

Wiiiiiiiii Playing the guitar or playing the clitar ;)

Cerb's own .... Chrystal

I have looked at it and considered this term many many times and at the end of the day I always come back to relating the term pretty much entirely to dollars. Upscale is different from the term Elite to me as well. "Upscale" to me means the upper end of the $$ scale whether it be Location quality....ie... luxurious hotel / condo Provider's experience and $ donation requirement to attract their desired type of clientele Clients often in the higher $ bracket for income / and or are part of a certain prestige profession in their minds .... consider themselves "upscale" and want to spend time with an "upscale companion" and will spend accordingly.

You may want to undo the handcuffs then Nikki ?? ;)

Yaysus ! That just got some morning wood :) My hands have these exact properties !!! You can wear them Sara on our next humping experience ;)

Happy Birthday Meaghan ! Hope you have a grrrrrreat day !

Ummmm..... if you two plan on cutting back on social networking then quit facebook or lavalife or Fat Bastards Review Board or something.... But keep posting here cause posts like the two above make my day and I am sure many other guys here too ;)

Hahaha Thanks for the morning chuckle Eric :) Ouch.

In rocker mode at the moment Helix - Heavy Metal Love And song just changed so now listening to... Helix - Gimme Gimme Good Loving poorer quality video but great tune ! http://www.jukebo.com/helix/music-clip,gimme-gimme-good-loving,8qv50.html

That you Winnipegcub ??

Well my guess OD.....is you will get nuttin, unless maybe a snuggie or a wet finger in the ear...... and MisterT will get yet another kiss cause he has baked goods ........ just surmising here..... Additional info : Hahaha Just saw Victoria's second post ..... apparently I was wrong ;)

I will be there at lunch time the day before......with my tent camper and fire pit, and smokies, and beer cooler and my date if she isn't too embarrassed ? I WILL get a ticket !!!!! Snow, rain, sleet won't chase me away....maybe hail or a big bull moose would but maybe not.... If the beer cooler is half empty I may run but if it is half full I am there for the long haul ;)

Well Madam Samantha....as the secretary of this here Redneck Lodge #666, I had some corspondnce, spondence. corres, shit can't spell that.....anwhoo our attorney's have met apparently ...they prioritized posted by heehaw mail this pic....your attorney on the left there and ours on the right side there in the picture...and it appears the negotiations and the tanning are going very well :) Oops its 12PM and happy hour again and gotta go....talk soon Miss Samantha ! PS .... rude of me to not ask !!!! .. how's the weather in that Vanhoover place west of Thunder Bay there ??

My cousin asked me yesterday if my New Years Resolution was to quit smoking....I said Yup...she said did you quit ? ...I said Nope. So I just did my quarterly review on my New Years Resolutions Quit smoking - nope - next quarter Join the gym - nope - third quater Healthier diet - nope - next year Drink less beer - nope - never Lose weight - nope .... look at three points above Get rich - nope - ?? confused shoulda happened by now Hobby more - nope .... see point above Get new golf clubs - yup Get new truck - yup - crashed the other one Get ass to Ottawa - yup - 1st and 2nd quarter Stop being silly on Cerb - nope - 2nd quarter ;) Not bad eh ?

If I were you I would get a bigger wallet .... bubbly and boobilies can be expensive .... If I were you I would go back and get them.......or.....tell your buddy Lee where you left them.... I lost mine a month ago and need some.

Happy Birthday Melissa ! Have a good one :)

Happy Birthday Ava ! Hope you have a grrrrreat day !