LeeRichards

Ohhh I have had the odd accidental text received from a lady ... I typically let them know .... wrong fella so they know and a chuckle is shared One I will share A couple hours after a very nice encounter one time I was sitting in a lounge all relaxed and smiling having a beer and some eats and watching a football game and a text came through.... "Hi...you can come now....room xxx" no biggie right? I replied however for shits and giggles "Funny, but I think I just came in that room not long ago" Reply was "Oh shit.. lol...I will get you for that " end quote ;) I know bad ...best I could do...but I LOL

Very delayed response here but thanks a bunch folks !!! A great place Cerb is and all you peeps Rock !!! I may run out of jokes to post but I hope to have the odd witty comment to contribute here and there ;) Maybe even the odd intelligent and sensible comment :icon_rolleyes: Cheers FOLKS :boobies: no wait sorry ...Cheers :hump:....oops I mean CHEERS :chug:

Congrats Christine ! Always awesome posting :) Look forward to more !!

I like Mr IcansmokeinmyownfrigginhouseifIwanto... er.... MrNice2 He has a heart of gold I do believe. A friend to many. A great contributor to Cerb. Always do I click on a post when I see his name. He has offered up his bed and breakfast to me when I venture to the Island :) I just hope it isn't on that rock there in your avatar !

Debbie Does Dishes ;) Nina Hartley - quite funny :)

I would definately stick with Cerb snoopy if you wish to avoid as many bad dates and scams as possible. Wonderful ladies here and a Mod and council that run a great site and keep things as safe and legit as is humanly possible. No guarantees ever but very good odds that if you stick to Cerb you will have many happy memories :) and very few bad experiences. If you do choose to use BP I would recommend you peruse Kenny's diary from time to time. and buy him a beer ! http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/

I would say 19 is a nice round sort of average number .... perhaps on the higher side which I suppose would mean a little below average because I am not sure anymore as I babble on here but really 19 isn't such a bad number. Oh shit....go out and kiss a man tonight Finn and drop that old number to 17 !! Now 17 could be a great number ;) ;)

Dodgeball Vince Vaughn - pretty darn funny fella

13 is the number

Well now...I will have to check my budget for Cat toys....see if a top of the line toy with batteries can be purchased ;) However in the right postition I have no problem with you sitting on my keyboard Cat :)

BIG long armed hug for you Frenchie from MB !! xoxo

Happy Birthday Shymale.... Have an awesome day :)

I have an Iphone with Rogers. Love the phone and I am quite happy with Rogers service. Prefer it over my old blackberry and smartphone but to each his own.

Have a great evening boys and girls !!!! A great time to just kick back, relax, have fun and spend time with our awesome folks from the Cerb community. Cheers from Friendly Manitoba :)

My opinion only....I think this community safe as it comes but undoubtably not 100% ever. I personally meet with Cerb ladies I am comfortable with, attracted to, a lady who exudes that they enjoy their job and practices due dilligence and most importantly I trust .....and to be honest the thought never enters my mind before, during or after a date. Whenever I considered working outside the box and Cerb then it does enter my mind.

Snowman....if the feeling is mutual, and SHE wants it and broached the topic (very important) then why the hell not. There are Blue Moon's on occasions. Don't go looking for it as it appears you understand....but if things happen and happiness is staring you in the face, you can be at peace with how this type of a relationship works.......then be happy. Together ! I would and maybe I will when my life becomes 100 times less crazy and hectic. Over time and some trials and tribulations I have learned to embrace the unexpected and rare opportunities that can pop up out of nowhere and change your life for the better. Don' be a bull FYI.... I have experience with them on the farm and they don't play nice ... expecially a horny bull ;) I had to run like a bull fighter several times !!! Seriously .... do I look like a cow?? haha Clearly by the posts here on this thread and others there are many opinions as to how hobbyists and ladies as well see and approach this profession/hobby. A business deal or transaction with a happy ending, a fantasy, an enjoyable and happy lifestyle, or just companionship and sometimes friendships. Everyone must remember that when you post on threads like this....it is entirely just your opinion or experience. Okay have a great day peeps.... I am horny and off to find a cow ;) damn all I can see is sheep :( I am allergic to cotton I think......

I am not sure if we can be friends anymore :( I have forgiven you ...somewhat... for being a Canadians fan but my my my this is pushing it MrNice !!! Go Eskimos rah rah ;)

Why yes we are looking after Old Dog at the lodge !!! French toast Tofu sticks for breaky Tofu puffs for lunch and Tofu dumplings for sup sup Lots of no beers Some candy cigarettes .... king size of course and finally Barbie the blow up doll ;) Baby steps OD baby steps !! Cheers to Old Dog :D :chug:Your a good dog. Very soon the ladies will once again be saying "down boy...bad dog" ;)

Thanks Ang for noticing...didn't even realize I had posted so many silly and ridiculous posts already ;) It's fun and I enjoy hanging out here....Thanks very much for putting up with me folks !!! Notch you shouldn't have said "joke" Oh well..... one more Malika tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk named Notch explains that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'. Suddenly, then Malika throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!!" Notch all befuddled runs away to get the store manager. The manager goes to Malika and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, Frenchie throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!! By now a huge crowd has gathered! In shock, the manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff, then Malika says, "Because, I Like To Have My Nipples Pinched When I'm Getting Screwed!" The crowd broke into applause and Malika's money was quickly refunded! Now joking aside....I suspect the toaster worked just fine but Pinky just wanted her nipples pinched ;) ha

Check it out.... My Uncle John....Deere gave us some new wheels for the lodge .... and previously used toilet re-conditioned sort of and converted to a bbq/grill Can fit a whole rabbit on that baby !

Good Luck Boomer !!!! and kudos to Angela !

Happy Birthday Mya ! Have a good one :)

Yikes.... I may have to change my mind !! Dorinda will be a born again virgin ;) I am a virgin or at least was at one point so would be perfect ! No nevermind ... no hanky panky !!! But I want to watch her boobs sway and giggle as she walks :) Ooops dirty damn hijack again....sorry.

Am I on the list ? I can't make it....put me on the list anyways....I like lists especially when I am on them :) Cheers and have fun peeps !!

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