LeeRichards

What the ???? How the ???? Wait wait wait.....did you forget to claim your income Misteeeeertttttt ???? ha ;) Shit.... forgot my own highlight being silly :confused0024: silly me..... So I have a plan.... it's official and a good sound plan... I am going to quit smoking,... quit drinking, quit having sex, quit hobbying, definitely not use condoms anymore, and cheer for the Ottawa Senators !!!. Anything in black and blue is the plan......anything in red just ignore it cause I lied ;)

Kylie Minogue nice bum :) Then..... The Locomotion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkN4J2l1UaA and now..... Can't get you outta my head

Well I see the other Fatter Bastards are keeping you up to date on what is shaking during the winter months. It is true that Brother Lee was able to attend a meeting a week ago at the FB BBM head office in the village of Ottawa. This was good because it has no bathroom windows for Old Dog to blow out but strange....I believe it has a toilet out of an airplane in it ???? oh well..... Anywhooooooo....... As OD, Phaedrus and I were standing there looking around at boobies with our orange reading glasses on thinking that they didn't actually notice us staring ...... we reluctantly decided we should have an annual meeting. So Phaedrus being all suave and debonair with his accent and the fact he was about 2 feet taller than me persuaded me to be the secretary and read the minutes from last meeting.... allrighty then...I looked at OD in disapproval and he growled...allrighty then ! Good thing I took the Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading course awhile back Also FYI ...... I took a typing speed test recently online and I did well..... I could type 1 words per minute with only 1 mistake :) Took me a week to get this report done but here it is. So Minutes from last meeting taken by Andy .... my guess is he had his secretary with him last year cause his minutes were hard to read.... I managed though to read between the b...... lines ! Attendence.... Can't remember ...boobs.....and I was drunk Old business Bigger beer fridge needed Need more toilet seats for the horseshoe game Need more duct tape for Sissy's birth control protection Need more dynamite for our fishing derby this year Turns out Bud Light didn't sponsor Redneck Olympics Apparently tequila makes OD's pants fall down...no more ! BEER & PEE BREAK ! Treasurer's Report Tobacco can - #1 - $5 Tobacco can - #2 $50 in IOU's Investments - Jason Spezza rookie card -undetermined New Business Need more beer for larger beer fridge We now need more toilet seats for the outhouses so we discussed bathroom renovations...... Overbudget so why discuss new business anymore ?? BEER & PEE BREAK ! Sickness & Distress Old Dog has blue balls ... motion passed to get him a sexy blow up doll named Allotta .....extra heavy skin and durable so it doesn't blow up when he pricks it.... Meeting adjourned at ........... hmmm guess I was too drunk to see the clock ! We then retired to the lounging area with our drool bibs on for an evening of fellowship and friendship with the lovely guests in attendance. It was low key and playful.... Thanks to our gracious host and greeter at the door.....

I will come see you Frenchie after you have worked for 50 years .... my guess is it will be about 30 secs to one minute and a "POOF" of dust ;) hehe .... but amazing !!

Back to work today... I will word this as best as possible as it applies to the way my day is going FUCK ME !!! FUCKING SNOW !!!!!!! FUCK OFF !!!!! If I wanted to be an Eskimo I would move to the fucking Arctic. I swear God is punishing me for not going to church since I was 5 years old !!!! Been stuck 4 times today and this is what I feel like right now.... Jaysus They give me a bigger truck so I can get further in and get stuck worse...Yay ! K thanks for listening....waiting on a Cat to pull me out so I guess I will kill time and play on Cerb now for awhile. ;) or build an Igloo......

