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OD worships the ground Meg walks on ...... I worship the legs baby legs she walks on :D. When Meg walks down the street in shorts or a skirt automobile premiums are on the rise. No eyes on the road You are awesome Meg ! Simple as that

I ate poutine twice yesterday and now my speedo doesn't fit properly :( Actually that is not entirely true. Just checked. The label says Fruit of the Loom not speedo ;) Anywhooo...... even though I enjoy work and am a workaholic it sucks that I am working today and all my friends are playing ball and sitting in the beer gardens and golfing and stuff !!!! Shazbut ! Realizing after a very shitty day, evening, night and morning that when you spend your entire adult life helping everyone else out but yourself in every way shape and form that when you need someone they are not there for you because you aren't supposed to or expected need anyone. Its all good now but a harsh reality and a wake up call. Thanks for listening. Time for a joke ;)

A quote from the sexual superhero herself SMQ ! One of my biggest laughs in 2011 ! For some reason I want to say... "Dunk your balls in Neet" But don't do that... I assume that neet or nair may not be safe for the tender nutsack skin of the netherworld. :grin: I just wanted to say Dunk you balls in Neet. Additional Comments: A quote from the sexual superhero herself SMQ ! One of my biggest laughs in 2011 ! For some reason I want to say... "Dunk your balls in Neet" But don't do that... I assume that neet or nair may not be safe for the tender nutsack skin of the netherworld. :grin: I just wanted to say Dunk you balls in Neet.

I like Bud Light and Cheetos and MrNice2 He is awesome possum.... Great guy and gonna buy him a beer someday ...at the airport in Charlottown when he picks me up ;) ha Good people he is ...Cerb is lucky to have him hanging out around here !!

Olympic LFK Kissing :)

If you genuinely feel a regular client is special then telling him or treating him that way is all that can be expected. It really does make us fellas feel good when you enjoy spending time with us too ! ps In my gigalo days I devalued myself and charged $ 0 Boy did I feel cheap :( Then again I had no takers and absolutely no clients either.

I had the unexpected and extreme pleasure to meet this Goddess last month when she decided to come to Winnipeg :) Her amazing, intelligent, fun, witty personality peaked my interest long long ago and I knew she was someone I had to meet. Well I did and she is indeed a Goddess extraordinaire !!! A beautiful and sexy lady and an absolute amazing woman to spend time with !!! Amelia Middleton http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=48783 http://www.stateofamelia.com/

Welcome to Cerb. Great place. Enjoy !! and only in Ottawa do fish have feathers ;)

That you Phaedrus ?? and why do you have your bowling ball bag at the beach ??

I was with Phaedrus on this one Frenchie .... but you have redeemed yourself with the humpy time comment :) If you are an early riser then you can hump before class too...helps concentration....or say fuck it once and awhile and skip class and hump alllllll dayyyyy longgggg ! :hump: Oh ya highlight. I got a big fat raise on Tuesday from my main job and another raise this morning from my part time job !! Also I just bought a ticket for tomorrow nights lottery and I am pretty darn sure I am gonna win...that excites me also

I like Porthos cause he is also wise and contributes to every type of topic in a very helpful and diplomatic manner. Also likes tits and ass and stuff. No longer a Newfie so thank christ for you Ontario folks. He will be on iceberg watch next spring ;)

I see the Olympic logo there ! So the idea of the game is you reach between the girls legs and she raises her arms and says "Yeah Baby Yeah !!! " Not sure what the sport is called yet but stay tuned folks ;)

Malika from TO !!! She just surpassed 3000 posts !!! Congrats Frenchie !! I for one very much enjoy your posts and input here on Cerb. I always look forward to you next one because you just don't know what is coming next !!! Everything from soup to nuts when it comes to your posts baby !! haha Cheers to Malika ! If I could I would buy a round of boobies for everyone ! :boobies: By her recent Olympic sport post...she likes horses....I love cowgirl and reverse cowgirl...what a coincidence ;) heh heh Giddy up girl !! Keep em comin Malika !!!

Good for you Old Dog ! You actually noticed the javelin ;) Best not flirt with Leryn however .... you will have a javelin sticking out your bum hole ...she can thread the needle baby !

Mightyfinn ... Helluva guy and funny as the dickens !!! Before I tell a joke now I always gotta check and see if he told it already damnitt...lol Keep up the good work. Laughter is the spice in life !

Home for me is in my truck at work. I am a workaholic. Every morning when I crawl in my truck at 6 am with my coffee and turn the key ....I instantly relax and feel at peace. That is where I am happy and life is good. Sad eh ??

