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LeeRichards

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  1. Fine I will do your dry cleaning and get a cow to graze your lawn. Let's do business ! This is the last girl I had sex with before dating. She insisted I do her laundry. Shagged her so rotten baby she couldn't move come laundry day and it was clean sheet night ;) Nice bum though don't you think ?
  2. It took me awhile to notice.....but is that you Phaedrus ? ;)
  3. Fine then....how about 12:45 ?? Split the difference...Will that work for ya Meg ? and...and if you aren't a clock watcher maybe I can sneak in an extra 15 minutes ;) ha ha Then I will ask you what your rates are, because I can't read apparently, then ask you if you will take $25 less Then I will ask you if you do bbfs becasue I am clean And finally I will ask what color condoms you use ....because blue is my favorite color Meg ;) See you at 1 PM !!
  4. The crop harvest is done !!! Yay. I am sooo happy I may just run through the streets naked :dncdick: Then when I get out of jail....I will promptly book some sexy time with a beautiful Cerb lady and hang out and de-stress and stuff :)
  5. Happy Birthday Nicki ! Have fun and hope you are being naughty :)
  6. Happy Birthday Touch ! Hope you had an awesome day !
  7. That does it Meg ! We must meet ! I feel gooood in my flanel pj bottoms and my Hooters shirt from Orlando Florida ;)....I am soooo sophisticated as well :) Maybe we can be sophisticated together and those Poofy socks of yours might just put me over the edge !!!
  8. Why yes Lexy. I always ID every SP I see ;) Isn't that normal protocol ? If you were 31 by the Jesus Lex you are in big trouble !!!! ps....never mine the genes....I wanna see what's in the jeans baby :)
  9. I will watch football until the Grey Cup is over and perhaps the odd NFL game after that. I will then flip through my 200 chanels on my dish and find nothing interesting sports wise to watch more than likely .... curling perhaps.....definately not Cricket Smithwick lol Soooo...if it looks like there won't be hockey for quite some time after November I will go to a nice warm place in the States with a nice sandy beach and become a womans beach volleyball coach and watch girls bums while they play with balls ;) I mean coach ....
  10. Shag = carpet Shag = lets get busy baby Shag + shag = lets get busy ON the shag carpet baby ;) Yup....These 18 hour work days are getting to me .......
  11. Jesus Woman ! That is a lot of shows ! Is your job a TV show critic ? How do you find the time to have sex and golf and all of those other fun things ;) haha
  12. Georgiana Sweet !!! I instantly became very fond of this album. Gia can certainly rock the world of lingerie modeling :) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=4829
  13. Well Gabs...If I saw your mammaquatia jiggling.... I would then most likely want to touch them of course ....and then Tibiocontrectation (stroke your legs) and then need some hygrophilamatous (long wet kisses) which of course causes membrum-verile (erect male member) and then some cunniphilemia ( kissing female genitals) would be in order which leads to sexobatics ( sex in many positions ) and then concurrent climax ( simultaneous orgasm ) Phew I am spent !!!!! That would be much more fun Gabby than Sacrofricosis ( playing with my balls ) ;) Don't you think ??
  14. "A pessimist is always alone.....an optomist is always 2 people away from a threesome"
  15. Quick hijack....thought of a joke ;) A few years back in school Little Phaedrus is in class and the teacher says, "today we will be working on and learning words with more than one syllable" Phaedrus immediately says " Mas ter bate" The teacher looks and him, smiles and she says "Wow, Phaedrus ! That is a mouthful" Phaedrus retorts, "No you are thinking of blow job !! "
  16. A latex butt Me thinks this isn't the best outfit to remove if you are looking for a quickie ;)
  17. Big hugs to a very dear friend Katherine ! Thinking of you babe.
  18. He answered the question .... It obviously isnt a deal breaker by his answer
  19. Nope. Not a consideration with whom I want to meet. Never been discussed prior, during or after to be honest that I can recollect. I dont hobby willy nilly and my comfort level must be there . Therefore the ladies I meet with I trust so it it completely up to what they desire on this topic. No DATY. .... Now that would make Lee very very sad :( :(
  20. Well I was going to go with that name Gia....then realized I may not be sweet so thought about GeorgianaSour...then Whiskeysour....then settled on @Leerichards2012 I started out shy...with a "cheep " then worked up to a "cheep cheep" then a "tweet" then a "TWeet" now I "TWEET !" ;)
  21. If I told you someguy.......I would have to kill you.....;)
  22. Romano's Pizza from Brandon, Manitoba Yup... Brandon, Manitoba .... Yum Yum Yum Buffalo wings from Hooters in Orlando ...Airport location by the Holiday Inn. I went to pick up an order of wings after a long day of meetings and the waitress just going off shift that I got to know over a couple nights prior.... came with the wings :) That sounds bad and I feel so easy but takeout has never just been the same ;)
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