LeeRichards

We are Marshall Matthew McConaughey

Congrats on 7000 posts RG ! An awesome contibutor in every way my friend :) We look forward to another 7000 posts about everything from soup to nuts !!!! Maybe someday we will hear about you catching the biggest fish ever that didn't get away this time ;)

In my younger party years...well I still party....but anywhooo if you guzzle a beer and a friend smacks you on the back at the same time....all better and good to go :) Or try what the rest of the people say here....perhaps more practical ;)

Happy Birthday Boomer ! Have an awesome day :)

I always wanted a Siberian Husky Maybe if I get one I could dogsled to Ottawa this winter and try to see if it will fit in Nicki's and Meg's purse ;)

Jamie Westenhiser

Happy Birthday Sacha !! Have a grrrreat day :) and a joke willy nilly "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country . . We don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi"

Ace Ventura : Pet Detective Jim Carrey .... well alllllrighty then :)

Happy Birthday Isabella !!! Hope you have an awesome day :)

I like MightyFinn cause he is a great contributor and has an awesome sense of humor ! This you Finn you old Tom Cat up in N Ontario waiting on your date ?? ;)

Big Hugs for Gabby from me ......Lee ! mmm mmm mmm feel the squeeze ! Feel better Red ! and a hug too from my other brother Darryl ;)

Happy Birthday to a wonderful lady :) I hope you have an awesome day and that you celebrate in style ! xox

Just Friends Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart

Well she may be a kid. I have some very fond memories spending time with SP's in their twenties. When I decided to book with them they didn't say that this profession is not really a real job but it is easy and that they were lazy and that they are just a ------------ on a -------------- site and that they really just want to work towards a real and square job when they are in their 30's. These comments are not remotely in line with Cerb etiquete, they are incredibably disrespectful on a site where there happen to be some very amazing ladies that have worked in their 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's etc... as SP's and enjoy what they do and it is a real job ! Simply put Billybob...if comments like she made were able to be posted on Cerb willynilly with no repercussions......then this would be a UFC cage match with everyone lambasting everyone and it wouldn't be pretty. Mod did exactly what he needed to do and very promptly as well...Kudos Mod.

Congrats Cato !! Wow... Well done !

Well when I was in my twenties I had a round job....and only wanted do what I was doing until my 30's and when I have more money then I could get an oval job and have a little better life....now I am in my 40's and I have a real good square job and excellent financial stability and no debt. Now I just want to be a gigalo but I am too god damn old now :( Of course it is a real job and for as long as you want it to be !!!! Hell the last time I moaned at work was when I got my piss poor bonus cheque and the last time I had an orgasm at work was in 1999 and that just got me and my service writer in a tad bit of trouble ;) Enjoy your real job ladies !!

Happy Birthday Traducteur ! Have an awesome day :)

Knocked up

Well if I make it home in time from work. BBQ'd beef tenderoin smothered with peppercorn gravy Sliced potatoes, butter, onion, salt and pecker wrapped in foil - cooked on the BBQ Shrimp and mushrooms and seasoning wrapped in foil - cooked on the BBQ The last of the corn on the cob cooked on the side burner on the BBQ and a Bud Light If I don't make it in time then pizza pops and a Bud Light and try again tomorrow The days are getting short and cool at nights :( boooooooooo Bon Appetit

Ohhh I have had the odd accidental text received from a lady ... I typically let them know .... wrong fella so they know and a chuckle is shared One I will share A couple hours after a very nice encounter one time I was sitting in a lounge all relaxed and smiling having a beer and some eats and watching a football game and a text came through.... "Hi...you can come now....room xxx" no biggie right? I replied however for shits and giggles "Funny, but I think I just came in that room not long ago" Reply was "Oh shit.. lol...I will get you for that " end quote ;) I know bad ...best I could do...but I LOL

Very delayed response here but thanks a bunch folks !!! A great place Cerb is and all you peeps Rock !!! I may run out of jokes to post but I hope to have the odd witty comment to contribute here and there ;) Maybe even the odd intelligent and sensible comment :icon_rolleyes: Cheers FOLKS :boobies: no wait sorry ...Cheers :hump:....oops I mean CHEERS :chug:

Congrats Christine ! Always awesome posting :) Look forward to more !!