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A big old bag of Sour Patch Kids for my sugar fix....everybody's doing it !!!

Megforfun is in Orleans I do believe.....She's hot :)

I like Meaghan cause she is a fun presence here and has a great sense of humor :) and LOL's at my ridiculous, silly and pretty much senseless posts ;)

Well I once had an ex-wife who loved me, and licked me and kissed me and stuff.... Then she got all self important and bossy and stuff and then got distemper I do believe... and began to bark lots, often barking in circles and not making any sense, and I swear she was drooling and wanted to bite me.... Finally enough was enough so one day she handed me the newspaper and I handed her separation papers..... She drove me nuts !!! Does this count ?? ;)

Nope you aren't weird. Sounds pretty awesome to me. Kissing, cuddling, getting to know each other (or re-aquainted), massaging, foreplay can lead to a pretty amazing sexual experience. Very much why I like longer dates . Of course it also happens when the mutual anticipation is there that you walk in the door and get busy baby !! Pretty darn awesome too. Cuddle later ;)

Congrats on 1000 Cristy !!

I was invited out to a friends house yesterday for drinks for the first time in a long time....he never invites anyone out !!! so I went hmmmmmmmmmmmm Turns out he needed money and I am the proud owner of 4 cows now ?? Geez... Not till fall till I fatten them up in another friends feedlot.... but....steaks anyone ? ;)

The Redneck Easter Bunny is getting primed up and hammered up to deliver and/or fertilize eggs later.....

Congrats OD on 5000 and your recovery ! 5000 posts means a lot of laughs for the rest of us as well as many many common sense, helpful and inspirational posts as well. Kudo's Cerb always has been a great place OD, but when you are happy, healthy and active on here it is an amazing place to hang out !!! We owe you for that.....and as I have now witnessed first hand....your genuine hospitality in Ottawa. I look forward to more.......

Vagina topped with whip cream and strawberries or chocolate covered fripples Mind you these are a rare treat because they are rarely on the dessert menu it seems ??

I book longer appointments so you HAVE TO cuddle and talk to me damnitt !!! ;) I luv it !

Great thread Annessa ! I have never seen this thread and just read it in it's entirety ! A truly awesome "happy thread", very enlightening and appreciated. This is soo true in many cases !! I sucked at this I do believe at first but I try a lot harder now to do this and show my appreciation. I don't meet often and I am very much a repeat visitor. These ladies have made and continue to make a huge difference in my life in terms of my overall happiness. As a result of this genuine happiness....the rest of my life has progressed very successfully .....whether it be in business or just overall attitude and outlook on life moving forward. Life is good !!! That's awesome and it's always nice to see, hear and read about the times that you ladies are being treated as you deserve !! and.....when both the guys and gals are treated great and the desire to see each other is mutual and have a connection it can be oh so amazing ! Well this just speaks for itself ;)

Happy Easter :)

Practice makes perfect !! Don't ever give up OD !! Step up the sandwich making practice and also best get a trainer or join the gym or something ;) mmmm Bacon !

Why is it ...... that last year I was golfing on March 27th and this year I just fell to my fucking crotch in snow ? Crazy frickin country we live in !! Everyone....move to the prairies and join me !

Note to self .... Put truck in park when you get out !!! Jaysus man !!! Haha. When I come out of a building at work it was perched up against a snow bank a hundred feet away ! :)

I wanna meet and spend time with every Cerb lady that peaks my interest, intrigues me, excites me, makes me smile and laugh and puts up with my random shenanigans ;) It's a long damn list ! I figure I only have another 30 - 35 - 40 - 45 years left to hobby so I am not sure if I can get this done :) One awesome lady that I have visited with often joked that when I am in my 80's and she is in her 70's we would retire to a nursing home in the Okanagan with a winery close by, drink wine, play crib and hobby away like there is no tomorrow ;) I hope I can remember her name by then when it is time to retire ??

A handshake it is !

Hot wings I deep fried in my turkey cooker .... my own secret recipe :) that I downloaded from Hooters website ...shhhhhhh its a secret.....

Great thread....I am horny and taking notes here....my shorthand though No plan, knock knock, your gorgeous, look in eyes, kiss, no couch time not psychiatrist, chemistry, lose clothes, jump like animal, that's silly, jump HER like animal, pull hair, devour, and fuck hard .... Check ;)

Even horsies don't do bareback full service anymore