This really bites Emily ! Very sorry to hear this as I know first hand how very considerate and caring you are towards your clients and their personal lives and their privacy and discretion. Due dilligence fellas !! Every decision, every contact you make in this lifestyle can have a serious impact on many many people if you don't wipe the trail. For the record Em.... in your shoes I would of cancelled my trip as well in a heartbeat due to the potential issues involved. It is a big deal !!! xox

A silly post but I kinda forgot how much fun I had in my earlier years of adult life :) So I had a couple beers on Sunday night with an old friend. He asked me to write down how many concerts / rock festivals / countryfests I have been to. Several concerts 5 classic rockfests - usually from Wednesday night to Monday morning - hard on the constitution those ones ! 2 Rockfests - 3 dayers 2 Countryfests - 3 dayers Then he asked me to calculate that to the amount of beers I drank ;) Ha.. Yikes ! I should own a brewery ! I am sure I missed some but these are the ones I remember :icon_rolleyes: Rock Bands Steppenwolf Def leppard 3 times Trooper - 4 times April Wine Streetheart - 5 times Toronto Headpins - 3 times Stampeders - 3 times BTO Bryan Adams Pat Benatar Tragically Hip Kiss Burton Cummings Creedence Clearwater Revival Tom Cochrane and Red Rider - 3 times Van Halen Prism Nazareth Lee Aaron Joan Jett Chilliwack Leonard Skynard Greg Kihn 38 Special Alice Cooper Kim Mitchell Allana Myles Blue Oyster Cult Helix - 2 times Honeymoon Suite - 3 times Blue Oyster Cult Rough Trade Styx Billy Idol The Northern Pikes Prism Colin James The Knack Jeff Healy Prism Sass Jordan Country Tim McGraw Faith Hill Sugarland Miranda Lambert Reba Terri Clark - 2 times Alabama Blake Shelton Adam Lambert Aaron Pritchett Michelle Wright- 2 times Lisa Brokop Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Steve Earl Doc Walker Clay Walker Jason McCoy Sara Evans Tracy Byrd Colin Raye Kenny Rogers

Happy Birthday MN2 ! Hope you had a great day my friend !!

Nice initial post MN2....I always enjoy reading your articulate heartfelt posts. I like it here. It is a fun place. It is a sexy place. I have friends here. Some I have met and some I haven't yet ....but hope to someday. And not just the ladies but some of you fellas too. I hope to have a beer at your bed and breakfast someday MN2 ;) There was a little stretch there where it felt like a UFC no holds barred slugfest/kickfest but IMO for the last several months it hasn't been hostile but quite pleasant in the most part. There are so many diverse people here from all walks of life there will always be some stong variances of opinion and perhaps the odd heated debate. But the mod and council will keep that at bay. The newcomers need to feel comfortable to post and try and fit in and enjoy Cerb long term the way many of us have. A super cool place. When people leave that have become well known and popular in various ways it does kinda hit you for sure like you indicated. I personally have debated this for the past few months myself. Not because of anything here on Cerb but pondering my own life. I have had many ups and downs the last quite awhile in my life for various reasons, as we all have, but it wore me down and threw me into a deep rut. It was actually my hobbying and spending my "happy time" with some awesome ladies that I have got to know quite well as well as hanging out with all you terrific Cerbies that kept me rolling in forward motion. So after a decision finally made mostly yesterday but add a near death dance with the devil last night at work that I survived and a happening this morning I have decided to take a break from active hobbying and pursue my career dreams as well as personal dreams and wants....which is gonna take most of my time, energy, focus and finances. Call it a hiatus for now. After saying that I have every intention of sticking around here if that is OK, not as often but I will pop in as frequent as I can to tell a joke, taunt RG, MN2, OD, Phaedrus and the rest of you boys. I still got a lot of flirting in me so beware ladies ;) I suspect I will still pop by to look at Malika's bum and Meg's legs frequently !! ha. I know this announcement probably wasn't necessary but I oh well I did it anyways Take care peeps and see you around Cerb .. You Rock !!! I still have my FB BBM Lodge membership so I plan on dedicating some time to that as well ;)

Happy Birthday Nathalie ! Have an awesome day !!!!

Either a bigger fridge OD is in need for Angela ...... or one Big Beer !! My brother will truck it out for ya....just don't shake it up and aim it at Manitoba please ;) Oh ya this is I like ;) I like RG cause he swears alot lately ! Awesome ! And he still hasn't kicked my ass yet. I still picture him from past avatar as Cyrus off of Con Air movie and he is one scary beyach !!!