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LeeRichards

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  1. I seem to get Bruce Willis on occasion or Billy Bob Thorton a few times too..... I don't see it but maybe I need a new mirror perhaps ....one with hair again, no wrinkles or no bags under the eyes ever ! lol
  2. Sooooooo I was thinking here for a millasecond Claire...... I would much rather have sex with you babes !! You have a really nice bum and smile :) ...... I haven't tried Greek yet let alone having considered having sex or smoking weed with a goat !! ;) heh heh
  3. Toyota.......Ohhh what a feeling ! or plan B Wagon Wheels - It's so big you've got to grin to get it in :D
  4. Still at work so here is my recipe : 1 can ravioli 1 can beefaroni 1 can roller coasters Open cans and pour in bowl (don't use tin foil or metal bowl ) Microwave for 1 minute Stir Microwave for another minute Pull out and for God's sakes be careful it could be hot Yum yum yum
  5. and....when we are in our 70's and 80's This could be Angela, Nicki and Old Dog at a Cerb social ;) Let the games begin !
  6. I haven't really considered an age and I don't suspect I will. Life will determine that for me as nature runs it's course My thoughts....you can't put an age on when you don't need companionship, sex and/or pleasure and closeness with a lady... and whatever makes you happy and feel good even if just for a short time. I think companionship is even more important as you get older...so why quit due to age if you enjoy this part of your life ? Who knows....one of you ladies might be sexing me up in my retirement home ! We could really get busy because nobody could hear us anyways !! ;) ha
  7. Well it is good news that they can fix her up :) I know very well how it can really weigh on you when your parents are ill. and you are waiting....and waiting.... You need to go to your happy place once and awhile to get your mind off of things.... Would this be one of your happy places ;)
  8. Pretty simple for me.... Helping other people, adults and children alike in whatever ways and means I can. Much of my life has been dedicated to this in many shapes and form Seeing someone smile :) and in turn that makes me smile :D
  9. This is great news Notch and you are a great guy. Your wife is a lucky gal, the ladies that have met you (and your chaps ? ;) ) I am sure feel lucky to have spent time with you and us fellas here on Cerb have appreciated your genuine personality, fun, informative, honest posts and also your fripple thread and other fun and frisky threads you have started. Whatever your decision is....best wishes....life is Good :)
  10. There is NO WAY I would fit into this category !!! Now if you will excuse me I am going fishing
  11. For the girls a ..... Hitachi For the boys a .......... HITACHI
  12. Well just off the top of my head .... Hmmm ?? ... Mike Myers ?? ;)
  13. Well congrats on a year BRM ! It has been great hanging out with ya in Cerbland. I can't imagine you learned anything from me that's for sure ... This is my judgement ;) But maybe good for a smile or two :)
  14. This is one of the Supreme Court justices from the unanimous ruling in favor of generic brands ;) They call him Stoney ....
  15. Well now...apparently the sexless snore-master in point number two shoulda hooked up with the non sleeping partying ladies in your third point there !! Then banging headboards woulda been the next problem I suppose Emma dear ;) In all seriousness it all sucks !!! Ohhhh the joys of travelling !
  16. Good luck Miss Garter ....I mean Miss Jade ;) Wishing you the best Jade !
  17. Absolutely !!! You must always have proper sheets to play in :) I much prefer you shrink your top and pants if you are gonna shrink something baby ;)
  18. I believe MN2 the FB BBM lodge has succeded in it's hostile takeover of the Tri-Maritime Bus Network Soooooo....we have ONE BUS for Nova Scotia ! High end unit ... has a pop top we found at Woodstock ...roll your own joints and the Beatles will be playing live ? We have one handi van for New Brunswick ! Just is case it is muddy and / or need to make a fast getaway ! Yay for big tires ! and for PEI we have a S.S. Fat Guy :) Please book in advance .....space is limited...umm... and beware of this thieving scallywag ;)
  19. Strike a pose Martina ! Boo for tennis elbow :( Yay for tennis fripples :)
  20. All of you Cerb ladies in the booking room pronto with Lee and his penis stick !! We are playing Clue here aren't we ? ;)
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