LeeRichards

and you just keep it that way damnitt !!!

Nice post Serena....I am sending a big smile to you and the awesome New Brunswick folks Old Dog sends his as well on behalf of the FB BBM Lodge

How much wood would a woodchuck stroke If a woodchuck could stroke his wood? He would stroke, he would, as much as he could, And stroke as much as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could stroke his wood. I like Chuck cause he is cool and a fun guy to have around here. I call him Chuck but you ladies may call him Woody ? ;)

Now wait a cotton picking minute Emma !!! You said I I I could break that new guest bed in for ya ! Move over please and make room Em .... I'm a cumin ;)

Oh for fuck sakes Old Dog ! I can't stop laughing now....I was gonna post something !!!! Give me a moment I am all verklempt now ;) Additional Comments: Okay then....I saw earlier that Old Dog was dreaming things....I was going to ....well I don't know what but I was disturbed....now that I saw this post .... Yay ! Soooooo what did we do Nikki ? Like a sweet dream ? or did you have a knife and a Gerry Cheevers goalie mask on ?? xox

God damn ! Letter Z bad bad timing...hmmmm Z = Zoo style Zipper sex ........hope you don't have to Zoom in to see it ;)

They look so happy and a loving couple in the picture.....but that's a new "term of endearment" me thinks !!

I have really come to realize lately how much I enjoy gifting....I hate shopping to be honest but I have enjoyed shopping for ladies that I have met here and spent time with and even one that I hadn't met yet....that was cool and fun too ! Yay for online shopping :) I plan on continuing to do this ladies so beware !!!! ;) San Francisco store is right beside Victoria's Secret store .....then the jewelry store and then the Dewalt power tool store.... so hope I don't get confused. the lounge is next to that so I musn't go there first.....note to self And hey !!!! if you don't like it .... after I have left you can do this....I will never know.....

Why yes that is me :) I am from Manitoba and that explains a lot ... right ?? and in my defense in regards to flashing some ass there .... the baler twine that I use for a belt for my Value Village wrangler pants broke...... don't buy the cheap stuff...

I won't mention names unless they post here.......but I experienced it twice in the past year with a couple sweet Cerb ladies. It caught us both off guard both times.....and was awesome. Once I got an "oh oh....sorry" when I could speak I replied "that was awesome" :) big smile best I could do lol The second time I got an "oh my God ! ....I squirted. Are you okay with that?" what I wanted to say was "Fuck yeah that was amazing" !! I couldn't speak well and she got a "mmmm hmmm" and a smile Pretty gosh darn amazing when it does happen.....

Well thx folks and thanks Nikki for catching that and starting the thread. I didn't expect to see my name when I logged in this morning other than maybe in the "pet peeve" or "wtf" threads or being made fun of in the Fat Bastard thread perhaps ;) Them buggers tease me a lot.... 2500 ridiculous, retarded and absolutely useless post eh ?? Well as a manager and a fella that has 3 businesses now I need to make goals, estimates and projections. Soooo 2500 posts in 3 years. My goal and projection is to make 10000 meaningless posts. Guess I will need to be around Cerb for another 9 years. Wow that's Allotta bibble to type..... If I am around Cerb for another 9 years then I may as well hobby and meet more awesome ladies.....right ??? Rough figuring ..... 12 X 3 X 9 = 324 orgasms for me over the next 9 years & 324 and for you ladies too if you can fake it.... 3 if you don't fake it .... - not many I suppose but I tend to under estimate a little bit ;) ha ha Thx again everyone for putting up with me. Hope I haven't offended too many along the way. I will look for another thread in about 3 years when I reach 5000

Do I make you horny baby ?? !! Randy ?? !!! Well pop on down to Lee's Lair for allota luvin baby ! Mojo you say ? Yeah baby Yeah ! Grrrrrrrr ..... I have a Goldmember :D READ THE FINE PRINT BABY FS, Daty is a must, Multiple orgasms welcome ladies :), , strap on...on you but no where near me, NO COUPLES, no couples, YMMV but mileage is always good and light spanking is encouraged Please place your donation discreetly between your breasts when you enter my lair and I will very slowly remove them with my teeth baby ;) I won't bite....hard.....you can place the bills in an envelope but prefer one bill at a time ;)

I play da trumpet baby - Cool eh ? Had to quit for awhile because hockey sticks and the odd fist kept knocking my top front teeth out. I now try and play again on occasion now that I have $4000 worth of front teeth :)

I will have to do some thinking on the slogan thing OD...... I posted below in an earlier post that I have the drive thru open .... I also put up a sign on the interstate dirt road out there that should draw the folks in for a nice lunch....hopefully this will generate us a little income so we don't have to eat our pets.....

Happy Birthday Serena ! Wishing you a fun filled day ! Enjoy

Happy Birthday Katrine ! Hope you have a shagadelic day !

For those in the Ottawa area we do offer this service at the FB BBM lodge there Pick your favorite number....Old Dog is in charge of numbers 1 - 9 cause that is the extent of his counting abilities Phaedrus will take it from there from 10 to 11 and then Andy has the rest of the numbers under control....although he can be dyslexic ....

I was in lovvvvvve with Veronica .... so Veronica is my answer Who's funnier ? Yogi Bear or Booboo not your average bears !

Well before I ran across Cerb I was on the hunt for my mojo. I looked under the bed, under the mattress, in the dresser, under the couch, in my recliner, in the rum bottle and even in the truck but it wasn't there..... but I knew it was somewhere behind that white picket fence of a life I had !!!! 3 years ago I signed up on Cerb and Yay I saw boobs....that's always good me thinks :) hehe I shared my very first date in the early fall of that year I do believe ... with a pretty awesome chick....I believe her name was Emily Rushton ? Yup that was it. Maybe she found my mojo ;) Anwhooooooo I had a wonderful first experience and what has ensued over the past three years is I have been happier than ever and truthfully have met some of the most amazing people I could ever hope to meet and shared some amazing times and created lifelong memories. We ...those of you in the profession and us horny hobby fellas are destined ....for now...to live life on the dark side and judgemental side of society....but for me it has been a brighter than bright time in my life :) I give thanks ! That's my story........

Dairy Queen baby !!! I still watch the old cartoons.....Who do you root for ? Elmer Fudd or Bugs Bunny ? The guy with the gun or the supa smart wabbitt ?

I must be a dumb country hic Nikki !! That sentence sounds like you just put a whole bunch of words together that don't really go together in a sentence ! Therefore WTF is that ?????? :P

Foo Fighters - Times Like These

Spring has sprung and the drive through is now open......