LeeRichards

Skid Row - I remember you

Yes yes yes yes Finn. You keep on buying that gas !! I am in the crude oil bus ;)

Although I do have a preference it would in no shape or form affect whether I visit a lady or not. Actually in all my visits I can't remember it ever once even being discussed. If you want to put a rubber mask on to kiss me then we may have a problem !! ha ;)

Plane tickets ! Sorry Ottawa but this country boy is coming back soon ;)

Yup I sure would ! There would have been many other things that attracted me to her....and kudo's to anyone wanting to improve their teeth, their self image, and their future health.

oooza boooza

It really depends I suppose on how fast I want your clothes to fall off. Gin works well :) One for the shirt....two for the pants...three for the bra and panties...and four LETS GO !!!!! hehe Actually on an afternoon or evening date a nice glass of wine to kick things off is nice to sit and relax and chat and break the ice. Morning dates which are frequent for me, I like good old water right after a Timmies double double. I have been treated to a champagne and orange juice on few occasions and that is cool too. !

Well now that I know that I am coming "for sure" and my flights are booked .....I zapped my silly post and now can say .....Yay !! See ya soon Ottawa !!!! Hopefully you have room for me ?? AND my gorgeous and sexy date Cleo who I was able to persuade to come out and have some fun :) another big Yay !! I look forward to seeing some familiar faces and friends and meet some new peeps from Cerbland ! Additional Note: I initially introduced myself to her as Frank ... thus the comment below ;)

True story. Phaedrus, Old Dog and Andy were travelling to the Redneck Handicapped Olympics at Red Lake and had to stay one night in at Red Green's house along the way. Unfortunately they had to share one double bed. In the morning, Andy said, "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob." Old Dog replied, "That's weird so did I." Phaedrus retorted , "Lucky for you guys...I only dreamed I was skiing."

This was kinda like my flight plan to Ottawa ;)

Yes we don't want one of these conversations in a couple weeks Sara do we ;) I am late !!

Okey Dokey ......Great advise Meaghan but let me break this down a little bit cause this isn't your every day Lodge ! Bathroom ... upper level is preferred as a rule when able to climb Tub We have one right beside the outhouse roughly 100 metres away Shampoo and soap close by all in one bottle back in the lodge beside the still !! Here's the tap out by the barn...but kinda low water pressure No Aqua Velva here....Old Spice baby !! Old Spice !! And for the bee sting Phaedrus....duct tape....... just pretend there is polysporin on it cause that fixes everything apparently.... PS Meaghan don't ever mention inner voice to Phaedrus.... cause he mumbles this in his sleep and I don't like it one bit ! Think Old Dogs and pretty pretty de-flowers and bees !! and apparently it only stings a weeeee bit Phaedrus ;)

I suspect Dodge's Store is much like Victoria's Secret so I put my name in..... How can you go wrong with being an Ass Manager and soda is cheap too

Well I like Emiafish, because he likes Meaghan who of course likes RG, who is gonna get another boat and is going to take Meaghan and I fishing .......and we need bait !! What can you bait with an Emiafish I wonder ? A "Cat" fish ? Perhaps a "Catra" fish ? Just thinking out loud ..... Throw me a frickin bone here.... Could you pick up some lemon pepper seasoning on the way to the boat Emia ??? I like Emiafish...cause he is a cool cat....and.....I hope today he has a good sense of humor ;)

Absolutely ! For those fellas new to hobbying or need a refresher....a thread like this tells exactly where to start when you want to meet amazing women and be as safe as you can ! It's unfortunate that it even is an issue but there are some invincible fellas out there that seem to want to play with other peoples well being. Beware, be smart, be safe and we all live happy, healthy and horny lives ;)

Get a room you two !!! and keep it down please !!!

JUST DO NOT GET GEL IN YOUR HAIR !! It causes a real conundrum !

Yup ... you are back with a vengeance !! You were indeed missed ! Time to put the signs back up !

H = Holy Hot Hooters ! Halleluya !! Ho ho ho ho ho Hammers :boobeyes:

I like Andy cause he is one loyal Fat Bastard !! Funny as hell too Andy is :)

Happy Birthday Star !! Have a Rockin good birthday !!

I would say book an early tee time....get up real early and stretch and jump about and limber yourself up and be ready for tee off ;) This applies to mixed golf......best ball foursome ya better get up even earlier !! ;)

Mod is an awesome commander and believe and always do that due diligence was done in the decisions he makes and the committee. A thread to start a shit show to tell the Mod the ball is in his court makes me wonder .....Why ? ..... What good will it do ? Talk to mod directly. Hope this goes away......................

Oh for heaven's sakes ! Why did I have to read this ! Maybe I better come back to Ottawa. That's a long hot damn sexy tattooed train with Lee as the caboose cuming in the rear ;) Clickity clack there's some shagging on the tracks !!!! Woo Woo Woo ! Then we can all cuddle and spoon :smile: ooza booza Ooops day dreaming there.............. and sorry to hijack OP !!