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    Risky Business
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    I like RG cause he is fun, perhaps a little dillusional but a good guy and fun. Also he likes Malika whom I happen to have a secret crush on ;) or not so secret...not sure ? and since you don't have a boat and I do .... I would do this for my friend RG
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    I like Luckyme for his pleasant posting, friendly, fun, helpful and he has a pretty cool sense of humor.
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    I love all Boobs :boobeyes: Show me the boobs baby :)
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    I made the biggest, baddass dagwood sandwich ever ....at work. Yummy ! Thats a highlight. Then I walked out of my office and my button popped off and my god damn pants fell down :shock: :butt:That sucks ! Any of you ladies sew ? ;) I will book pronto ! Additional Comments: In response to Angela's comment below...Very funny :) But where I work I wear fire proof clothing....VERY EXPENSIVE. Don't think Walmart sells them...besides I like shopping and Walmart particularily about as much as liver and onions and spinach...which is nada...zilch...don't like ;) It is very important that I wear fire proof clothing because when there is a gas explosion and I am thrown 100 feet or more it is important my legs and jumblies don't burn !!! lol seriously folks. I do appreciate the suggestion Ang. I will give Samantha Evans, my Croation Penis Warmer business partner a ring dingle and see if she can not only knit but perhaps sew on a button ;) Unless there is somebody closer than Vancouver ?
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    Happy Birthday Red :) Hope you are having an awesome day !
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    Do pics of fripple covers apply to this thread Notch ??
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    Shakira Charlize Theron Raquel Welch Jakki Degg Penelope Cruz Salma Hayek and of course my girls ... Yeah baby Yeah !!! Liz Hurley ( my all time fave :) ) Heather Graham Beyonce Mimi Rogers
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    Your Mileage May Vary So basically it doesn't matter if you drive a VW Bug or a Porsche. Make sure it is always clean and through the car wash just before having a lady passenger. Make sure you wash all those hard to reach spots and the nooks and crannies ;) Make sure everything is in tip top shape and have a routine checkup. Always have good tires so you don't have to be a tire kicker. When you decide a little extra rub down and pampering is needed...don't negotiate the price... really decreases mileage...sometimes to 0 mpg It is better to have a quiet engine and not one with headers and dual exhaust that is loud and noisy. Muscle cars don't typically get the best mileage. Remember the bigger motors can get good mileage but more often the motor size doesn't matter....it is how good of a driver you are :) When you are changing the oil....always always wear a rubber glove Most likely when you drive away you will be smiling and waving at everyone ! Well I do :) And for God's sakes....Do not backfire when you have a lady passenger
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    B Man...a fellas first post in history and he wants four girls to go south.. Mod commented quickly ...kudos. Leave 212 out of it and consider agreeing with many that it was a ridiculous fucking post :)
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    Man on Fire Denzel Washington.....Dakota Fanning
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    LeeRichards commented on Ashley Croft's gallery image in Converted Albums

    I luv this pic Ashley !! Classy and Super sexy :)
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    Yup The right timing and the right lady I can't see why not. Who knows maybe my soul mate is an SP ;) If you can see past the sex/job/friendship with clients part of the equation.... anything is possible. A happy relationship with an SP who enjoys her job but more so enjoys a happy home life and being home with her man in a real and true relationship. versus A semi-happy or comatose white picket fence monogamous relationship. Although not encouraging it....anything is possible IMO.
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    I agree with Notch. I personally know Cerb ladies that would be wonderful choices to spend your first time with....and they would treat you right and make it a very pleasant memory. My opinion of course.
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    The eternally beautiful and sexy Raquel Welch
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    Happy Birthday Mister ! Have an awesome day :)
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    I still like RG because he is so modest :rolleyes: So here I go off fishing to show who the best fisherman is....wish me luck ! ;)
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    I like RG...always a great contributor and a great sense of humor and a true fisherman
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    I just saw this ridiculous post...yikes. How about you become a male SP ? I would luv to see your GF's critic of your looks, body, size of your package and how average you may be in the sack. Get a second job or try the bank big guy. Don't market a 21 year old girl.
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    F---- the air conditioner.....let's f------ anyways .....then cold shower.....f------..... then cold shower.....then f-------- in the cold shower.....then cuddle :) or go for a beer in an air conditioned lounge ;) ha
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    What if: Well now I am wondering what if I had never left Alberta....with the right timing I coulda bought a mini van and married Em ;) Have six kids...5 boys and one girl. The boys could be rednecks too and the girl could eventually marry a redneck. We could get a nice used house trailer....down by the river. The boys would have shaved heads like me...shampoo is expensive...and could hunt and run a trapline. Our daughter would be gorgeous and look like her mom....she could learn to knit and darn and drink beer like the boys and also hunt with a musket and to make rabbit stew...and so on.... We would live happily ever after :) Ohhh the memories we coulda shared Emily haha Mind you I am quite fond of the memories we do have outside of Alberta ;)
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    Get well soon big guy !! We are all thinking about ya !! I somehow think the nurses have a flirtatious patient on their hands there ;) Cya back here soon !!
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    Recently being badly mislead and used by a supposed friend....an experience and life lesson that that I won't repeat A week ago a true friend and long time friend (in his thirty's) was found dead in his hotel room. I was not able to make the funeral due to short notice and long distance and I have not been able to find out the true cause of death so I can have some closure. There....feel better ! Thanks for listening.
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    Zack and Miri make a porno
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