Well there was this one time at band camp...about a week ago I believe....I was standing there minding my own business.....and Woo Hoo there was Angela's boobies ! So I now like her for that too ...... ;)

My business portion of my trip to Toronto and Ontario was more successful than I could have imagined. :) I have been home less than a week and I agreed in terms to 3 jobs, hopefully delayed a couple and turned 2 down due to absolute lack of time. So I may be back sooner than expected .............. I am still smiling from my R & R portion of the TO/Ottawa journey !! Awesome times....awesome people !! and my third highlight is when I was about to lose it cause there was no cheese whiz in my fridge just now....there was a brand new jar in the cupboard I forgot about that saved the day :)

Have fun !!! I can't attend ...... BUT I will see if I can round up a door prize.... Lets say the pleasure of ...... 24 hours of heaven ...... (or minutes...your choice) with........... Some of you have met me now...so for those that haven't ... This be me !!!!! In my spring into spring outfit .... ?? working on them abs..... ;) one ab crunch a day .... then a crunchie bar

Well you about covered it there OD !! Awesome ! If everyone embraced who they are, the way they are, be proud of who they ..... and equally embrace everyone else for the way they are then the world would be a happier place :) My Motto ! Wise words...

Well worded. I want to have a grasp on the personality and the likes of the sexy lady that I am about to meet when we open that door. In exchange I also offer up as much truth and honestly and a glimpse into my personality as I can too. As for the title....it will catch my eye if it is fun, witty and playful. I suspect a title could also be worded and emphasized to what you feel your specialty is ....and to the clientele you want to attract. ie... BJ,s , GFE, PSE, hardcore, dom, greek, tattooed....etc...etc.... This is my opinion only but I know what I am looking for. One word can trigger me to click the mouse. In hopes of clicking your mouse soon...;) hehe I enjoy ads as well that are playfully worded, changed up from time to time and show me your personality along with your desires. Random pics from time to time or pro pics injected into the ad that aren't in albums too are super cool. "A little surprise" Once you become accustomed to and enjoy a certain providers ads you will automatically click on them when you see their name. Okey dokey ! That's all I got.

A week ago Cleosaurus sexed one of the most intense orgasms out of me in my life :) I was quiet cause I couldn't speak...... and this is what I got out of the girls ..... ;)

Congrats Samantha ! You are an amazing personality and contributor to this board ! I look forward to many more posts, more adventures in our Croation penis warmer business, and more input and advise to all us fellas at the FB BBM lodge... ;)

Happy birthday Alissa ! Have an awesome day !

Happy Birthday to a good ol fella .....and fellow Manitoban ! Hope you enjoy your day to the fullest ... ..and aren't storm stayed by the ensuing blizzard !

Liar liar ;)

Goddamitt !!! I paid off that photographer with a case of cheap beer to destroy that pic !! Those colors sooooooo don't look good on me ... ;) and I look fat .... I would have changed and done a pic with a different outfit but I can only squat once a day ............

Well I officially have had the pleasure to visit Barb's this past weekend with a couple awesome local tour guides ! Thanks for the hospitality Barbs !! Boobs, bums, beers and a boner ! How can you go wrong :) Speaking of beers ! I had several drinks and thus can't remember names. There was one hot girl with thigh high striped socks....that I fondly remember by the name......"Socks" Actually only one of my tour guides left the building with me and one remained back to share some champagne with Socks ! For some reason motorboating and the song Pontoon pops into mind ...... :boobies:

When I first became an active member on Cerb about 2 1/2 years ago there was a young lady who immediately caught my eye. I loved her fun and intelligent personality, humor and wit, friendly nature.... and she is HOT ! She took a hiatus :( but she came back :D Over the last few months I have really got to know this remarkable woman. I really came to love what I saw both inside and out. She's was a goddess in my eyes and I hadn't met her yet. The recent few weeks we had been discussing options and possible locations to meet and fortunately I was able to route myself through Ottawa after a visit to Toronto. I had the extreme pleasure of spending a considerable amount of time with her and any and all expectations of meeting this lady were exceeded big time !!! Goddess is pretty much an understatement. Cleo Catra The awesome fun and happy smile you see constantly ! The come and get me smile ..... What smile ? Who said anything about a smile ? That's just a hot freaking candid pic ;)

Awesome thread OD ! A hilarious spin on the common sense ! Kudos It can happen however ;) Shhh Shhhh www.zipit.com

Cold pizza and instant coffee while driving to office. The result of sleeping in and almost being late for work ......

Maybe next time Sara you should take a couple of responsible friends with you that would make sure you will leave with them and not leave you behind !! ;) hehe