LeeRichards

Roaminguy hasn't quit swearing yet !! Tsk tsk RG !!

I very recently had an unforgetable opportunity to meet in Winnipeg with the lovely Emma Alexandra and her super sexy friend Miss Amelia Middleton ! Emma and I met before and I was very much looking forward to seeing her in Brandon ! Then the message came that Amelia was coming to Wpg too and "maybe" Brandon... After about 5 seconds thought, I began to change my plans and head to Winnipeg for an extended visit duo....because it would be a cold day in hell before I was gonna miss meeting Amelia !! An Emma and Amelia duo was the perfect recipe for Lee to relieve all sorts of stress ;) The day came and I drove to the big city. Excited and nervous and excited and nervous...... I got to the hotel, a very nice and upscale downtown hotel. I knocked on the door and was greeted by a hug and a big kiss from the always beautiful Emma. Like hooking up with an old friend and sexy lover. We chatted for a bit and got caught up and laughed and joked. Then out of the other room comes a stunning, sexy and vibrant Amelia !! Wow, ! I finally met her Royal Hotness in the flesh !! An amazing smile and infectious laugh. I knew instantly this was going to be a remarkable and memorable evening. It was just that :D I had a permagrin laying on the bed between these two beautiful gals getting both re-aquainted and newly aquainted, slowly piece by piece our clothing vanishing and ending up on the floor. Casual conversation promptly ended when a very sexy and HOT lapdance performed by Amelia got the juices flowing !! She teases you with her erotic movement of her body and seduces you with her ohhh so naughty look and smile .... until you can't take it anymore !! What followed was a very memorable, sexual, erotic, experience that I will never forget with two beautiful, fun and very very sexual women ! Emma and Amelia are both very intelligent gals, have amazing and fun personalities, awesome senses of humor, and are incredible lovers !! :) For you fellas that have not met Amelia or Emma....Whether you can see them individually or as a duo...both ladies have my highest possible reccomendation. Go see them and enjoy....you won't regret it !!! Thanks for the most amazing time Ladies ! I look forward to our next visit !! Amelia http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=48783 www.stateofamelia.com Emma http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=5891 www.emmaalexandrapage.com

Congrats Nicki ! Keep them naughty posts a comin !!

My experience is called Ex-wife Jabba ! Completely eliminated ejaculation for quite some time ;) Probably not what you are looking for....never mind ..... sorry for the hijack !

Well it sounds like you had a great time ! I think it is great that you are thinking about her lots. I am sure that is exactly what most ladies want. A very happy repeat customer :) That makes them happy ! Your dilemna is the cashola issue. Save save save and be happy. Keep with the budget though !!! Any lady I have met would not want you to spend money that you shouldn't if it is going to cause problems in your life. My two cents. Good Luck !

Thanks guys ! It really did help a lot ! For those that PM'd too me a big thanks to you as well. It is now a work in process after some help from you folks :)

Well my good gracious dear ! I don't swear but dag nabbit if I did I would : Have sex every time I uttered such profanity :) You would perhaps be so gosh darn sexed out you will want to keep your clothes on ! Of course relapses perhaps can be frequent and this method deary can take 50 years of trying ;) Good luck !!

Well Mr Wrinkledintime. A shocker to the community here no doubt. I wish you nothing but the best my friend ! Obviously you have put a lot of thought into this decision and I wish you the absolute best. Unless of course you change your mind...Then I will wish you the best right here on Cerb another day.... Either way life goes on and as long as YOU are happy then that is what counts. For the record, I and many others have never been tired of hearing your voice and never will be. I enjoy hearing your voice from every angle of every post you make. Serious to helpful to fun and funny. It's all good ! You might be wrinkled big guy....but not wrinkled enough yet ;) you need more time to wrinkle properly in Cerbland !! Take Care Lee

A very relaxing and happy day. Helped out a friend. Helped out family. Awesome Cerbies helped me out on a website build and an unexpected phone call from an awesome lady :) Life is good !

Movie Marathon first Mr. Lonely then Live Free and Die Hard then Mr. Lucky then Kiss Kiss Bang Bang then Premature then 8 seconds then Up all night then Stamina then Blow then We cuddle and listen to music from Limp Bizkit

Hidy Ho Peeps I just officially kickstarted a new part time business this morning and made it official with the great big world out there. NOW ... I want to build a website with my own domain and also to build it myself. I have built a couple in the past for companies I worked for but they were free sites because they were cheap asses . The pop up ads annoyed me to be honest. Sooooo....I had been looking this morning on the web for a good building program and it dawned on me that there are a whole bunch of my Cerb friends here that are a wayyyyy smarter than me so I am asking for HELP !! Please !! For those that help me I promise I won't target you in any more of my jokes !! haha at least in 2012 ;) Thanks in advance for any help you folks give me and any others who are looking for a website design site. For the ladies who help me I bow to you and am giving you a virtual kiss hug and a squeeze on the bum ;) virtual till we meet at least ! For the fellas....well thanks ;) haha A virtual handshake And for you travelling ladies always remember the wise words of Confuscious "A man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok" Cheers :chug:and have a grrrrrrreat weekend folks !!! .

The Holy Grail

Goldmember ;)

Make sure after all of those free meals and deserts that you brush your teeth and floss ! You don't want to have onion breath and cake stuck in your teeth when you ask for a freebie or an SP to punch your card there !! Or....you can treat yourself on your birthday for those something special's :) Personally I would love one of these lovely ladies to help me celebrate my birthday....not pay for it ! But that is just me I guess.

Summer vacations are GOOD !!! Enjoy Katrine ! I envy you. And for God's sakes watch out for the Griswolds on their Summer Vacation ;) Never know where they may pop up.

Oh my !!!! I don't imagine you were able to eat that fella in one sitting ? ;)

A boobie hug for ya Notch ... see any fripples ? ;)

Welcome aboard the Cerb train. Have fun, be respectful and courteous and it will be a the best train ride ever. Lots of good and helpful people here. Many beautiful women just waiting to make you a happy man. There are also fun threads, helpful threads. People here care. Also there are way more boobies than this country boy can count ! I mean grrrrreat photo albums ;) haha

I was able to break away from work in the boonies to the big city and spend a most enjoyable evening with two awesome ladies ! Thanks girls...you rock !!! and I got to meet Royalty :) Yeah baby ! Perhaps the amazing time is the main contributor to my current state of sleeplessness and my lost battle to insomnia and it's triumph of mind over mattress ;) I don't typically smile frequently when I can't sleep.

Take care ! I always always enjoyed your posts from the day I joined this board ! Best wishes to you Spud and the new course you have charted in life !!!! Once again take care of yourself.

Funny Madison.....go get laid then big guy. That will cost you 180 drinks and several trips to a bar, a box of condoms if successful and if oops I don't have or need a condom then perhaps an STD or a "baby on board" ! Well if that doesn't work.....how about....."I am middle aged and don't look in the mirror anymore....I can't remember when I got laid last....can I get a seniors hobbyist discount?" ;)