LeeRichards

Sooooo What you are saying I gather is.................. ready ...set ... go.......... "If the chicken crossed the road from CMJ west to CMJ east..... would she beat the egg ? " ;) I dunno ? But could cause confusion and a traffic jam I reccon.

Ha !! So I suppose showing up with my own roll of 3 ply Charmin ultra toilet paper ..... cause it's soft on my bum .... would be considered weird ? ;)

Tsk Tsk Tsk I shall just bring along the orange juice for the morning Mimosa ;)

Confucius say "Some sex good ...... more sex better.....too much just about right !!" on a side note ..... Cunfucious also say ....."Smile like tight underwear....make your cheeks go up" :)

So not so long ago I was in Ottawa. I had a little appointment downtown. Quicker than I thought. It gets done so I text Claire and send a pic. "Hiya. Remember me ? I am downtown today and would love to see you again ! I am at the corner of so and so" . She texts back "GET OVER HERE !!" with an address Off I go....walking. Fawk I am lost. So I hail a cab and proceed on for a 30 second cab ride. We laughed so hard he wouldn't take my money so I left it in the back seat ... hope he got it. She met me in the hallway.....looking more beautiful than EVAR !!! Lovely new place she has. It was hot so we undressed and got comfotable cause that's what you do when you are hot !! Had a lovely visit. We played chess.....she's the Queen and seems to know positioning and strategy VERYwell ......Was fun !!! Chatting, mo*ning, laughing, RAWRing, stuff like that............... Meow :) We ran out of time, both had places to be and people to see so we never had time to drink tea and read the bible. We just parted ways with a rockin kiss and a hug or 2 or 3 ......... till next time xo

Katrine rocks !!! We had chatted off and on over time, Kat was in town and I had a rare occasion to break away !!! so off I went and we finally frickin met !! Personality, conversation, brains, beauty, body, raw sexiness, sense of humor ..... all far surpassed my already high expectations of whom I was about to meet !!! Oh the details..... I knocked on the door, Kat answered I walked in and we spent 3 hours together, Then I ordered pizza and Kat proceeded to clean up....... a couple forks :) Then we ate a healthy yummy LOADED pizza with our hands so we didn't have to wash them forks again. I left with an amazing memory of time spent with a wonderful young lady. xo Good times !

Your first 7 words are fantabulous As far as the rest .... I sure as hell didn't help vote this gov't in as probably many / most purrrrrhaps of this board's members didn't. The most important thing now ..... is that we vote them OUT !

Tis "Heaven on Earth" Now excuse me while I smoke a pack of cigarettes in 5 minutes most likely while I REMENISCE !! ;) Good times ............

Whatcha doin right now you ask ? Well I'll tell ya.......... I am poking around work here pondering how FUCKING IGNORANT AND DANGEROUS OUR OUR CURRENT GOVERNMENT IS !!! Reading posts like theliquor's and JoyfulC's that pull at your heart strings, reading a very nice email from a lady friend, and reading about men and women enjoying the good things in life like enjoying each other's company ? Maybe even nekkid ? Oh fucking NO.... That's bad. BAD !! Slavery, pimping, coercion and perversion at it's finest !! Right ???? Not. F**K the safety of the people. "Here is $ chump change more dollars Police people so go do your job and enforce this extremely confusing, rushed and forced through bill" ....Peter Parker says. I am busy now sticking the knife to someone else and have an election to try and win and some more free meals and travel and shit to expense cause you are paying for it taxpayers. Shhhhh teehee. That's all I got right now. Morons. one more thing. MORONS. K that's it now. Next election I am voting for OD and toasted bacon sandwiches.

You have been though so much and have fought so hard. Although there are some battles you just can't win sometime, you fought the fight Tom like Hercules himself ......brave and strong and will be till the end. A tremendous respected gentleman you are and a friend to many. Cerb will now have it's own Guardian Angel ....... with pink shoes to take care of us down here. And when we have a sudden thunderstorm and lightning bolts when there was absolutely no clouds in the sky a few moments ago....... we will know you sliced your ball in the rough and aren't very damn happy about it !! ;) I salute you for your bravery Tom.....and I will proudly honor your wishes and raise my glass and honour you as the fine man you are !!!

I think all 45 of you sexies should hug Old Yeller at the same time :) He's a good dog..... I'll be on standby with a de-fib

Ooops Sorry RG. I forgot to mention I contacted your super and informed him that now you are retired you may need more outlets to feed your...... Keurig, foot massager, back massager, bum warmer, computer cords, phone cords, hair dryer ( no nevermind ;) ) crockpot, big flatscreens, iron, hitachi ........ tools, etc etc.......... I suppose no more alarm clock might free up an outlet ? ;)

This may be off topic ???

Happy Birthday Christine !! Hope you are having a Fab day ! xo

Well Lisbeth.... Decisions decisions.....Hang out at home and drink tea and build a birdhouse in the workshop. OR Sip on a toddy and hang out nekkid with a slut ? #pervertconnundums ;)

Tracie..... I work every day surrounded by a wildlife refuge. NOT once have I been able to get the damn ducks to fucking line up !! ;) So if you do please share your secret with me :) !!! hehe

Did you not see the dress she had on last social big guy ?????? Meow pussycat MEOWWWWWWWWWW !! Had me doing the Tomcat prowl ;)

Why yes. After passing a totally dangerous and tunnel visioned bill like this one..... a gov't needs at least 30 days to build a new bomb shelter. But these fucknuts will probably fly a CPC flag on top of the shelter anyways..............

Congrats Emily ! Awesome posting and ...........You Rock :)

Happy Birthday Lex !!! Hope you had a Fab day !! xo

Intitally we put up a sign that we were given or we borrowed or stole...whayever anyhoooooo it was "Free". aaaaaand It read ..... "Oh Yes ! It's Fat Free ! " We got sued for false advertising.

I suspect case lot lotion and Kleenex sale may be on the rise ? ;) And I wish I had shares in the Hitachi company and Duracell I suppose I myself am torn between joining the Fat Bastard celibacy camp for perverts ? Sponsored by Budweiser . Or having myself cryogenically frozen for 30 Frickin years ?

When earth itself self destructs will be the only time the sex trade will be dead in the water !! Additional notes: I edited and shortened my post as I realized lots of important discussion going on here at the moment.

I totally understand what you are and have been saying Kathryn. and as a client it is appreciated. xo